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New Facepunch Discord - Community Chat and Voice Servers

https://discord.gg/Ea8s962 Discord is a free application that allows text and voice chat. Pop by and say hello!

Hezzy Winner x 20
6th February 2017
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Rules for General Discussion - You are being monitored

HEY Join Facepunch Discord Chat! Former chat threads Welcome to GD! Believe it or not there's a slightly higher standard for posts here (really!), so try to make constructive posts or at least keep things relevant to the thread. You don't want to be a...

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LMAO Pics v. A place where memes are born and then die 2 days later ( 2 3 4 5 .. 91 92 93 94 Last )


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The Addicts' Lounge IV - fast times at Ridgemont, high ( 2 3 4 5 .. 89 90 91 92 Last )

get ready for another 5000 posts of weed and drug extravaganja. everybody get high!!!!! Past Threads from newest to oldest Congratulations to the U.S. states of California, Maine, Massachusetts, and Nevada for legalizing recreational...

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United Kingdom chat thread V4: lamb rogan josh, £3 meal deals, and brexit ( 2 3 4 5 .. 16 17 18 19 Last )

british chat thread for british lads and foreigners who wish to come take all of our unemployment benefits and jobs get going lads

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The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Chat V19.22 - Proletarian edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 53 54 55 56 Last )

кари свергнут, я на броневике http://i68.tinypic.com/9rivyu.jpg Welcome to the Russian Empire Soviet Union Russian Federation chat. Imagine what you'll find in this thread. Your oppressors: тов. Ezhik тов. Karimatrix тов. BluesLS тов....

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Automotive Addicts Lounge V8 - Argue about back-pressure in here ( 2 3 4 5 .. 12 13 14 15 Last )

Because someone's gotta make the new thread. The last thread was 'V6', but there were 2 4s and I bumped the number for maximum displacement. Post your cars and finds, ask questions, whatever you know what to do :v: what the fuck, CL Spent like...

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AUSTRALIAN THREAD v6: Same Sex Plebs On Site.. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 67 68 69 70 Last )


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Super Friendly Social and Love Advice v8 - Stop spamming her with texts. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 108 109 110 111 Last )

Welcome to the Social Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread (v8)! Do you have problems with your friends? Do you need help asking that girl out? General advice? Chat? Ask us here! We have a plethora of users with loads life experience, ready to help...

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Svensk Allmän Diskussion ( 2 3 4 5 .. 53 54 55 56 Last )

volvotråd https://www.folksam.se/tester-och-goda-rad/i-trafiken/hur-saker-ar-bilen https://www.folksam.fi/sites/default/files/media/Dokument/Testresultat/hur_saker_ar_bilen_2015_testresultat.pdf Volvo hatare: - Maximum Mod

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Depression, anxiety, suicidalism and similar disorders, issues and troubles V5 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 101 102 103 104 Last )

Keep your chin up, things will get better. OP copied from previous thread Feel free to share anything that's causing you distress, most people in this thread are in the same(or similar) boat that you are. Just be aware that Facepunch is no...

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Forums Discussion v3 - Post about Tudd and win a 1 month ban ( 2 3 4 5 .. 82 83 84 85 Last )

Please feel free to use this thread to ask general questions about the forums, ask Moderators any burning questions you may have, talk about why Tudd isn't banned yet, feed back or suggest things that you think would benefit the forum, fart Why not...

2 Hours Ago
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Fix Up! Look Sharp v11: "there's like 8 of us here" ( 2 3 4 5 .. 59 60 61 62 Last )

heres the exact same op, if you dont like here are words from a famous man banner courtesy of Frank_West Welcome to the 11th edition of Facepunch's resident style advice thread

3 Hours Ago
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Language Learner's Thread - Cunning Linguists Welcome. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 14 15 16 17 Last )

This is a general thread for those who have an interest in languages as a whole, as opposed to a single language thread, which can often fade into nothingness. Here you can find good online resources for learning various languages, advice (should you ask)...

3 Hours Ago
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Thrift Shopping Thread ( 2 3 4 5 .. 120 121 122 123 Last )

This thread is a place to post questions about thrift shopping and bargain hunting, talk about successes, strategies, reselling, collecting, hunting, basically everything involved with the process of finding things of value or interest in odd places. ...

