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x 379 RULES - DON'T PASTE NEWS ARTICLES - LINK TO THEM Articles - Don't post articles without a source, if it's from a magazine, scan it. If there's only a news video with no accompanying text you may post it. - Articles posted here must not be more than three months old. - If there's a breaking... Starpluck	Last Post By 23rd January 2013 by garry	2	27,812
Woman marries dog. I'm not sure if this is true or not, but the picture cracks me up. Source what the fuck? Elementality	Last Post By 8th July 2009 by gnome	37	2,639
Artificial sperm have been created (by "scientists in Newcastle") ( 2 Last ) From the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8138963.stm): My reaction? Fuck yeah. HubmaN V2	Last Post By 8th July 2009 by Lighten_Lhar	41	2,683
Robot identifies men as hams. ( 2 Last ) http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/ First the computerised trains, now the actual robots! We're fucked! sltungle	Last Post By 8th July 2009 by Furioso	41	2,802
Biden: 'We Misread How Bad the Economy Was' ( 2 Last ) Epic fail? Now, after all the spending and all the hooting-n-hollering and self proclaiming the administration is finally saying "Ohoops" I really don't believe it, we saw it from the beginning and have been screaming about it. You can't tell me... Thom12255	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by Xystus234	78	3,216
New Zealand airline issues nude safety video ( 2 Last ) Source http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZeNFAnynI Maybe somebody will actually watch the videos now. EliteGuy	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by TheForeigner	50	3,104
Tales of Monkey Island - The Swashbuckling Saga Over Five Months Begins Now http://store.steampowered.com/news/2647/ SteamGames.com	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by turtlehead	17	837
Hat Maker http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1588 garry	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by PacificV2	33	2,288
Midage : Gmod http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1590 garry	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by Coolman12	32	1,823
Martin Streek, radio icon has died. Source http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqquK6p96ho&feature=player_embedded May he rest in peace. Jessesmith11	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by Tommyq	24	1,983
Bombs Smuggled into 10 Federal Buildings ( 2 3 Last ) So you want to know how much of a Joke America has become? Copy Pasta of the article: Source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/07/federal.buildings.security/index.html Here's my favorite part, TheTalon	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by PrismatexV3	82	2,926
Supreme Ruler 2020 Now on Steam http://store.steampowered.com/news/2650/ SteamGames.com	Last Post By 9th July 2009 by SteamGames.com	0	401
Adam Savage dies in Mythbuster accident. Bahaha, just joking. (User was permabanned for this post ("Trolling. Why aren't you still permabanned?" - ventilated)) zehoffz	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by demoniclemon	7	2,116
Keep at it Australia! Second Life is banned. ( 2 3 4 5 Last ) http://www.destructoid.com/australia-is-also-banning-second-life-137682.phtml I like this bit... I guess they didn't take my easy to follow advice from the last thread... Banned?	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by Grayron	187	8,953
D3 DemonWars Update http://www.moddb.com/mods/d3-demonwars/news/d3-demonwars-050-released ModDB	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by ModDB	0	407
Iran pisses off the French as well ( 2 Last ) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8137351.stm UK/France vs Iran Make it happen and televise it. lolwutdude	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by dryer-lint	41	2,003
Third Mortal Kombat film on the way http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/third-mortal-kombat-film-on-the-way I always liked the first one, it was such trash you had to like it. We'll see.. rosthouse	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by Ryenoru	37	1,159
Dead Before Dawn Media Update http://www.hlfallout.net/viewnews.php/9573/ HLFallout.net	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by Sourcegamer8	6	694
Supreme Ruler 2020 Now on Steam http://store.steampowered.com/news/2650/ SteamGames.com	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by Aurora93	9	689
Europa Universalis: Rome GOLD Now at a lower price! http://store.steampowered.com/news/2653/ SteamGames.com	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by SteamGames.com	0	377
Teacher assaults 14-year-old pupil; Boy left in "serious condition" at Hospital ( 2 Last ) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8142428.stm Video statement by the Detective Superintendent at the source. smurfy	Last Post By 10th July 2009 by deepneau	61	3,312
