Well, I did just stay in and around a hotel for a couple of days.
That really sucks, dude. But hey, you already know somebody here. And I can pass for a middle-school student, so you'll feel weird hanging out with me.
At least Phoenix is nice. Come to Colorado, it's much better. But don't settle in Aurora. The water occasionally tastes like ass here. We have weed and naked, painted chicks.
Nope. US yank here. I'd like to visit the UK eventually, though. Right now that's not possible.
o nuuuu. Anyway.
NO SHUSH I HAVE A PENIS I SWEAR AAAAAHHHHHH
Thank you kindly sir.
shoots great. highly recommend it. I'd get the short one though if I was you
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