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Weightlifting/Bodybuilding and related things discussion V8 - Summer Starvation Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 68 69 70 71 Last )

Post your naked pics here Beginner's Health and Fitness Guide / /fit/ sticky /r/Fitness FAQ /r/bodybuilding FAQ

6 Hours Ago
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The Amazing Aquarium Thread- Why is Fishy Sleeping Upside Down? ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Last )

Hey all, since I usually complain about my fishkeeping mishaps and whatnot over in stgym, I thought I should finally break down and make us an aquarium hobby thread since there doesn't appear to be one. I feel that I've gotten quite advanced at this (well...

7 Hours Ago
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Thinking of Joining the Military? V3 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 114 115 116 117 Last )

Below are current or ex serving military members that you can contact on Facepunch. They are able to help ,and answer any questions you might have in regards to the armed forces. U.S Airforce PM JeffAnderson -...

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Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VIII: Sex is Gross ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last )

SEX, GIRLFRIENDS AND SHIT VIII - SEX IS GROSS Largely copied from killerteacup (read: totally). I'll add some things as well, but I was wondering where the thread went and realized it closed so here we are. I:...

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Canadian Chat V3: Take off! ( 2 3 4 5 .. 18 19 20 21 Last )

This is the thread where Canucks hang around smoking twigs and drinking mickeys. Sometimes we do meetups? This has never happened to me but hey if you want to come over to Canadian detroit for a day that'd be cool. Previous Thread: Canada Chat...

13 Hours Ago
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Nederdraad / Dutchthread v.6 Cumming on the coffee. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 41 42 43 44 Last )

Nieuw volk wees welkom. Vlaams en Afrikaans is ook welkom.

14 Hours Ago
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American Football Thread V3: Here For More Than The Super Bowl ( 2 3 4 5 .. 97 98 99 100 Last )

It's time for part 3. The season of 2013 is upon us and thus begins the quest for the best fantasy football team, and for the bragging rights of your team winning the super bowl. I'm gonna make this a bit simple. Football, what is it? A brutal...

18 Hours Ago
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Firearms XV - CCing Ruger 1911s in leather holsters just to trigger Cyke ( 2 3 4 5 .. 39 40 41 42 Last )

ATTENTION: This thread is not for political debates. Leave that shit in Polidicks/Sensationalist Headlines. Popular gun-related youtube channels: Forgotten Weapons (aka. the channel of Gun Jesus)...

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Foodies of Facepunch - Cooking, Baking, Eating, Drinking Etc. ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last )

GD Has been purged, time to repopulate with what I think is a good GD topic, food. Post: -Meals / snacks you made -Recipes -Reviews -Cooking questions Ill start: This is a turkey burger we made yesterday with a pretzel bun and some sweet...

1 Day Ago
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Gay Chat XII - "who🅱est're gay" ( 2 3 4 5 .. 29 30 31 32 Last )

Hello and welcome to Gay Chat! This thread is a long running series and is just a general chat for LGBT individuals. You don't need to be gay or bi or whatever, feel free to come in here we don't bite! You can talk about anything gay or life or...

1 Day Ago
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Facepunch Droid ( 2 3 4 5 .. 17 18 19 20 Last )

I can finally present, Facepunch Droid! An app for facepunch! https://files.danskkodning.dk/file/59a3e738a3443https://files.danskkodning.dk/file/59a3e73db1ea3https://files.danskkodning.dk/file/59a3e7408fc45 Features: - Material Design

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Italian Chat Thread v2: Via col Veneto (e la Lombardia)

Non-Italian speakers are welcome. This is more of a thread to discuss anything related to Italy, including your wet fantasies of Berlusconi playing you a serenade with a mandolin while eating pizza in Naples. Vediamo quanti sfigati sono ancora attivi...

2 Days Ago
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Auxiliary Pics V BRUTALISM 𝔸 𝔼 𝕊 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕋 𝕀 ℂ ( 2 3 4 5 .. 67 68 69 70 Last )

Try not to focus entirely on war or architecture, thanks. Have a toad: https://41.media.tumblr.com/82e126cb3cd60fd0e3df5cd739f55a0f/tumblr_o5qpromSBL1u0gizpo1_400.jpg...

2 Days Ago
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MS Paint Adventures V. ~ImAgInAtIoN~ and epilogues for epilogues edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 61 62 63 64 Last )

Please read the comic before reading past the OP, there will be unmarked spoilers from here-on out! Welcome to the MS Paint Adventures (hereafter referred to as MSPA) and Paradox Space (PXS) thread! Last thread had a longer OP, but it was bloated...

2 Days Ago
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Xbox 360

Almost 10 years ago I signed FP usernames onto my Xbox 360 - Just found the pictures ( 2 Last )

Back when I was a kid I made a thread where I would write down everyone's usernames who posted in my thread titled "sign my xbox 360" or something like that. I know had tons of people's names written all over it by the end of it. Couldn't find those...

