Behind all of the pains and suffering usaokay have endured, his final words were met with a smugly grin, "At least I am a masochist."

"Hey, at least it wasn't $1000!", said Usaokay, trying to ignore the black eye and stab wounds he had already received from his mother.

Towering over him, she shouted: "I needed that money to stop us from starving to death, you son of a bitch!"

Before Usaokay could point out the irony in her insult, she delivered a final curb stomp to his groin, finishing the beating and confirming once and for all that he would never be capable of regular sexual intercourse.