Michael Moore unveils plans for next documentary ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Last ) I actually liked his bitchings. :moore: Source Sauce pentium	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by Lankist	284	6,989
566mm Full Metal Jacket Released! http://www.moddb.com/mods/556mm-full-metal-jacket/news/556mm-full-metal-jacket-v100-released ModDB	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by pointyface	9	1,125
China quake destroys 10,000 homes. source http://www.cnn.com/ Wow I hope my friend is alright. He's in China right now and he's not online. It's good that it doesn't seem anyone was killed though, unless it just isn't reported yet. Death0nWings	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by OhSnap!	26	1,042
LucasArts is Now on Steam http://store.steampowered.com/news/2648/ SteamGames.com	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by GarrysDad	27	1,143
Russia to lower number of tanks to 1/10th of 2005 size ( 2 Last ) http://mosnews.com/military/2009/07/01/rutanked/ Well, I guess Russia's cooling off now from that solar flare last year, what with the nuclear treaty, and now this. hurts	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by Phanny	68	3,065
Three New Maps Revealed for ODST's Multiplayer http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179913&goto=newpost rizzuh	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by evlbzltyr	15	889
Dead Before Dawn Media and Information http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179920&goto=newpost rizzuh	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by y0haN	12	846
Morgan Freeman, 72, Not to Marry Step-Granddaughter, 27 I made this thread because people can't read for shit. billeh!	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by Prismatex	7	951
Twilight Star Hit By Taxi ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last ) Sawse: http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE55I0M720090619 insane taco	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by Javascript	241	9,450
Song Says That United Breaks Guitars ( 2 Last ) Source Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo IdiotStorm	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by IronPhoenix	43	2,372
Pool boots black kids out, claims they might make it black. ( 2 3 4 5 Last ) sauce What the actual fuck, do these people think black people eat children or something? I thought this shit ended 40 years ago. DeadMollusk	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by mysteryman	175	7,836
Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes' http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Mexico-Midget-Wrestlers-Deaths-Female-Robbers-Suspected-Of-Drugging-Brothers-To-Death/Article/200907115328543?f=rss PS360	Last Post By 11th July 2009 by DrBreen	38	2,212
Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness ( 2 3 4 Last ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDSPFuWFDM Fuck yeah, science. Source: http://gizmodo.com/5277456/stem-cell-contact-lenses-cure-blindness-in-less-than-a-month Muffins!	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by Killoch0	140	5,946
Morgan Freeman, 72, to marry step-granddaugher, 27 ( 2 3 Last ) :siren:OK, maybe he isn't.:siren: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/189117/morgan-freeman-not-marrying-step-granddaughter Original content: Yeah, you read that right.... PrismatexV3	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by IceTea	105	4,214
Imageshack is being hacked! Save your images! ( 2 3 Last ) Fuck, my pictures! Half of them have turned into this! Check wikipedia: I don't give a shit what they say I am saving what's left of my images. IF YOU USE IMAGESHACK, SAVE YOUR IMAGES TO YOUR HARD DRIVE NOW! EDIT: It appears that... Elecbullet	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by Samuelgames	86	3,483
Secret Bush spying revealed, more than just wiretappnig ( 2 Last ) Not really surprising. Source Killer900	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by HumanAbyss	69	2,778
Astronaut says we're not alone- And Obama may disclose info about aliens ( 2 3 4 5 .. 9 10 11 12 Last ) Source: http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/21/astronaut-says-were-not-alone/ WallettheifV2	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by Billiam	475	17,393
Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern Source Why was Jared Leto even up for the role? And isn't Ryan busy filming for the Deadpool movie? Dragonfist	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by gokulol	32	1,807
Eternal Silence Update Live! http://www.moddb.com/mods/eternal-silence/news/eternal-silence-balance-patch ModDB	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by Snakey125	4	617
Sb_lostinspace Final version http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1602 garry	Last Post By 12th July 2009 by Kilimanjar0	5	1,089