3 Days Ago
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Crossdressing & Transgender & A̲L̲L̲I̲E̲S̲ Discussion v. Thread Reassignment Surgery ( 2 3 4 5 .. 95 96 97 98 Last )

Join the CD/TG/A Discord here! This thread serves as a discussion for folks falling outside the gender binary. Transgender, crossdressers, transsexuals, two-spirits, and other such individuals are welcome here. So are allies and anyone who wishes...

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General Adulthood, Planning for the Future: Business, College, Budgeting, Investments, etc! $$$ ( 2 3 4 5 .. 40 41 42 43 Last )

WHAT IS THIS THREAD? This is a thread about packing up your childhood, sighing with resignation, and accepting the harsh inevitability of adulthood. Well, maybe it doesn't have to be as dramatic as all that. The actual purpose of this thread is simply...

3 Days Ago
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The Dragon Thread - RIP DRAGON MODE 2005-2013 ( 2 3 4 5 .. 107 108 109 110 Last )

FACEPUNCH DRAGON THREAD! Dragon discussion and media. Anthro dragons are OK!

Roll_Program Thread has images 1 people are reading this thread x 1 Friendly x 21
4 Days Ago
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GMod Toolgun Replica (IRL)

So recently I've discovered a GMod toolgun replica known as "GARRY´S MOD TOOL GUN REPLICA" Just Toys Intl. They have a license with Facepunch to make this toy and 1000 of them were made for the 2014 Comicon. Now I would really like one of these amazing...

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The Generally Just Fucking Creepy Stuff Chat Thread V5: "There is a skeleton inside you right now" Edition ( 2 3 4 5 .. 89 90 91 92 Last )

(banner by YuriNikolai, skull design by punknrollstock) Welcome the the Generally Just Fucking Creepy Stuff thread (V5!). V4 has gone stale in recent days and someone suggested making a new thread, so here we are. Here you can post scary stories, creepy...

5 Days Ago
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Quadcopter thread v1: "It's not a DRONE it's a QUADCOPTER!!" ( 2 Last )

There seem to be a few quadcopter pilots lurking around so I thought I'd make a thread. Quadcopters are commonly (incorrectly) referred to as drones, mostly because of the media (and because it's much easier to say drone and everyone knows what you...

5 Days Ago
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Deutsche Forenkneipe v7 - Köln Ossendorf ( 2 3 4 5 .. 53 54 55 56 Last )

Ja, gebt euch, ne? ~Cr3d1ts~ Tütü: Logo Ich: Faden Alle anderen: Hoffentlich content :D

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Formula 1 General - Yes, they do overtake. ( 2 3 4 5 6 Last )

Welcome to Formula 1 General! Seeing as how a lot of people on FP are American, and F1 isn't very popular in America, we'll jump right into a FAQ/Introduction to the sport. Q: What is Formula One/F1? A: Formula One is the (arguably) highest level of...

6 Days Ago
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Polish Chat Thread V.1: KURWA MAĆ! ( 2 3 4 5 .. 81 82 83 84 Last )

Witam serdecznie, wy pierdolnięte i niedochlastane skurwyflaki. Z takiej paki, że tematy dyskusyjne mają już szwaby, pseudo-ciapaci Szwedzi, Portugalczycy, Andersoluby z Norwegii, Australijczycy i Holendrzy, założę dla takiej bardzo malutkiej odmiany, dla...

1 Week Ago
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NBA & General Basketball Discussion V2: "Draymond Green looks like donkey from Shrek"

What's up guys, the 2017-18 NBA season will soon be upon us!! First regular season games start Tuesday October 17, 2017. Time to trash talk each others teams and players and have some fun discussions. 2017-18 SEASON SCHEDULE (I copied the OP from...

1 Week Ago
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Mathematician Chat v. 3.999... ( 2 3 4 5 .. 27 28 29 30 Last )

Swebonny wanted a new thread made for some reason idk but here it is. Talk about math in here, the subject for cool kids. Here's some math-related resources from the last thread: LaTeX Do you want to be able to typeset sexy, vectorized math...

1 Week Ago
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Gift Giving Thread 2016-2017 - Cunt. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 20 21 22 23 Last )

Hello all and welcome to the Gift Giving Thread, just in time for the holiday season 2015. If for whatever reason you're looking for the old thread, you can find it by clicking here. Reminder to take a peek at the rules: People on the nice...

