false prophet

A teeny bit late, but Merry Christmas Mr. Prophet, and a Happy New year!

Also, I'm sorry you didn't get anything this year, here's a big warm gooey glob of internet love to sweeten the deal

THIS IS YOUR FATHER AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SON

Happy birthday, prophet! Don't be down man, Facepunch is full of friendly folk who are here for you. Tomorrow will be better, don't worry about it.

Happy birthday mate, hope you have a good day! I'll drink some coke for you.