Ezhik
Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.

not anymore

your title link is broken, just so you know

figment of YOUR imagination. I'm your sense of reason and sanity in this crazy, fucked up world you live in.

Hey man I'm sorry about my bad joke days ago.

this is true

hedgehogs dont exist

Porcuhog.

you're a rude porcupine.

fuk u