1 Week Ago
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What Ever Happened To The Game "Arcade"

Noticed it died like 3 or 4 months ago never knew why it looks really nice and would have loved to play it with friends and stuff

1 Week Ago
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NHL (& friends) Hockey Chat ( 2 Last )

lol does anyone even watch hockey around here? idk but here's a thread because it's NHL playoffs time and I want to have fun posting with hockey friends. Welcome to NHL (& friends) Hockey Chat! This thread is for hockey discussion - any league, any...

1 Week Ago
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Looking for con advice

It's my birthday soon (too old, don't ask) and I've been thinking about finally going with a friend to one of the big international sci-fi conventions. The obvious choice is of course San Diego Comic Con, but from looking around the web it seems like it...

1 Week Ago
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Watches / ~a naked wrist is opportunity missed~ ( 2 3 4 5 .. 11 12 13 14 Last )

"imagine a world without natos" -john lennon Welcome to the first attempt at a facepunch watch thread! I know there are at least a few people on FP that would be be interested in a thread to talk about (show off) watches, so I'm going to make...

1 Week Ago
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Wanna visit Mexico?

So you're an American who wants to travel but too cheap for the plane fare to Europe? Want to go somewhere with great beaches but can't afford the Bahamas? Or you want to explore new cultures but stay close to home? Then Mexico is for you. I've been...

1 Week Ago
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WARNING: THREAD HAS LARGE IMAGES! This thread is going to be about one of my favorite types of Digital Art, FRACTALS But since most of you probably don't remember your Geometry, here is a quick Q and A about fractals; Q: What is a Fractal? A:

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1 Week Ago
by mcgrath618 Go to last post
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Train/Metro Chat v1 ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Last )

Inspired by this post and thread. Talk about how much you love (or hate) your local railroad, metro, and transportation systems alike! Maybe some fun facts would be cool too. OP delivers - I could go on all day about how much I love my country's...

2 Weeks Ago
by mcgrath618 Go to last post
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Your ideal college education strategy

Hey all, So most of us regularly complain about college education being outdated (or any education for that matter) the way it is executed these days, each having our own ideal idea of how education should be. If you could describe in less than 3...

2 Weeks Ago
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Metal Detecting / Treasure Hunting discussion : How to, tricks/tips, your finds, equipment, fuck bottlecaps etc. ( 2 3 4 5 .. 8 9 10 11 Last )

Well I wanted to help the guys out who are interested in this stuff. I'm going to share my knowledge and help you guys to start with this hobby. LEGALITY!! Metal detecting is illegal in loads of places and some countries so if you head out to an...

2 Weeks Ago
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Historica Thread V1 - World is going downhill

As this forum was in need of thread focused on history, there it is. History is our passion. It teaches us different mentalities, it explains questions that you seek, we are proud of it. We are here to learn something today, our past. Why are...

3 Weeks Ago
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Bulgaria Chat V1 - Chalga is Trash

If you like Bulgaria, are Bulgarian, are close to any Bulgarians, or live in Bulgaria, let's talk!!

3 Weeks Ago
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Is there any place on this board to ask people to give feedback of your server?

Title says all mostly. I dont mean a place to advertise but rather a place where I can ask people to join and "review" the server.

3 Weeks Ago
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General Webcomics Thread V1: Loss! The Musical ( 2 3 4 Last )

Webcomics you already know so im just going to list them first and get them out of the way already: --Restructuring--- But not all things are as they seem, readers, for many among you are aware of the horrors that lurk beneath the depths; The...

3 Weeks Ago
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The Fight for Net Neutrality

(Keep in mind that this is occurring in the United States, but all help is appreciated.) There's probably a bunch of other posts about this on Facepunch, but I wanted to make my own. July 12th is supposed to be the day we all take action to save Net...

3 Weeks Ago
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Facepunch Anonymous Confessionals V. Try Again: Confess your sins, my child.

Email your sins to fpanonymousconfess@gmail.com using a disposable email service like Guerrillamail(see below) Everyone has something they want to say but can't tell anyone. This is your space to tell someone your darkest innermost secrets. Email...

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LMAO Pics v. Post your WOAH ( 2 3 4 5 .. 123 124 125 126 Last )


4 Weeks Ago
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Wasted Rat: small stopmotion

Dear all, A little animation I created for an animation challenge I was given. The clip had to "loop" and have the theme 'Power'. Maybe a little bit over the top, but I'm wondering what you think of it? Questions or comments are welcome :) Cheers...

4 Weeks Ago
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