http://bencollette.com/productbyprocess/?p=679

BEEP BEEP

Something that might have saved your socks in the washer this morning.

What didn't you do?

Oh god. What do I do?

No man the shoes own you!

At least I own shoes unlike you.

Better shoes are still better than slightly less than average shoes.

Not quite.

So you're not the one with the best shoes?