"The spice doth entice." - William Shatner

Nowhere

You'll just have to watch the video and pretend you're enjoying it.



PC Gamer will have to wait, I'm fully booked till next year.

IT'S FINALLY HERE
http://i.imgur.com/4dJdC4t.png
ACTUAL reviews of DotS:

- "I've never been more exited for anything in my life more than I am now for the undoubtedly excellent art-game:...

Just threw together a new trailer for the up-and-coming underdog of the next decade. I'll put up a download link to the game when I can be arsed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLuC-mE5eYM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvixV7H9Ig

Activision gonna be pissin' bricks when they see this money maker on the the market.

1700's would be awesome.

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Iberian Merchant Union

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The IMU has elected to side with its allies in the GEMA.

The IMU sends idle divisions north of the Iberian...

I don't know why it doesn't work... Anyhow my current username is: Muldoon

I've also never had a reason to check my pm's before. How exciting!

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Iberian Merchant Union

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The IMU claims more Moroccan territory and mobilises a division of African Guard to secure the territory.
...

Oh sorry Burgervich, didn't notice.

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Iberian Merchant Union

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The IMU formally offers the TDF the same trade agreement as their previous government accepted. To reiterate...

The IMU would like to make clear that - if accepted into the alliance - all available divisions of the IMU's land and naval forces would be able and willing in times of war.

The IMU has given the UGF's offer great consideration. The parliament has elected to accept the proposal (provided the other members share the notion). Queen Lisa de Bejja herself gave a statement...

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As the continental violence ecalates, many (once anti-union) townships and nation-states find themselves seeking protection and unity in the IMU; even the wealthy...

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The IMU formally requests that Scrinland abandon attempts to salvage their new-found North African states for fears that they will impede economic growth of the IMU....

Iberian Merchant Union Flag:
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RECENT EVENTS:
The rebels are beaten further inland. Several large states in the central regions have allowed the rebels to take...

Declare

9th November 2012

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Colonists arrive in the new colony. Willing natives are assimilated into the city and given citizenship.

The northern regions of...

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The IMU deploys troops into the areas effected by the civil war. Fighting alongside the unionist forces they secure lands in the north. However the southernmost lands...

Declare

Ignore my earlier declare, I'll sort it tomorrow.

Ah of course. I'll wait my turn like a good little boy.

Declare

Also, I've just noticed that you've used the wrong map. I'll fix it in my declare.

The IMU agrees to the proposed trade agreement.

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IMU withdraws all previous offers to Scrinland and poises it's navy and what minimal land forces it has just north-east of Iberia.

Slight infrastructural...

Only just saw it. Sorry old chap.

IMU will send what ground forces we can muster in return for a coastal region of your choosing in SW Ireland and whatever naval technology you can spare. We would also like to offer a mutual trade...

The point is that some of the smaller kingdoms around me are willingly joining the union for mutual benefit.



Also, it's not even as though I've taken that much land. I've only really taken...

Declare

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Several more nations willingly join the union, the eastern and central civil wars end in our favour. However the west coast's civil war has expanded across...

Declare

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Whilst several of nearby the southern city-states and kingdoms (including another small African merchant state) peacefully joined into the union; several of...

- Pictureless declare -

The IMU starts a large-scale pro-unionist propaganda campaign throughout neighbouring Iberian kingdoms and city-states.

- Current research/government projects -...

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Nation Name: Iberian Merchant Union
Population: 103,735,201
Government Type: Parliamentary Monarchy
Head of State: Queen Lisa de Bejja
Capital: Gibraltar...

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A cheeky screenshot of my game.

(I know it's fantastic so praise really isn't needed)

I'd like to enter this competition! My game shall be titled thusly: Defender of the Spice

Indeed!