I'm here to keep you safe, Lachz0r. I want to help you.

omg i am NOT going to sleep at 3pm

Lachz0r, get some sleep. You're very tired.

i got out of bed almost 4 hours ago!

Lachz0r, you're out of bed!

not really i just ate/am still eating my lunch......

Are you hungry, Lachz0r?