Even if they moved to UE4 they'd still fuck it up. There are quite a few games on Gamebryo that aren't as much of a mess as bethesda's stuff. The only problem here is that bethesda are legitimately...

NPCs, Draugr, Skeletons, Ghosts, Hagravens, Falmer, Ash Spawn, Zombies.

Technically, those are all different enemies. Only they're exactly the same.

This is a really great game with two fucking terrible puzzles in the middle.

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Like, legit so bad that it has to be brought up. They really bring the rest of the game down.

EU courts deemed them to have all the legal power of toilet paper.

Can I add you on steam? Basically what I want to do is show you that you can have a steam name such as "FUCK FUCK FUCK fuck fuck (fuck)", and then sling obscenities at you for about twenty minutes.
...

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I have trouble thinking of ten different enemy types in this game. Pretty much everything is the same ('Human' NPCs, Draugr, Falmer, etc)

Writer's doing it wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_5UwS57X8
That's doing it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CGL7TqDMg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RyCiTgXS-k
A serious game.

I disagree with you on what Portal 2 was (mainly because Portal 1 was a game with such incredible focus that you may as well go ahead and say it was artistically perfect), but that sounds like a fine...

You can keep on saying that, and I'll just be sitting here looking at massive improvements such as 1x1 slopes and the balljoint-connection bricks.

Wii Fit Trainer is a weird concept that looks like it might be executed well, but if we're getting stuff like that I want a roster that's at least fifty strong.

And that has to include Falco.

So at first I was like "boo, not being able to play Dead Rising 3"

but then I realized that it looks completely boring and uninteresting to me.

I wanna get off Mr. Bones' wild ride

Even though it's been proven in quite a number of studies that witnesses are practically useless at recalling information, and even worse can be lead to remember stuff which never happened.

People might take America more seriously as a nation with widespread availability of firearms if you actually managed to educate people to take the fucking magazine out.

You'd be excused for thinking that until you got to one of the really bullshitty ones. The late rooms with a rapid-fire cyberdemon thing on ever wall; the boss that fires several simultaneous homing...

It, of course, has the inherent problem that the mere concept of a first-person Isaac has: it expects you to dodge a lot of projectiles with extreme precision like Isaac, but because of the first...

Should'a called him Glow'bold.

It was a year.

Like, literally a year.

Y'know, except those sets that give you bonuses like plus health or immunity to headshots with no downsides just for adding the hat.

Oh no, I was quite aware metro was more or less a full screen start menu; I just prefer my start menu, y'know.

Not being full-screen.

While we're on the subject, NECA figures are awful and their articulation even after you free the joints is piss poor.

Why can't we have a western equivalent of Figuarts? Those are the best, man.

http://i.imgur.com/tXCXN83.png
Here's how you show new players not to go AFK.

Now we introduce you to the concept of 'hegemony'. Hegemony is essentially (in this instance at least) a society accepts or agrees with. The things you stated would be considered cool within western...

So the vauban I made because the majority of my other frames are awful now finished. Probably won't play him until tomorrow though.

Yeah, that's more or less how shitty mobile games do it.

"Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur"

And animal farm was just a story about a bunch of livestock, right? 's just entertainment media after all.

Also, isn't it odd how the original series of Star Trek was made during the space race?

A horror game set in an abattoir?

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Yep. This man speaks the truth, and his statement is completely pertinent to a discussion of American culture. It also explains why things like the Modern Warfare series, any given Michael Bay film...

Bullshit. I call demand characteristics.

Well, there goes any hope for Plants vs. Zombies vs. Robots/Space Aliens getting revived. Those concepts were fucking cool.

Wow, half of this game is really good!

The other half? Well...
COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY

Go shoot up Vay Hek a couple times.

How strange!

Yep. But he's worse than anyone he does reviews of.

Example. He spent at least a minute bitching about how Yahtzee called the ship in Dead Space dark and dirty, completely ignoring the fact that...

Marketing douchenozzles came to the realization that A, people have become jaded to regular, dry advertising; and B, people are out there that can do that for them.

So instead, they move to a new...

Dude, have you set his vaporize to max priority

it's like a cheese-grater

I love the part where he talks about stereotypes and interpretations and then gets Frankie* totally wrong.

The gay pitchfork who only hangs around with the paintcan and brush because he's...

Would you admit dumping your product because you couldn't sell it?

Ayep. Fuckin' SEGA and their six-buttoned monstrosities.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Sega-Saturn-ControllerS.jpg
Gross.

Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...

Are you kidding

This game is literally nothing but grind. If you're not grinding for something, there's nothing for you to actually do.

So it turns out, audibly smacking your head repeatedly into the keyboard? Actually not a good idea. Like, at all. I think my head may hurt more than some of yours do right now.

I imagine that the two guys who play Fury and Strife will feel gypped.

Rhino.

I might've liked metro a whole lot more if it wasn't a fullscreen prompt. That's like, 1,800,000 pixels of space I'm probably never gonna use!

The D-pad on it looks like it'll still suck dick. Maybe not as much as that...
...thing which the 360 had.

It's pretty much leagues better than eight.

Eight is like, a complete damp squib. The story's not very cohesive, and adding to that the combat sucks boot.