Mr Shadyface
Gold Member

in response to your corrupt a wish post:

You wish you could fly Hmm? well if you haven't found the door yet let me guide you there. A Paraglider can be folded into a backpack with room to spare and can take off or land just about anywhere,But it rains quite a bit over in the British isles so it might not be the best choice. A Gyrocopter although requiring more legal shenanigans in the UK are literally the flying cars of the future today.
They have reputation for being the safest flyers out there while also getting around 25-30 mpg for most models which is more than can be said for cessna skyhawks which get 15-10 depending on weather. gyros don't give a fuck about weather due to their high wing speed and no matter what it feels smooth flying unless your doing something very stupid. both of these solutions cost around 2000-5000 USD.

Hope this helps in some way.

GO SPEED RACER GO

DAARGH

He's going over that cliff!

I was going to post the entirety of romeo and juliet here but there is a charecter limit D:

Enjoy your half packet of Monster Munch!

fucking love that song

my avatar will fight your avatar

your face is rather shady looking

cheers mate!