EvilMattress
Gold Member

yeah rip

Haha, what a funny "troll" you are on the "interwebs", sir!


Hello, my name's Chris Janssen, and I'm on the social media outreach team of the DEA. Our organization, of course, stands for Drugs Everywhere Awesome, and we're just a bunch of "chill", laid-back "tweakers" like you who want to have a good time using our favorite illicit substance, in clear violation of federal law! If you could just message me your location and known aliases, we can meet up and "hang loose" sometime while "smoking the bulbie"!


Also, we're all new in your town and we would like to flaunt clearly laid-out drug control statutes by "puffing on the glass". Unfortunately, we don't have access to the "Blue Sky", so if you could just give me your dealer/supplier's name, phone number and address, we would be very appreciative.


Stay "Tweakin"! [seven]


Chris Janssen
DEA Social Media Analyst

DEA South Texas Headquarters
1433 West Loop South
Suite 600
Houston, TX 77027-9506

enjoy :3

Because JC

awful person should kill themselves immediately 0/5 0/10 maybe 1/20 but that's it

Free time?

foofs

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It was kinda vague, and out of context..