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TF2 Section Rules (updated February 27th, 2013)

First, you need to read the General Games Section rules, which all apply here. Here are the rules specific to the Team Fortress 2 section: About Update threads: Title is always to be the date first, then (optional) if it has a title, followed by...

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Stuff that annoys you in TF2: Lime Scout Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 409 410 411 412 Last ) This thread has images

Old thread: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1257354

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Stuff that you love in TF2 V2: Lockdown Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 142 143 144 145 Last ) This thread has images

No paint in the title, who does that anymore anyway.

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Team Fortress 2 General Chat - 1930's Noire Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 775 776 777 778 Last ) This thread has images

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43795887/banner.png Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FPTF2G Past Threads: http://pastebin.com/xaVhQvU4 Sites TF2 Website TF2 Wiki

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[SourceMod] More Player Slots (34+ slots) ("Bogus Slot 34" error fix) This thread has images

This is something I discovered a few months ago, and stopped working on it. It's basically an addon for the original PLR (Player Limit Remover) that let's you set MaxPlayers to 34+ without causing clients to have that "Bogus Slot 34" error. As far...

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TF2 Media v18: Helmet Parties ( 2 3 4 5 .. 209 210 211 212 Last ) This thread has images

Rules: • Don't post countless pictures all in the same post. • When someone posts their own creation, give them constructive criticism. • Image thumb HUGE pictures. Not everyone has the same gigantic 1080p monitor. • I don't care if you're...

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Loadout Thread v8: Miscs are for Queers ( 2 3 4 5 .. 238 239 240 241 Last ) This thread has images

For classy and tasteful loadouts: For really nice loadouts in general: For loadouts that may not be perfect, but are still kinda neat: For loadouts that are offensively bad: For people giving dumb ratings to every loadout they find even slightly...

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Funny TF2 screenshots v4: Side Splitting Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 175 176 177 178 Last ) This thread has images

RULE -Post only funny screenshots, even a small chuckle is great (I hope I am allowed to do this)

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Good and Bad Renamed or Described Items ( 2 3 4 5 .. 27 28 29 30 Last ) This thread has images

After seeing a plentiful amount of hilariously bad item renames in the Fresh Meat thread, I feel the topic is worthy enough for it's own thread. Whether it's something you found on a random server, an unfortunate victim of the free name/description tags...

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Steam Workslop ( 2 3 4 5 .. 44 45 46 47 Last ) This thread has images

Because why the hell not? There's way too much crap there - Valve should at least put Workshop additions through some form of moderation (If this is a crap thread, or just violates the rules, feel free to 'dumb' where appropriate or PM me and I'll get...

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Major Update Speculation Thread XXIV: Hype Train is now Canon ( 2 3 4 5 .. 261 262 263 264 Last ) This thread has images

Are Chive: V1: The Original V2: Revenge of the Tobor V3: Tonight's the Night, forever and always V4: Tonight's the Night for QR Codes V5: Somewhere over the rainbow V6: Going South of Houston, Baby! V7: Who's Ned? V8: Rise of the Machines!

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mods.tf - Download a mod to replace any item! ( 2 3 Last ) This thread has images

Hello, people of the world! The Emporium-goers of you may have noticed that I have been working on a website called mods.tf. Those of you that are not aware of what mods.tf is, it's a website where any user can download a mod for a selection of...

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Funniest quotes from the "Fresh Meat" v3: "protect my century" ( 2 3 4 5 .. 79 80 81 82 Last ) This thread has images

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYF-6EIBknM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoXS76nc5P4 Quotes work too

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TF2 Trading Shitlist V3: Return to Power Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 76 77 78 79 Last ) This thread has images

Previous threads: Rise of the Stupid Rick Harrison is our god Well well, look who's back in the pilot seat of the shitcopter I started.

Everything • 5 reading
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TF2 Oldschool (performance pack) Thread V2 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 14 15 16 17 Last ) This thread has images

didnt expect to get closed for another 20 or so pages, but whatever, anyway, since the new release will be soon, i wont be posting the old release on the OP, however i will leave you with the entire main priority checklist that Kaymon updated. ...

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Cosmetic Conquest - A Workshop Competition that's Out of this World! ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

In his 1968 autobiographical film, Planet of the Apes, a brave and charismatic chimpanzee played the titular role of Roddy “The Apes” McDowall in a fast-paced action movie about a war against mute alien peasants wrapped in rags and tatters with no sense...

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The Loadout Request Thread I ( 2 3 4 5 .. 96 97 98 99 Last ) This thread has images

This thread is made on request to take all the requests for loadouts that have been flooding the loadout thread. Here you can post your ideas for loadouts and a friendly person will try and make it in Gmod, Source SDK Model Viewer, SFM, or if a person has...

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The weapon fixing megathread v2: Yes, we know, the Gunslinger and Degreastinguisher are broken, get over it ( 2 3 4 5 .. 63 64 65 66 Last ) This thread has images

Continued on the last one. Post good suggestions You think it might work or be an awesome change for the game. Try to avoid flooding the thread by talking about the same weapon over and over again Yeh we know that Guns and Degreaser are broken.

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Trading Thread v12 - My hat for your hat? Nah man, mine's worth .33 more ( 2 3 4 5 .. 65 66 67 68 Last ) This thread has images

( Banner by AbeX300 ) Item Icons You can get item icons for your trades here: TF2Items TF2B TF2Wiki

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Unusual Trading And Discussion Thread V5 - Your hat is shitty and boring, it says here on the internet, so it must be true ( 2 3 4 5 .. 42 43 44 45 Last ) This thread has images

You know the the drill. - TF2 Outpost - TF2 Trading Post - TF2 Bazaar - SourceOP - TF2-TRADER - Unusual Trading Community - /r/TF2Trade

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Map Testing Program General Discussion ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last ) This thread has images

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=13817 So, basically Valve wants feedback from players. Anything about suggestions or ideas for the new maps go here. The TF Team will probably read this thread, so don't hold back with your ideas. Sent...

