I DIDN'T DO IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
AND WE CAN'T HANG OUT NEXT WEEKEND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER TWO WEEKS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

DID YOU

I'm working on it

I'm serious, you better take my advice.

I am advice god.

no prob nigga actually take my advice homie I real pro at dis shit

yeh dawg i see

tanks nigguh

nigga you gotta stop givin a fuck

you gotta jus straight up tell her that shit, doubt she'll think anything different of you afterwards anyways if it does happen to not work.

man you gotta keep it real homie ye

I don't want to ruin our friendship.

Translation: I am a pussy

"I want to tell a girl that I like her but I can't fucking do it."

why the fuck not