I have no idea how to do it. I really do feel like shit. Can someone please, please give me some advice.

(If there was anyone else thinking the same question, I find this song helps http://gelocks.topcities.com/Music/The%20Sad%20Song%20(revised%203).mp3)

/Offtopic: Also, sorry about title mistake.

Rifle in mouth.

Get a new one that's better.

How to get over girls?

Simple, stop lurking around and listening to sad songs.

Doing shit like that makes it worse, just go and do nomral things you do and listen to normal music.

Isn't that hard, when you focus on getting over a girl, it gets worse. Just live your damn life the way you normally do, that is what you do.

If you HAVE to be ignorant and ponder about it, listen to this song. It makes people happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWeNueQNxg

Get a new one that's better.
Or Two.

Stop asking for advice about failed relationships over the internet, for starters.

Stop asking for advice about failed relationships over the internet, for starters.

Well it was this or my mouse mat, it was a hard choice.

It's only a girl. There are plenty more.

Slice across the jugular vein.
Of the girl, that is. Then buy a better one.

Cut her head offf put it in a packet and send this package to her parents with a greetings card form the rocky mountains.

Man get a new one.

Don't let it take over your life, play some games. That's what I did :v:

Masterbate. A lot.

Cliche time!
There are plenty of fish in the sea.

LOL i just won a girl over msn.

LOL i just won a girl over msn.
What did you tell them? You're a 26 year old billionare playboy?

Girls are certainly difficult geological formations to overcome. Tunneling through them to get to the other side may prove difficult, as the entire structure may cave in, leaving you with a huge bloody mess. Some experts say it is simply easier to walk around the girl, rather than going over/through, but I say that's just side-stepping the problem. My preferred way is to construct a large ramp over the girl's head, preferrably out of mud-brick or stone, and then simply walking over top.

Watch some YTMNDs. I prefer the "What is love?" and "Gman is having a wonderful time" series of YTMNDs for cheering me up.



And get a woman who won't be a bitch to you.

I know i have never had a girlfriend, but it can't be that hard to get over a girl. I can understnad if you went out for a year or something, but i just can't see myself being depressed for anything more than a few hours after i broke up.

Or Two.

You can never have too many girlfriends.

How to get over stuff:

1. Realize you're acting like you're 5
2. Stop being a queef
3. Return to the internet

How to get over stuff:

1. Realize you're acting like you're 5
2. Stop being a queef
3. Return to the internet


Haha return to the internet...well actualy it works for other things too! (don't ask)

What did you tell them? You're a 26 year old billionare playboy?

No it was one 13 ear old girl the same age as me.

13 :v: , you don't get over that, it happens in like 1 or 2 days when you meet another one.

How to get over stuff:

1. Realize you're acting like you're 5
2. Stop being a queef
3. Return to the internet

Interweb for the winz!

Just as long as you're not obsessive, you should be okay. Just keep it out of your mind as much as possible. And listen to heavy metal.

You can tell when you're over it when you're waiting in a shop for your ex to find out if she's pregnant because of how careless she and your best friend were after she broke up with you for him, and you don't bat an eyelid. That's probably a worst-case scenario :( especially when she was a very special person...

But anyway, I'ma not helping, just do lots of things that take your attention, so you can't mull it over.

I'm happier without my girl

If I want to get over a girl I usualy get under another one ;P

If I want to get over a girl I usualy get under another one ;P
bow chicka bow wow

My advice is-Get over it

How to get over stuff:

1. Realize you're acting like you're 5
2. Stop being a queef
3. Return to the internet
This is probably the bst overall advice you can give to anybody who asks a personal question here.

Kick Back, Relax, and listen to some soothing music my friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyZj9GUXD4

Get over it, you big mother trucker.
I just saw that on Xplay.
Anyways, yeah, get over it and find a new one. Choose wisely.

Stop thinking about it. That helps.

Rifle in mouth.
arse :/

Just deal with it really, you'll get over her eventually

Realize that you're a gamer, and that the Facepunch forums are way better.

Pondering on a girl only makes your life shorter.

Thinking and thinking about a girl will have an impact on how much time your wasting when you could be doing things that you would usually do anyways.

Trust me, I know how it is.

You will get over it eventually.

Think of all the bad things about her, and how much you would rather have her mother.

I would go with nikebball030 on this one, I spent quite a long time pondering over a girl and eventually it drove me nuts. All I could think about was her and my head just started to spin. Life's too short to spend your time contemplating over one girl, the only way to move forward is to move away.
Get out a bit and meet some new people, that's what I started doing and I've just made 5 new friends these past two days. Enjoy your life, don't bemoan it. There are plenty of other people out there and you won't find them if you don't get out and look! ;).

I usually tend to hate them for no reason, ignore them and bitch about them to all my friends. I'm not particularly good with break-ups.

I find the ladder platform combo works well.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/Reavance/getoverit.jpg

I too have never had a GF and Im also 13 so.. Yeah I fell like a geek loser.

I too have never had a GF and Im also 13 so.. Yeah I fell like a geek loser.

You've barely started puberty. There should be absolutely no reason to be pressured into having a girlfriend. Take things at your own pace. Girls will go for the losers at that age because they're not old enough to understand what they really want. Wait until you find a girl who truly likes the person you are.

Listen to Hellbound by Pantera, it makes you want to headbutt a styrofoam wall (not a brick wall because if I did that, I would end up demolishing the whole) building, then I would go kill a Pterodactyl and make it into beef jerky. You could always take a knee and cry as well.

You should think about a failed relationship with a girl in these terms:

We all need wells of experience to round ourselves out, and having a breakup with a girl only empowers you so the next time you start falling in love, you'll have experience to back it up, and you'll make smarter decisions this time (hopefully).

Talking about it is the easiest way. Someone you can trust. Don't talk to her, or stand is public and talk to no one in perticular.

Lucid dreaming cures all troubles :P.

I just woke up and read through this. Thanks to all (most, anyway) who posted here.

Wait until you find a girl who truly likes the person you are.

Too much disney movies?

Too much disney movies?

Not at all. At thirteen, girls aren't really looking for guys they'll be happy with. They're just treading into "unknown" waters, thinking it's part of a maturity thing. That's why, at thirteen, it's all the losers and chavs that have girlfriends. They just latch on to who they deem will get them the most attention.

Well, my ex-girlfriend cheated on me while I was on holiday.

And I actually loved her.

But now I have found this new girl, I just spent the day with her.

We don't go out yet. But i'm working on it.

So just find someone hotter than your last girlfriend.

How to get over girls?

Simple, stop lurking around and listening to sad songs.

Doing shit like that makes it worse, just go and do nomral things you do and listen to normal music.

Isn't that hard, when you focus on getting over a girl, it gets worse. Just live your damn life the way you normally do, that is what you do.

If you HAVE to be ignorant and ponder about it, listen to this song. It makes people happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWeNueQNxg
He said getting over girls, not getting over dudes. Jeez. Go to the driving range and hit some balls, you'd be surprised how much it helps.

Kick Back, Relax, and listen to some soothing music my friend.


I raise your scars of the crucifix or whatever to a..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ0n3khqaFg

Girls are certainly difficult geological formations to overcome. Tunneling through them to get to the other side may prove difficult, as the entire structure may cave in, leaving you with a huge bloody mess. Some experts say it is simply easier to walk around the girl, rather than going over/through, but I say that's just side-stepping the problem. My preferred way is to construct a large ramp over the girl's head, preferrably out of mud-brick or stone, and then simply walking over top.


That is some funny shit. Seriously I think that has to be one of the funniest things I've heard today

I can't believe I forgot this...

To get revenge with her, sleep with her mom.