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every time i see people talking like a glaswegian Slim Shady it reminds me of this.
Ali G was doing "roight propah rumbles" in the 90's as a response...
my propensity for having horrible shit happen to my innocent dwarves has transferred over to 40.03 i see
trees will literally murder your fort holy shit
i tried to chop down some maple logs for beds and a tree fell on my wagon, crushing everyone who wasn't the woodcutter
only in DF is the game's response to you reopening an old save file to encase your character in solid rock
Great White Shark 1 has drowned.
also df2014 adds humanoid demons possessing lairs containing tablets upon which are inscribed their true name. hunt them down and invoke their title to force them...
crabs confirmed for new king of beasts
which in Toadyspeak means, according to my past hour spent playing Adventure mode,
where would those poor defenseless archers and swordsmen be...
my genned world has the exact same name as yours :v:
even when naked, you can press U to strap your weapons to your upper body.
went straight for adventure mode. asked a group of friendly goblin wrestlers who were hanging out about any problems and got directions to kill a bandit leader in the woods.
i ended combat with my...
i still want an option to make tiger pits filled with punji stakes built inside of a shallow moat to fend off goblins
This is a Dwarf 28. He has been quite content lately. He has admired a fine -+glumprong venison jerky barrel+- lately. He has had a dream in which he ruled all the world, sipping dwarven ale out of...
i feel old already.
"hey, remember back when your fish dissector would have his artifact soapstone trout hook misplaced and chop your mayor's head off with his fillet knife? good times"
fond memories of passing out mutagen pills labeled Tricordrazine to sec officers and other people with dangerous jobs back on donut station
my current game has modded bipedal fluffy wamblers sporting thick musculature that like fighting
they've been providing pretty decent training for my military dwarves, plus my craftsdwarf likes to...
like how the king 2,000 miles away doesn't spit out his coffee and order an immediate mobilization of his heavy cavalry because you kicked someone's chicken in a field in the middle of nowhere while...
the princess story is being updated again
this game has ruined my perceptions of what it is to be an asshole. i ESP speedhack around full servers with infinite ammo and nothing else.
dayz forums still hate hackers too and i'm sitting here...
>using /k/ slang on an ss13 forum
>top fukkin kek
run five minutes to electro
find a down jacket and half-empty can of baked beans
shot in the legs with a shotgun from behind
the guy from mass effect in chemical form
lol noxiousnet is fucking terrible
i play Frog Man
i'm not Frog Man
forgot the name, one of those shitty ARPEE 8 server pop ones with cat people
it didn't really matter anyway because you can't replace the stock
i'm not enraged, i was quoting what he said :v
yes i have to get used to a mexican kid shooting me in the chest with an M16 when all i have on me is a bottle of vitamins and a badly damaged kitchen knife
"OH FUCKA-YOUUUUUU OH FUCKA YOUUUUUUU...
i finally find a gun, bulletproof vest and tactical shirt in a prison
then i click on a ladder and get hurled off the roof five storeys to the street
haha fuck this game
found military gear in a train station, abandoned helicopter with multiple M4 weapon parts, fell off a 10-foot drop off and shattered every bone in both my legs from thigh to ankle
gj rocket goty...
why is there a trend of anybody who has literally the slightest difficulty with a game having their steam support/dayz forum/reddit thread flooded with 6,000 responses of people...
attempted to screwdriver a hacked vending machine open and replace its stock so it shot metal rods/floor tiles at people
questioned by two admins in the middle of pulsing the wires jesus christ
i am just now realizing the reason why dwarves are capable of drinking so much alcohol
on average how fucked up does the average fortress get
if mine are anything to go by, the dwarven race has...
family guy is terrible but this is actually a thing that happened hundreds of times during WWII.
the fact that ADF a) still exists and b) has posted videos of himself threatening people with the pistol he bought is both hilarious and disturbing
wow i was playing on baystation, asked the botanist for ricin beans to see if it was ~arpee~ enough to make poison
immediately reported to security and got in trouble with an admin because i hid...
d&d in general
also how do sharks roll a d20
hi i've never played this game before and know nothing about it
what should i do first
they are albinos
their pupils are constantly contracted to big black dots because they hang from the ceiling of caves like bats
they are based on trolls (pale, skinny humanoids who eat people...
because terrifying biomes just weren't fucking over your fishermen enough already
i can only play this game for 30 minutes without a MAV occurring but i'm getting far cry 3 vibes from this (in a good way)
can't hate on the trayvon
AUGHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THE POTASSIUM FUCK
hey look people are having the same problems i have :v
i was trying to play Orc Fortress and i couldn't understand how to install it so i just copied over the raw folder to my LNP
everything is a confusing mishmash of orc fortress and regular df