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  1. elixwhitetail
    If we call it FidoSpeed, it sounds like either meth for dalmatians or roids for greyhounds, or canine laxatives, so that's out. How about HypeDog™? It sounds like an NSA codename already (but it's not, as far as I know, and if it is we can claim it as the accident it is) so that can only work in our favour.

    Maybe we can find some latent-hypersonic dogshit and coax it to act. I'll start buying dogs. When I run out of money, I'll steal them instead. Need a large sample base in order to find that golden goose egg... er, latent HypeDog™ dogshit.
  2. elixwhitetail
    Should we focus on trying to accelerate the dogshit to hypersonic speeds, or figure out a way of creating dogshit that is just inherently hypersonic? The first one's probably better understood according to conventional engineering.

    Also, minor but possibly fatal pitfall. Typing "dogshit" far more often than normal is likely to provoke unintentional typos of "godshit" and that will harm our image with the DoD.
  3. elixwhitetail
    I'd call that a perk. We can make a lot of those.

    The top brass in the Army won't be able to wait to get their hands on our prototypes after they see my Powerpoint slide deck! They'll be ALL OVER IT.
  4. elixwhitetail
    On the topic of hypersonic dogshit, I more meant it'd hit the trash like doshit at hypersonic speeds.

    If a resume actually arrived forged out of pure Hypersonic Dogshit, I think I'd have to hire them for whatever role I could justify to HR and my boss, as long as it wasn't customer-facing, just because that'd be beyond amazing and we need this person on our payroll, we'll figure out where to put them later.

    Maybe we can invent it ourselves. Let's go, I'll agree to a 50/50 split, Toxx if I betray you on the profits (reminder: 50% of $0 is $0), and it gives us an excuse to talk to lots of rich investors about dogshit.
  5. leonthefox
    MUDA
  6. Jund
    ill eat ur face
  7. Gorm
    Thanks bby <3
  8. Diet Kane
    you make me look bad zimzam
  9. MaxisOp
    Welcome back from your ban, Kane.

    I missed your insight, come back to me, baby ;-;
  10. Clovis
    infinite stratos
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