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    Nearly 3 weeks in and my batch is still...

    Nearly 3 weeks in and my batch is still fermenting. It hasn't stalled once, it's just been slow going. It hasn't sped up or slowed down since it started, it's just been burping steadily; once every...
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    Gwyn, Lord of Thunder Thighs

    Gwyn, Lord of Thunder Thighs
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    I'm using the cheapest stuff I could find, and...

    I'm using the cheapest stuff I could find, and it's still about 10 USD of honey per gallon of mead. I think using the cheap, filtered stuff will make clarifying the mead easier, and I don't imagine...
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    Speaking of, today I pitched the yeast for three...

    Speaking of, today I pitched the yeast for three gallons of mead. There's nine and a half cups of honey in here. When it's done fermenting, I plan on using some Campden tablets and potassium sorbate...
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    A little too suggestive for me, given that...

    A little too suggestive for me, given that they're both 15.
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    There's plenty of ways to make flying dragons...

    There's plenty of ways to make flying dragons work, but they couldn't be big on Earth. Certainly not big enough for a human to ride. The physics and biology just aren't there.

    Ironically, the...
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    So, I had an idea. Everyone here has their own...

    So, I had an idea. Everyone here has their own reason for liking dragons. However, I was wondering if there's an overall trend, and thought you guys might be curious as well. So here's a quick...
  • My biggest problem with Areal, assuming they're...

    My biggest problem with Areal, assuming they're legitimate and that this isn't a fraud, is that they don't really have a team capable of even making a game of this scope.

    They have one programmer....
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    Lego being uncountably plural makes no sense,...

    Lego being uncountably plural makes no sense, grammatically. (Despite the fact that it's the "proper" way to say it.) You can easily count Lego. You can't really count water, sand, air, etc. When you...
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    Saw HTTYD 2. It's as good as everyone's been...

    Saw HTTYD 2. It's as good as everyone's been saying. Hiccup and Toothless are older, and the movie reflects that by being a little more mature and dark. Watching it sent me on sort of a HTTYD binge,...
  • The other souls games have weapon modes too. Just...

    The other souls games have weapon modes too. Just have another weapon and switch to it. That's the whole reason they give you two weapon slots per hand in DS1, and three in DS2.

    Bloodborne looks...
  • And sacred oath. Don't forget sacred oath.

    And sacred oath. Don't forget sacred oath.
  • Full havel's

    Full havel's
  • If you're speed running, that's horrible....

    If you're speed running, that's horrible. Otherwise, who cares? Play the game at whatever pace suits you. I know my first playthrough took 65 hours.
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    I made a friend. Hand-stitched and everything. ...

    I made a friend. Hand-stitched and everything.

    http://s15.postimg.org/atzelp06z/avner.jpg

    I've named him Avner.
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    It's pretty fun after you lower the texture...

    It's pretty fun after you lower the texture quality to fix the stuttering, and plug in a gamepad. Or, you know, just play it on a console.

    I would probably describe it as a mixture of GTA, Far Cry...
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    I've been lurking since at least V3. I know...

    I've been lurking since at least V3. I know because I'm J. H. Rrerrman, if anyone even remembers that.
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    We can't have what we want, and we can't want...

    We can't have what we want, and we can't want what we have. I've turned people down, too.

    I don't post in this thread because part of me wishes I didn't like dragons. Things would be easier that...
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    It crashed at the menu, so I updated my display...

    It crashed at the menu, so I updated my display drivers. Fixed. Then I played it, and it stutters like crazy on the lowest possible settings. i5 2500k, gtx 560 ti, 8gb of RAM.

    The mouse...
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    Okay, so. I haven't decided whether to buy this...

    Okay, so. I haven't decided whether to buy this yet. I don't care about graphics. I don't really care about driving physics and gunplay.

    Is it immersive?

    Does it have that dark, noir kinda...
  • When you hit 9 million soul memory, PvP becomes...

    When you hit 9 million soul memory, PvP becomes nothing but full Havel's + Avelyn + Santier's Spear + Monastery Scimitar roll parry + GMB + Resonant Weapon. Seriously, this is all people do. Nothing...
  • Easy ways to get around the censorship filter: ...

    Easy ways to get around the censorship filter:

    "Schitt and Pis"
    "Kont Licker"
    "Get Fucced"
    "Masturbaiter"
    "Kock Sukker"

    And many more. But my name will always show up as Smash******
  • I checked again, and it seems the current record...

    I checked again, and it seems the current record is actually 65 minutes.
  • World record speed run is currently 90 minutes...

