Siemz

you asshole, I tried blowing that bug off my screen and wiping it off for a good ~25 seconds

my hat! if I hide with the bears you will never find me :D

I'm afraid the only answer I can give you is that it came from a market stall somewhere near Yorkshire and the person who got it for me hasn't seen any since. I checked the label inside for clues but all it says is "made in china" and "100% polyester" :c I'm sorry!

I let it rot outisde in the burning hot sun and rain, let him starve to death in his own shit, then child custody took him.

Just so you know, I dont have the baby anymore!

my friend disguised the video i posted in LMAO pics that got me banned for a week. Here ya go: http://youtu.be/ljytOhZQKZY

strong words to live by

I has new request :3
Same video, uh, gif of 1:44 to 1:49 please :)

I knew you would pull it off! Congratulations with your new girlfriend!

Congratulations on your Out-of-Friendzone event! All my love to you and the future Ms. Siemz