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83. Let him play with your old socks
84. Stroke him the direction that his fur goes
85. Admire his long whiskers
86. Keep his box away from his food
87. Pretend that he’s a piano
88. Don’t interrupt them while they’re eating
89. When they’re scared go and comfort them
90. Let him have a lick
91. If their breath stinks give them Greenies
92. Give him a ball with a bell in it
93. If it’s hot put ice in their bowl
94. Let him drink out of the sink
95. Don’t vacuum if it scares him
96. Draw a picture of him
97. If you drop some food it’s theirs now
98. Read him a book
99. Feed him again
100. Just love him every day

59. Make a vet appointment
60. Give them a little wet food
61. When they scratch you don’t get angry
62. Give them some private time
63. Treat them with respect
64. When he grooms himself say good job
65. Let them chase a laser pointer
66. Clean out their ears
67. Never smoke around them
68. Buy a sturdy cat carrier
69. Listen to them purr
70. Something by temptations
71. Give them your full attention
72. Don’t trap them in the laundry basket
73. Let them sleep in bed with you
74. Make sure they’re not locked in the closet
75. Don’t let them play in plastic bags
76. Give them a massage
77. Touch him as you pass by
78. If he’s on the couch don’t be mad
79. If they hate fans turn the fan off
80. When there’s a bird outside say hey look
81. Intrigue them with a funny sound
82. Don’t forget sardine time

32. Keep your toilet lid down
33. Don’t let them chew on power cords
34. Set them by the window
35. Cat proof your home
36. Change their litter weekly
37. Praise them lavishly
38. Never feed them chicken bones
39. Teach them a funny trick
40. Give them a toy mouse
41. Clean up their hairballs
42. Keep them away from candles
43. Give them a separate zone
44. Never play with them aggressively
45. Increase his cuddle time
46. Be sure to watch his weight
47. If you leave turn on the radio
48. Scold him firmly but with kindness
49. Respond when he meows
50. Give them a thing of cat grass
51. Scratch under his chin
52. Remind him that you love him
53. Give them a box to play in
54. If they’re old help them get down
55. Let them lick you with their rough tongue
56. Record precious memories
57. Dress them up in ribbons
58. Give them a flea treatment

1. Keep a tidy house for them
2. Be sure to clip their claws
3. Scoop their box daily
4. Brush them with a hair brush
5. Don’t squeeze their paws hard
6. Give them some fresh water
7. Let them have a fish
8. Buy them a scratching post
9. Put them in your lap
10. Be quiet when they’re sleeping
11. Whisper I love you
12. Rub their soft belly
13. Make sure their tail is clean
14. Give them a yarn ball
15. Make them a nice bed
16. Buy them some catnip
17. Play them some music
18. Give them a cute collar
19. Make sure their vaccinated
20. Take their picture
21. Brush their teeth
22. Let them watch T.V.
23. Don’t let them be outside by themselves
24. Feed them some cat food
25. Make sure their eyes are clean
26. Put a liner in their box
27. Give them a mat to wipe their feet on
28. Don’t forget them on Christmas
29. Make sure their spay or neutered
30. Hold them like a baby
31. Let them have a towel or blanket

you could even say that "there are 100 ways to love a cat"

in one of 100 ways

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