The how:



now if only I knew what the hell that meant

as a whole, fp is a backwards clusterfuck of nonsensical garbage that should never be taken seriously

as an englishman turned american i would think you'd have encountered a lot of europeans and a lot of different accents

i live in white privilege, canada, and I hear plenty of crazy accents that I...

I'm the first to admit that I'm terribly ignorant of the tenets of Islam, but I consider "thou shalt not masturbate" to be a HUGE problem with it

I have a muslim friend and he said god would be...

no what I'm saying is that these threads are nonsense hypothetical pissing contests that never take pragmatism into account

yeah but the reason everyone else is so much poorer is because our gain is their loss

why do you guys always argue these political points of view as if your preferred system would work as well in practice as it would in theory

this isn't how puns work :|

I know people will get mad at me for overanalyzing a joke but

no they didn't, they kept detailed records

wow!

u live in hottr place

that's awesome!!

gj living in hot place!! u definitely deserve this!

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air raid sirens are justifiably terrifying sounds

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whitelist mr_kalibos plz

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in a kennel near the start of the gaylien campaign when you're playing bestchurster

AvP2 is really fantastic, both single and multi player. Too bad the new AvP game was such garbage

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oh my god do people still play jedi academy online

that game was THE SHIT

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Fuuuuuck that

mr. lahey not another night of the shit abyss!

i thought it would be a supercuts commercial with gaben

http://www.futuretimeline.net/

it must be a terrible burden to be FUCKING WRONG about everything that ever happens in your life

god damn it

the next thing should be tampon tea

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ha
haha

well it's sixth grade

soon the guys' balls will start dropping and they'll become filled with lust for ms. funbags and the girls who don't have big attention-getting boobs will be...

every time i feel like playing simcity i start it up, load a new city, and think "this is way too much fucking work" and close the game until next time

get a load of this guy with his good posts

yes

of course it's easy

but it's a fucking cat

why can he take so many bullets

unless it's tickle torture!

ahahah that's the greatest ytmnd ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ

lewis dodgson pwns

17th January 2013

dodgs0wned

this is my top pick for 2013

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what the fuck.

it's common knowledge that dogs were domesticated from wolves and other feral canines

what about the latest batman movie

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yes, but what ARE birds??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8AdoR0ld9E

D:

what



also

1. before I came in I pictured walmart selling little pieces of the US to people for some reason

2.

jesus christ

I feel sorry for the dude that gets discharged from iraq or w/e and tries to...

god FUCKING damn it

all I saw on the front page was Valve announces ne...

it's basically "if you haven't done anything wrong you have nothing to be afraid of, so talk"

which is an immeasurably large pile of poop

ah hah this is almost like a "check your privilege" spiel

except serious :(

I think you're trying to make a joke here but I don't get it

why don't we just ask wikipedia ok good

this made me very uncomfortable thanks OP

YET

I was shoveling today and the sidewalk was very slippery and I slipped and fell and hurt my bum :<