Ezhik
Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.

ok fag

hello my name is ezhik and i think everything about russia is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found a pic of you nude in the tub:

I never claimed anything of the sort.

Something tells me you're not a hedgehog

Nice shoes.

Whenever I see your avatar I stop scrolling so my brain can say "aaaaaaaaaahhh- smack" and then I resume my day