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MvM Discussion Megathread: Do Androids Complain of Overpowered Upgrades? ( 2 3 4 5 .. 43 44 45 46 Last ) This thread has images

IT’S HERE!! The thing that you all have dreamed for so long: the Facepunch section exclusive to discuss about the TF2 Mann VS Machine gamemode! Let’s talk, argue and discuss about anything related to it! Some suggestions of what this thread is made...

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Any way to modify paint color floats? This thread has images

I've been looking through the TF2 files for a little while, but I can't find where the game defines what each paint color is. For example, according to this spreadsheet, Australium Gold is "0.9059 0.7098 0.2314". I'd like to change it to "1 1 0" to make...

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TF2 uncommon gameplay tips and tricks thread (Post uncommon hiding spots, movement shortcuts, sticky spots, sentry spots and whatever) This thread has images

Lately, I have discovered many new hiding spots, sticky spots and other stuff which other people seem not to know about. At least I never see people using these. So I thought a thread about collecting that stuff would be useful. If you are an experienced...

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The Original Weapon Ideas V2 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 60 61 62 63 Last ) This thread has images

The Original The Original Weapon Ideas Thread The Original weapon of the month. Our bible. Basic rules:

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Do you like to conga? This thread has images

I like to conga (User was banned for this post ("Extended - Crap Thread" - Blazyd))

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TF2Idle - An easier way to idle ( 2 3 4 5 .. 62 63 64 65 Last ) This thread has images

Been working on this for a few months now. Started off as a command line tool to streamline the process of starting up TF2 idling accounts which then evolved into a GUI tool because I wanted to learn how to write a GUI program in Python. TF2Idle is an...

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Mann vs. Machine: Custom Mission Megathread v3 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 12 13 14 15 Last ) This thread has images

When Valve missions just aren't enough. Welcome to the brand new MvM custom mission megathread, made because the old one isn't being updated anymore. Basically you can just post your MvM missions, maps and other stuffs here. For more but older...

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Stupid reasons you were kicked/banned from tf2 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 25 26 27 28 Last ) This thread has images

Well, the title explains the gist of it, what are some just plain ridonculous' reasons for being unceremoniously booted from tf2? Mine was not long ago and inspired this thread's creation, it was a hilarious ordeal. I was playing on a server and was...

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NassimO & Blaholtzen's Team Fortress 2 Texture Improvement Project ( 2 3 4 5 .. 12 13 14 15 Last ) This thread has images

This Project's goal is to create higher quality, consistent and generally improved textures for Team Fortress 2. It's a work in progress so if you notice anything you think we could improve (as that is the purpose of this project) please tell us. We...

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TF2 Blog: "The Fourth Annual Saxxy Awards"

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=13992

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The "Meet the Team" Replica Map Thread ( 2 3 4 Last ) This thread has images

***UPDATE! NO MORE MEET THE TEAM SETS WILL BE MADE, AS THE OFFICIAL VERSIONS ARE SLOWLY BEING RELEASED INTO THE SOURCE FILMMAKER! - THE MAPS AVAILABLE HERE HOWEVER, SHOULD KEEP YOU BUSY UNTIL THEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOURCE FILMMAKER.*** ...

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TF2 update for 7/24/14 (7/25/14 UTC) ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Via HLDS: Rumor has it: - Item schema update: https://github.com/SteamDatabase/SteamTracking/compare/88bd35486b80...516921606273 - Size is ~60 MB

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New Civilian Character ( 2 3 4 5 .. 20 21 22 23 Last ) This thread has images

I've designed my own interpretation of the TFC civilian class for TF2. I tried to base him on his main characteristics from TFC, a scared, fat, rich guy, and give him an update similar to what the other classes got. Seeing how this guy is an...

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Team Fortress Modification Manager - Manage your mods, add or edit data, thumbnails, etc. This thread has images

TFMM Guide Team Fortress Modification Manager v1.0.3 Main features: - Enable/disable modifications - Install/delete modifications - ZIP package installation with thumbnails and data - Package install manager - ZIP package export

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Can't get FastDL to work.

Not sure what I'm doing wrong here, but here's my server.cfg (without the rcon password duh) // server name hostname "The Bunny Box" // Server password sv_password "" //FastDL sv_downloadurl "http://magicalbunnies.net/tf/"

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What I'm doing wrong? Can't use any actions.

Hi, I'm having this issue since I installed the game. I'm piling up actions but I'm not able to use them. Absolutely every item with any class is labelled (item cannon be used by this class). Am I doing something wrong here? Missing something...

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The Retro Soundpack ( 2 Last ) This thread has images

Hey everyone! I've been adding very slowly to this sound pack of mine for the past six months and I've decided it's something I should totally work on for the community. What is this sound pack? It's retro, and everyone knows old things are cool. Does...

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.smd models (Mocap)

please give me a .smd model (Tf2) I need a Heavy model for the mocap with ipi mocap studio. please help me. I wrote this text in translator, so please forgive me if i bad speak. Thank you very very much!

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Team Fortress 2 Lore Discusssion: We make sense out of a hat-simulator ( 2 3 4 5 Last ) This thread has images

Relevant Links: - Official TF2 Comics(Only Mac update and Robotic Bogaloo are not Canon) - Official resume of the TF2's lore so far: From 1850 to 1972 - List of most relevant NPCs, plot wise. Media: - "Meet the Team" playlist on Youtube - TF2...

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