By petting your pet feline.

But how does one acquire such a substance?

http://bit.ly/KoRcJF

Hot AND wet you say? Oh stop it. I don't believe you.

It's very hot and wet. Hence how it came to be. When water (which is wet) is heated, it becomes steam (which is hot.)

Good call...so uh, Steam?

That was a nice story. I'mma go to bed, now

Oh SHI- Before I can react my over-arched spine snaps like a dry leaf in the sun and I am forever bound to a wheel chair. The end.

Yourself.

OH well see I asked if you were ready so I could pay you with a certified check, but it seems like you have other plans ;D

What am I sucking anyways?