Kinglah Crab
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26th November 2007
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  1. Dead snipe
    I remember him. We met in 1974, Texas
    Fast forward to 2012, VB contacts me over the phone. I'm greeted with a long wet fart and a squeaky voice lamenting "he died in sandy"
    I dropped the phone and fell onto my knees, out of breath. I collapsed onto the floor in catatonia as the shock overran me like a tsunami of liquid shit.
    I woke up the next morning on the floor, in a puddle of pungent smelling poop and tears. I tried to get up on my feet but slipped and fell on the awful concotion my own body had inadvertently produced; defeated by my own poop, i faceplanted onto a hard rectangular object, and after examining it i found out it was a DVD case. My face broke out in a smile, as i knew what had happened.

    My phone started ringing and i answered it with shaking hands

    "it was only a joke he's still alive", said VaultBoi.
    "I know. He left a piece of shit in my home, tell him to come pick it up", i responded calmly as i looked at the front of a K-ON! Collectors Edition DVD case.
  2. Saphirx
    rip cet
  3. Damoman
    I am sorry for your loss.
  4. Starce
    rip
  5. Rahkshi lord
    goodnight sweet prince
  6. Starscre4M
    ;_;
  7. ccg
    rip in peace
  8. code_gs
    RIP
  9. BigBadWilly
    RIP Kinglah crab, You were a true dude.
  10. Sally
    Last Activity:51 Minutes Ago

    rip
About Kinglah Crab

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August 4, 1992 (22)
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