I didn't know otters were musical that is a very talented otter and I am proud of it

pokemon is a cool dude

on a scale of me to you, you're on the YOU side, so therefore not as funny as me

You wish you were as funny as you. Or me.

I'm funnier than you

On scale of me to you how funny am I?
ANSWER: ME
THAT'S HOW FUNNY I AM

I have a collection. She's going on the wall.

implying you're not a big gay you dont want her anyway!

Implying she's a two man lady. Implying this is our decision to make. This is exactly why she came to the Teto.