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RULES - DON'T PASTE NEWS ARTICLES - LINK TO THEM

Articles - Don't post articles without a source, if it's from a magazine, scan it. If there's only a news video with no accompanying text you may post it. - Articles posted here must not be more than three months old. - If there's a breaking...

Starpluck

Last Post By: 23rd January 2013; by garry

2

27,812

Woman marries dog.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but the picture cracks me up. Source what the fuck?

Elementality

Last Post By: 8th July 2009; by gnome

37

2,639

Artificial sperm have been created (by "scientists in Newcastle") ( 2 Last )

From the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8138963.stm): My reaction? Fuck yeah.

HubmaN V2

Last Post By: 8th July 2009; by Lighten_Lhar

41

2,683

Robot identifies men as hams. ( 2 Last )

http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/ First the computerised trains, now the actual robots! We're fucked!

sltungle

Last Post By: 8th July 2009; by Furioso

41

2,802

Biden: 'We Misread How Bad the Economy Was' ( 2 Last )

Epic fail? Now, after all the spending and all the hooting-n-hollering and self proclaiming the administration is finally saying "Ohoops" I really don't believe it, we saw it from the beginning and have been screaming about it. You can't tell me...

Thom12255

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by Xystus234

78

3,216

New Zealand airline issues nude safety video ( 2 Last )

Source http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZeNFAnynI Maybe somebody will actually watch the videos now.

EliteGuy

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by TheForeigner

50

3,104

Tales of Monkey Island - The Swashbuckling Saga Over Five Months Begins Now

http://store.steampowered.com/news/2647/

SteamGames.com

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by turtlehead

17

837

Hat Maker

http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1588

garry

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by PacificV2

33

2,288

Midage : Gmod

http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1590

garry

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by Coolman12

32

1,823

Martin Streek, radio icon has died.

Source http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqquK6p96ho&feature=player_embedded May he rest in peace.

Jessesmith11

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by Tommyq

24

1,983

Bombs Smuggled into 10 Federal Buildings ( 2 3 Last )

So you want to know how much of a Joke America has become? Copy Pasta of the article: Source: http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/07/federal.buildings.security/index.html Here's my favorite part,

TheTalon

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by PrismatexV3

82

2,926

Supreme Ruler 2020 Now on Steam

http://store.steampowered.com/news/2650/

SteamGames.com

Last Post By: 9th July 2009; by SteamGames.com

0

401

Adam Savage dies in Mythbuster accident.

Bahaha, just joking. (User was permabanned for this post ("Trolling. Why aren't you still permabanned?" - ventilated))

zehoffz

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by demoniclemon

7

2,116

Keep at it Australia! Second Life is banned. ( 2 3 4 5 Last )

http://www.destructoid.com/australia-is-also-banning-second-life-137682.phtml I like this bit... I guess they didn't take my easy to follow advice from the last thread...

Banned?

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by Grayron

187

8,953

D3 DemonWars Update

http://www.moddb.com/mods/d3-demonwars/news/d3-demonwars-050-released

ModDB

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by ModDB

0

407

Iran pisses off the French as well ( 2 Last )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8137351.stm UK/France vs Iran Make it happen and televise it.

lolwutdude

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by dryer-lint

41

2,003

Third Mortal Kombat film on the way

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/third-mortal-kombat-film-on-the-way I always liked the first one, it was such trash you had to like it. We'll see..

rosthouse

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by Ryenoru

37

1,159

Dead Before Dawn Media Update

http://www.hlfallout.net/viewnews.php/9573/

HLFallout.net

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by Sourcegamer8

6

694

Supreme Ruler 2020 Now on Steam

http://store.steampowered.com/news/2650/

SteamGames.com

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by Aurora93

9

689

Europa Universalis: Rome GOLD Now at a lower price!

http://store.steampowered.com/news/2653/

SteamGames.com

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by SteamGames.com

0

377

Teacher assaults 14-year-old pupil; Boy left in "serious condition" at Hospital ( 2 Last )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8142428.stm Video statement by the Detective Superintendent at the source.

smurfy

Last Post By: 10th July 2009; by deepneau

61

3,312

Michael Moore unveils plans for next documentary ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Last )

I actually liked his bitchings. :moore: **Source** **Sauce**

pentium

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by Lankist

284

6,989

566mm Full Metal Jacket Released!

http://www.moddb.com/mods/556mm-full-metal-jacket/news/556mm-full-metal-jacket-v100-released

ModDB

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by pointyface

9

1,125

China quake destroys 10,000 homes.

source http://www.cnn.com/ Wow I hope my friend is alright. He's in China right now and he's not online. It's good that it doesn't seem anyone was killed though, unless it just isn't reported yet.

Death0nWings

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by OhSnap!

26

1,042

LucasArts is Now on Steam

http://store.steampowered.com/news/2648/

SteamGames.com

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by GarrysDad

27

1,143

Russia to lower number of tanks to 1/10th of 2005 size ( 2 Last )

http://mosnews.com/military/2009/07/01/rutanked/ Well, I guess Russia's cooling off now from that solar flare last year, what with the nuclear treaty, and now this.

hurts

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by Phanny

68

3,065

Three New Maps Revealed for ODST's Multiplayer

http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179913&goto=newpost

rizzuh

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by evlbzltyr

15

889

Dead Before Dawn Media and Information

http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179920&goto=newpost

rizzuh

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by y0haN

12

846

Morgan Freeman, 72, Not to Marry Step-Granddaughter, 27

I made this thread because people can't read for shit.

billeh!

