232 Visitor Messages

  1. X-tra
    I'm not sure the ASPCA will take the complain if you tell them this.

    Your luck ran out.
  2. YourFriendJoe
    I'm calling the ASPCA on you

    I'm telling them that a wild dick is running around my melting igloo.
  3. YourFriendJoe
  4. X-tra
    I'm gonna beat you with whatever I want, even with my jacked off dick if I have to.

    Your childhood is now getting raped.
  5. YourFriendJoe
    I'm so sorry dad please dont beat me with a rubber chicken.
  6. X-tra
    Fuck you for giving me a boner.
  7. YourFriendJoe
    Don't worry, I got that professional meth making chick over from the sensationalist headlines.
  8. X-tra
    Sorry son. Everything you believed about me is wrong.

    So, about that crystal meth thing...
  9. YourFriendJoe
    I thought you were smart dad.
  10. X-tra

    ... must be why it melts everytime.