mrhippieguy

Fuck ngga, it's so good, its like crack or some shit.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit nigga, hopefully everything goes by smoothly. seeya on steam, whenever that is.

Hippie, steam just isn't as muscular without you. Come back so we can have a throbbing good time

hehe, fuckin' a. How long you gonna be there for?

"WARIO QUIT SPANKING YOUR MONKEY" mario screamed. "no" said wario. mario produced a fireball in his hand and held it close to wario's wang. "ok ok i'll stop" he said. mario looked down at wario's wang and shuddered. "wario look at your wang man it's all red and dried out. there is a limit to how many times a man should jack off in one sitting and you have passed that limit." wario winced as the euphoria of the anal stimulation was wearing off. his wang, his poor wang was aching. his balls were aching too from the stress of outputting so much semen."alright now we have to get the last goomba out of your ass" said mario "bend over and i'll pull it out" wario pushed him away. "you're not sticking your hand up my ass you might shoot a fireball" he said while covering his asshole. he squatted down over the ground and grunted. he strained and groaned and screamed in pain. "you need to eat more fiber" said luigi as he and yoshi walked up and watched wario trying to shit out the microgoomba.

No one does.

mario looked down at the man in front of him with a look of disgust on his face. "nevermind guys it's just that fat faggot wario" he said as luigi stood up and straightened his hat. "hey fuck you mario" said wario, wiping a bit of feces out of his mustache. "i'm not the one who goes around raping people." mario smirked as he watched the lump in wario's crotch start to grow larger. wario shifted his legs to try and hide the growing bulge but it was too late. luigi and yoshi had already noticed and were smirking as well. yoshi's wiener twitched. wario eyed it with apprehension, the bulge growing a little more rapidly now. wario was sweating, his heart beating rapidly. yoshi licked his lips. suddenly a gust of wind blew wario's hat off behind him. "aren't you going to bend over and pick it up wario" asked mario with an evil grin.

one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused.

haha righto. well best of luck mang, hopefully everything works out. where are you going, again?

Pretty good, bro. Going to some bullshit alternative school, on Prozac now, and everything with Sky has been going smoothly. What about you?