    World record speed run is currently 90 minutes afaik. You don't need to kill all four bosses, you only need a million souls to get through the shrine of winter. You can use bonfire ascetics to farm...
  • Press 'x' EDIT: Crap

    Press 'x'

    EDIT: Crap
  • So I think I got 60fps working on my stream...

    So I think I got 60fps working on my stream. If everything works right it should be super silky smooth.
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    My buddy Arcad and I decided to play some...

    My buddy Arcad and I decided to play some Standalone. This was the result.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT6ntbU3EY
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37x3K-TMRQ ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37x3K-TMRQ

    Today I might have to move on to a new build. Sorcery is pretty good but it's pretty boring.

    Anyway. Back to streaming.
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXlLrcTt2w0 I...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXlLrcTt2w0

    I promise not to say "highlight" next time something interesting happens on stream.

    Speaking of, I'll be streaming in 15 minutes. I plan to go for 12...
  • More streaming. Higher quality. Tryhard PVP....

    More streaming. Higher quality. Tryhard PVP.

    I'll be doing duels for a while with my nearly-finished build. Maybe some invasions.
  • You're probably right. If that's the case then...

    You're probably right. If that's the case then this will be like Dark Souls 1 all over again. And we'll have to go back to consoles regardless of how good the game looks on PC.
  • Found a hacker using teleportation, speedhacks,...

    Found a hacker using teleportation, speedhacks, infinite stamina, and some other stuff in a BoB duel.

    This is his profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198133865320/
    ...
  • I'm gonna stream my first PC playthrough in...

    I'm gonna stream my first PC playthrough in 1080p, if you guys wanna watch.

    http://www.twitch.tv/smash_master
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    Wow, go easy on him. I challenge any one of you...

    Wow, go easy on him. I challenge any one of you to come up with a completely original game idea, one that can't be compared to any game in existence.
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WZkRniO_8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2WZkRniO_8
  • Just beat Dragonrider -> Skeleton Lords ->...

    Just beat Dragonrider -> Skeleton Lords -> Covetous Demon -> Mytha; boom, jester's set.
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painter%27s_algorithm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painter%27s_algorithm
  • Okay, I'm kinda getting sick of people saying...

    Okay, I'm kinda getting sick of people saying this.

    Yes, there are serious balance issues. Yes, some mechanics are different from Dark Souls 1.

    If you'll remember, DS1 PVP was just as...
  • And it's a throwback to this: ...

    And it's a throwback to this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqhqbsdpAXo
  • https:// --> http://

    https:// --> http://
  • It doesn't get any better at lower levels. WotG...

    It doesn't get any better at lower levels. WotG does 1800 damage at 10 faith. Weapons have way too much base damage and way too little scaling. 20 adp seems to give plenty of i-frames. And you can...
  • Let's get this started. This is the best Guts I...

    Let's get this started. This is the best Guts I can make, other than the armor.

    http://s2.postimg.org/fxj3ep709/guts.jpg

    Beaten four bosses. No deaths, no shield.
  • Is there any significance to the bells in the...

    Is there any significance to the bells in the Undead Crypt? Is there any way to turn them off, or maybe stop those ghosts from infinitely spawning in?
  • I got my 30th a few hours ago. It's worth it, man.

    I got my 30th a few hours ago. It's worth it, man.
  • Summoned into Doors of Pharros as a grey. God...

    Summoned into Doors of Pharros as a grey. God damn it. I spot host, he bows. I wave. He approaches me. I pull out my chime, and throw a sunlight spear at him. 2000 damage. GG.
  • It would be funny (broken) if you could use the...

    It would be funny (broken) if you could use the black separation crystal during a rat covenant summoning. Has anyone tried?
  • Everyone seems to be pretty up in arms about the...

    Everyone seems to be pretty up in arms about the stunlocking in Dark Souls 2 PVP.

    While I agree that it's a step down from Dark Souls 1 in many ways... Well... Does anybody remember the average...
  • Yeah. Get poise, buff weapon.

    Yeah. Get poise, buff weapon.
  • That's because nobody is invading as a red. It's...

    That's because nobody is invading as a red. It's simply too hard to get cracked red eye orbs. And if you do manage to invade, you have a good chance of getting ganked by a blue. And you can't use...
  • Dragon stones now actually give you some defense....

    Dragon stones now actually give you some defense. Still zero poise, though. It's like wearing light armor; they even have some weight.

    Black Dragon Greatsword has a really nice moveset. All wide,...
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