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by Prismatex

7

951

Twilight Star Hit By Taxi ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last )

Sawse: http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE55I0M720090619

insane taco

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by Javascript

241

9,450

Song Says That United Breaks Guitars ( 2 Last )

Source Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

IdiotStorm

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by IronPhoenix

43

2,372

Pool boots black kids out, claims they might make it black. ( 2 3 4 5 Last )

sauce What the actual fuck, do these people think black people eat children or something? I thought this shit ended 40 years ago.

DeadMollusk

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by mysteryman

175

7,836

Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Mexico-Midget-Wrestlers-Deaths-Female-Robbers-Suspected-Of-Drugging-Brothers-To-Death/Article/200907115328543?f=rss

PS360

Last Post By: 11th July 2009; by DrBreen

38

2,212

Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness ( 2 3 4 Last )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDSPFuWFDM Fuck yeah, science. Source: http://gizmodo.com/5277456/stem-cell-contact-lenses-cure-blindness-in-less-than-a-month

Muffins!

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by Killoch0

140

5,946

Morgan Freeman, 72, to marry step-granddaugher, 27 ( 2 3 Last )

:siren:OK, maybe he isn't.:siren: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/189117/morgan-freeman-not-marrying-step-granddaughter Original content: Yeah, you read that right....

PrismatexV3

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by IceTea

105

4,214

Imageshack is being hacked! Save your images! ( 2 3 Last )

Fuck, my pictures! Half of them have turned into this! Check wikipedia: I don't give a shit what they say I am saving what's left of my images. IF YOU USE IMAGESHACK, SAVE YOUR IMAGES TO YOUR HARD DRIVE NOW! EDIT: It appears that...

Elecbullet

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by Samuelgames

86

3,483

Secret Bush spying revealed, more than just wiretappnig ( 2 Last )

Not really surprising. Source

Killer900

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by HumanAbyss

69

2,778

Astronaut says we're not alone- And Obama may disclose info about aliens ( 2 3 4 5 .. 9 10 11 12 Last )

Source: http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/21/astronaut-says-were-not-alone/

WallettheifV2

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by Billiam

475

17,393

Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern

Source Why was Jared Leto even up for the role? And isn't Ryan busy filming for the Deadpool movie?

Dragonfist

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by gokulol

32

1,807

Eternal Silence Update Live!

http://www.moddb.com/mods/eternal-silence/news/eternal-silence-balance-patch

ModDB

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by Snakey125

4

617

Sb_lostinspace Final version

http://www.garrysmod.com/?dont_buff_my_pylon=1602

garry

Last Post By: 12th July 2009; by Kilimanjar0

5

1,089

Threads in This Forum

Artificial sperm have been created (by "scientists in Newcastle") ( 2 Last )

Robot identifies men as hams. ( 2 Last )

Biden: 'We Misread How Bad the Economy Was' ( 2 Last )

New Zealand airline issues nude safety video ( 2 Last )

Bombs Smuggled into 10 Federal Buildings ( 2 3 Last )

Keep at it Australia! Second Life is banned. ( 2 3 4 5 Last )

Iran pisses off the French as well ( 2 Last )

Teacher assaults 14-year-old pupil; Boy left in "serious condition" at Hospital ( 2 Last )

Michael Moore unveils plans for next documentary ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Last )

Russia to lower number of tanks to 1/10th of 2005 size ( 2 Last )

Twilight Star Hit By Taxi ( 2 3 4 5 6 7 Last )

Song Says That United Breaks Guitars ( 2 Last )

Pool boots black kids out, claims they might make it black. ( 2 3 4 5 Last )

Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness ( 2 3 4 Last )

Morgan Freeman, 72, to marry step-granddaugher, 27 ( 2 3 Last )

Imageshack is being hacked! Save your images! ( 2 3 Last )

Secret Bush spying revealed, more than just wiretappnig ( 2 Last )

Astronaut says we're not alone- And Obama may disclose info about aliens ( 2 3 4 5 .. 9 10 11 12 Last )