Pretty much business as usual on the Social Justice side of Tumblr.

Speaking of #girlwood...

Now we just need to replace all the dickgirls on Gelbooru (and those kinds of sites) with pictures of Crysis.
The cycle must be complete.

You think your speeds are bad? Mine are fucking terrible. And I PAY for this molasses-in-an-igloo shit.
http://i.imgur.com/TEr9FhQ.png
And it took a whole picosecond to load the page! What a ripoff.

I'm fairly sure it was a Zero Punctuation reference.

Ich bin eine Führer, shordt und stoudt
Heir ist mein handle, heir ist Mein Kampf.

http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/what_a_horrible_night.png

Actually seems like a nice idea. Co-op signs appear in the day, and invasions/PVP signs happen at night. I...

As far as I know, it's the worst weapon in the game against anything more heavily armored than a block of Jello.

Maybe they're onto you. Try putting your sign somewhere where you're likely to run into people who wouldn't recognize Trusty Patches.

I was put into a stun lock as soon as he invaded. There wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. I appreciate the sentiment and that you're trying to help, but this guy isn't even worth trying to...

I ran into him before, too, except instead of draining my stats he cursed me. Luckily I had a purging stone on my person.
Hell, I even have a video of my encounter.

...

That would help, yes. Thanks for offering.

I rather doubt the Great Chaos Fireball lava lasts that long, but I'd be willing to try it just for the hell of it.

I just barely beat Manus on my first try, but I had Sif on my side and damn near ran out of OJ/cheat flasks.

Many may disagree, but I think that's the perfect example of overdesigning. I wouldn't call it the SPARKLEDOGZ TOWER SHIELD but it seems a bit overboard to me.

The two-handed strong attack is absolutely hilarious to use to catch someone while they're casting something like Tranquil Walk of Peace, but otherwise it's pretty useless.

Get the Armor of Thorns as soon as possible, and do a roll-attack only run.

Well, the Xbox 360 came out a whole generation before the PC and it has much better hardware, so obviously they have a head start. There's simply no competition once the Xbox One comes out unless...

She knows.

Yes. I couldn't join the event until it was at 99%, and by the time I finished a mission with Fusion MOAs, the event was over.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
I joined JUST too late and wasn't eligible for the reward even though I killed quite a few Fusion MOAs.
I fucking hate me.

I just had a rather annoying game of defense.
The server was about as laggy as could be, and two of the people on my team left, leaving me with someone who I soon noticed was a completely unmodded...

I'm sure they'd come up with some argument about how Jesus cured a man of blindness and another of leprosy, but guess what.
He's kind of...dead now. Sort of difficult for him to perform miracles...

Oh hey, Van Canto.
It's weird, the lead singer in this one can do an almost perfect James Hetfield voice, and that's something not even James Hetfield can do anymore.

At this point I'm considering selling my body to somebody at Digital Extremes in exchange for a Saryn systems blueprint. Kela de Thaym haunts my nightmares. Rollers everywhere I look. Every time I go...

Yeah, Caleb and Blake Stone weren't made for it, even unofficially.

I played this ludicrous remake of an equally ludicrous game at Quakecon 2012 in alpha. It was ludicrously fun, can't wait to preorder it. I don't preorder many games.

On the bright side, I guess teens are starting to use condoms more.

This just in, if the Grineer Rollers are Demonic Spiders, then Kela De Thaym is literally Satan-Arachne incarnate. And I'm gonna have to farm her if I ever want Saryn.
Fuck me.

To be honest, I didn't even notice there were tracks that weren't from Morrowind, and I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing.

If the regular water is white, I can certainly see why. Probably contamination issues.

That post was mainly directed at Smell. I should've made that more clear.
Put a quote there to reduce confusion.

Or maybe I genuinely said something stupid. No harm done, won't happen again.

Source Mods You Don't Like v2.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust peachy. Been juggling my Doom and Skyrim addictions.

The Ideas Guy
Level 100 Ballgag
+Please stop posting stat ideas in workshop comments
+Please stop posting stat ideas in workshop comments
+You are contributing nothing of value
-Please stop...

"Machina" is a Latin word. "Machine" has roots in the same word, but it's not specifically a Latin word. Hence the different pronunciations.

Sounds like he's quoting the upcoming Devil May Cry reboot, to me.

When MvM first came out, I didn't even notice you could upgrade anything other than your primary, I don't really blame you.

To be fair, there IS an adblocking script if you so choose, that eliminates the timer as well. It's still recommended that you block Pinion in your hosts file if you use it, though.

He reminds me of Jamie Hyneman, actually...

Your words are as empty as your soul. This school district ill-needs a teacher such as you.

The ASMD
Level ??? Shock Rifle
i Primary fire shoots a hitscan shock beam
i Alt fire shoots a slow-moving shock core, costing 2 units of ammo, that can be shot at with the primary fire to cause a...

Similar setup for me, but with q for primary, mouse4 for melee and mouse5 for secondary. I've made mistakes with other games before after playing a lot of TF2 with this setup.

Every time you capture the flag, everyone just bitches at you for ruining their deathmatch and tell you top "OMG STOP CAPPING!!!!" There is literally not a single CTF server I've seen so far that...

I read it as "ubershot," and am now imagining a Mega Buster-type medigun. Medibuster?

The Red Tape Recorder seems to make Engies all but dependent on having a Pybro constantly around his nest. While it's a good solution since the Homewrecker/Maul destroy sappers in a single hit,...

70% of people click on this misleading ad!

It's to the point that Valve could "release" tc_hydro again in a new update and next to no one would realize the map is already in the game.

Added something for ya.

Hopefully, afterwards, he finds a Charles Atlas training manual and kicks the everloving tar out of said jerk, earning himself a happy end.