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  • How much you want to bet there are submarines...

    How much you want to bet there are submarines tailing those ships this very moment?
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    It's the other way around.

    It's the other way around.
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    LOTS of people will end up dead. It's Black...

    LOTS of people will end up dead. It's Black Friday.
  • You know, I might just see it now.

    You know, I might just see it now.
  • Mark Shuttleworth Declares Ubuntu Bug #1 Fixed

    [source]
    [the bug's page]
    [full closing comment]

    Everybody thank Google for the patch.
  • Children of Gastric Bypass Patients Receive Benefits Genetically

    [source]

    Yay, epigenetics! I always love it when something further muddies the line between nature and nurture.
  • Because the stuff it's spitting out doesn't move...

    Because the stuff it's spitting out doesn't move very far at all and it's sticky.
  • Yeah, they fucked it up.

    Yeah, they fucked it up.
  • I played that. It was a confusing blur of...

    I played that. It was a confusing blur of explosions that do no damage. My only effective weapon was a cannonball assault rifle. Its entire aesthetic is brown cartoony trash heaps with ridiculous...
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    Also, I'm pretty sure this is literally the same...

    Also, I'm pretty sure this is literally the same thing that they do in Star Trek. Like, they had consultants saying this was the most likely form of faster-than-light propulsion.
  • Above a certain size it does that.

    Above a certain size it does that.
  • Actually, I found that a tiny mosquito of a ship...

    Actually, I found that a tiny mosquito of a ship that maneuvers like mad does far better than a medium-large ship with better weapons as far as fighting pirates is concerned.
  • No, /giveid needs the number ID. /give uses the...

    No, /giveid needs the number ID. /give uses the name.
  • If you can save destroyed blocks, you should be...

    If you can save destroyed blocks, you should be able to replace them at shops or something. I would love to have a replace and repair button. But, you know, balance it somehow. You could make it...
  • There are far too many large numbers in this game...

    There are far too many large numbers in this game for them not to have number grouping. It is confusing as heck going over ship stats. Especially since the font is not monospaced for numbers.
  • Cloaking is hugely massively ridiculously...

    Cloaking is hugely massively ridiculously expensive.
  • So if you make a dock above a certain size, it...

    So if you make a dock above a certain size, it says it's blocked. Seems like a bug to me.
  • I made a (nowhere near actual size, as that would...

    I made a (nowhere near actual size, as that would be ridiculous) Vor'cha class Cruiser.

    Here you can see all of the weapons. Four cannons on one controller and four Bunker Buster missiles spread...
  • So I place a build block on an asteroid and it...

    So I place a build block on an asteroid and it says I can only enter a ship at this time. What am I doing wrong?
  • Seeing as how he went for the Borg aesthetic, my...

    Seeing as how he went for the Borg aesthetic, my money is on an auto-regeneration system.
  • Ooh, this looks fun.

    Ooh, this looks fun.
  • Did I read that right? Because this is what I...

    Did I read that right? Because this is what I got.

    "I support colonialism because we're so much better at committing genocide than the natives." - DainBramageStudios, 2013
  • Engineers make algorithm to search for good sites...

    Engineers make algorithm to search for good sites to study, which amounts to moving at an angle, rotating, and repeating. Engineers don't realize that it the angle is just right and you look back at...
  • Not enough foreverial.

    Not enough foreverial.
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    No ads and all of the apps have to be free. I...

    No ads and all of the apps have to be free. I definitely see the point behind not having advertisements but that last bit is a far more interesting choice to me. I'm guessing this means lots of...
  • No, it really couldn't. If you want an example...

    No, it really couldn't. If you want an example as to why not, look at literally anything else Google sells, including this very tablet I am using to post right now. As someone else pointed out just...
  • And now for this revelation to not phase the...

    And now for this revelation to not phase the general public whatsoever.
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    If it had ores it would be perfect. There should...

    If it had ores it would be perfect. There should be some famous caves, too. Like that one in Mexico that's full of house-sized quartz crystals and water.
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    Holy shit, that map is huge.

    Holy shit, that map is huge.
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    That's a really cool image (pun intended), but I...

    That's a really cool image (pun intended), but I feel that I should point out that this is two years old.
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    I called Rapture a few days ago. I even made a...

    I called Rapture a few days ago. I even made a lighthouse already in Single Player to figure out how to go about it. How about we work together on it?
  • Okay, good, I just wanted to make sure you...

    Okay, good, I just wanted to make sure you weren't saying that you did nothing wrong. I've heard people try to say that before and it's simply ridiculous. You seem to have your head on straight.
  • So you're saying that taking something from a...

    So you're saying that taking something from a store without paying isn't theft because you lied about it? This isn't the clerk happily handing you a free game. It's you using the key to the case as...
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    I didn't necessarily mean nothing that makes the...

    I didn't necessarily mean nothing that makes the game harder. I just said to include things that enhance the game. For example, all the farm thing did in the previous server was break the food...
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    Good Minecraft server operation ain't exactly...

    Good Minecraft server operation ain't exactly brain surgery. There are just a few cardinal rules.

    1) Always ban hackers and never ban for personal reasons (being an asshat may or may not be a...
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    I am SO making Rapture. Somebody else should do...

    I am SO making Rapture. Somebody else should do Columbia.
  • FYI, I made a thread on this quite a while ago....

    FYI, I made a thread on this quite a while ago.
    http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1242544
  • Probably the salaries and contracts to begin...

    Probably the salaries and contracts to begin working on this.
  • Federal law prevents a total ban, but this is the...

    Federal law prevents a total ban, but this is the next closest thing since it closes the only abortion clinic and places ridiculous restrictions.
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    It's called Gyo...

    It's called Gyo.

    25th March 2013

    Damn you, koeniginator!
  • Google's approach is a sleek device that...

    Google's approach is a sleek device that essentially places a single small screen in the corner of your vision and some convenient tools which hide when not in use.

    Sony's approach is a...
  • Yeah, and if you're suspicious of the back of...

    Yeah, and if you're suspicious of the back of every phone you see, that's ridiculous. People have their phones out all the time. How are you to know if they're reading something or recording video?...
  • It's an additional license on top of the...

    It's an additional license on top of the Windows/OSX one. The phone licenses cost $200.
  • Read the actual numbers. The list is sorted by...

    Read the actual numbers. The list is sorted by HDI, so the US is number three in that respect, but it is not for IHDI.
  • No, not really. The CDC reports 19% in the US. ...

    No, not really. The CDC reports 19% in the US. It also reported more than half of smokers tried to quit in 2010 (and I assume that continues annually). Tobacco is a strong force.
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    My first thought was this:...

    My first thought was this:
    http://www.ubuntu.com/static/u/img/ubuntu/whats-new-laptop.jpg
  • I didn't even bother trying to fight the bosses...

    I didn't even bother trying to fight the bosses fairly. I just carried an assload of grenades on my stealth character. They all died a few seconds into the fight.
  • Damn, this thing is up there with the...

    Damn, this thing is up there with the ghetto-rigged drawer slide and steak knife hidden blade on the bad ideas list. If you try to use that thing in real life, you'll stab yourself and catch fire...
  • This. SO MUCH this. Sure, there is waste in...

    This. SO MUCH this. Sure, there is waste in welfare, but every "solution" I have seen would massively ramp up the bureaucracy and cost the taxpayer a shitload of money for little to no gain. ...
  • Austerity really doesn't pay in the long term...

    Austerity really doesn't pay in the long term because it's not addressing the root cause of the problems. Investing in society and infrastructure is what gets you the real help down the line.
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