last summer I went on vacation to sweden, as we drove thru the woods we spotted a moose. He got afraid of us and ran head first into a tree, with his ass still on the road. He stood there for a full 30 seconds before he realized we could still see his ass, he turned around and ran back into the woods.

That day I realized moose' are FUCKING RETARDS

i'm a moose

so ur swe or norwegian?

also, u a dragon? i heard ppl from up north r dragons