Rents
Spends his cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention

Sweet avatar.

you now have competition with Riptideshark

Personally, I wish.

Title...
Yep, that's true.
Explains why I just want to toss money at you.

This just in, Nerts rated Cutest Shark 2013.

the gayest feesh in all the lands

best shark

... holy fuck that's weird
Are most people you know like that?

How do you feel when you come out of a TDM with a negative KDR? Like serious question.
Personally I rage at every one of my deaths, to a varying degree. I get to the top of the scoreboard because I was born better than everyone else in the server, so I should be on top..

Does it not drive you nuts when you lose?
I'm trying to see what it feels like to not be like me.. I'd ask my friends but we're all the same lol

yeah you're a p. cool shark i'll admit that.