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oh hey this is a place i used to go.
"I'm a fucking hypocrite who can't shut up about ponies"
Step 1) Walk up to them
Step 2) Put your dick in their throat
NASCAR racing 2003 season
I always just sleep all fuckin' day afterwards
you can't hide whats inside
unless its a cock
then you can hide that
did you hide it inside
FUCK YOU GUYS I'LL LIKE WHAT I WANT
I want your voice inside me
Omg its liek rainng her i wish i hd some1 2 cudle
<3 <3 <3 <3
still branding horses
goddammit NC get your shit together
this is the gayest discussion ever
this gives me a disturbing head canon now
I realized that living next to a horse pasture sucks when they start branding horses.
All I hear is fucking whinnying
If you can handle super extreme mouthwash you can handle vodka
No I'm a redneck
oh wait same thing
Tea is supposed to be cold you faggots.
the fuck is sporking
that sounds incredible painful
Your dick intake is about to hit an all time high
Who doesn't know where its from
YOur mom's vagina looks weird
on my dick
cuz i fucked her
in the vagina
How does she already have so much hair
Holy shit, you're so fucking cool.
holy shit all the cool is being sucked out of me and being pumped into you
I carry my pocket knife when I go out because it's North Carolina and I have to defend myself from the rabid conservatives.
I'ma just stick the tip in
we gon treat you right
ima go an inch at a time
its gone take 3 seconds
It's like your body is confused on weather or not it wants to be skinny or muscular.
That sounds like minor pluses for the pain I'm in right now.
my dick's pores don't need to breath man
So here I am trying to fap
and I go to the bathroom and grab this bottle of lotion
and I assume its normal lotion
but it isnt
its that exfoliation shit
with little rocks or something
these are all shitty puns.
First post here but YES ORBIT
All nighters on fathers day fuck yes
I stole a Ti-84 from school so I could actually do my homework.
I think I'm in love with Stephen Merchant.
Update on ant holocaust:
OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
Guys, I started an ant holocaust
That sounds pretty shitty.
What did they say?