That's not a girl :l

And I wouldn't mind either way. I sure do like surprises.

I wonder. The one in your avatar maybe which has a surprise?

Which girl?

That girl has a surprise for you. You have to close your eyes and open your mouth to get it.

Good.

I will for you

If you say so. I'd recommend not wanting to be any of those though and maybe trying not to be.

Well I am

You want to be stupid, ugly, not as cool as me, stinky, and a bum?

Stupid, ugly, not as cool as you, smelly, a bum