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    Cologne?

    Cologne?
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    Then your German friend is a perfect example of...

    Then your German friend is a perfect example of people who are responsible for political wrongs, etc. I would hope to never see her behind any kind of desk. School desk is permissible.

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  • Kim Jong Un has a fat manchild baby, names it Kim...

    Kim Jong Un has a fat manchild baby, names it Kim Jong Dos (formally KJII), and its gravity is strong enough to fling shit at the moon.

    Million-and-two: check.
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    North Korean man-child gains weight

    North Korean man-child gains weight
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    http://s21.postimg.org/tcax66n6f/Full_Murican_Moon.png

    ..too soon?
  • Nobody owns shit. Go take, do, whatever. Just...

    Nobody owns shit. Go take, do, whatever.

    Just remember to not steal from, rape, anguish, kill, or otherwise harm your brother, OR PREPARE TO BE STRICKEN BY THE MIGHTY HAND OF GOD :v:

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  • No, I just looked at the link and took a wild...

    No, I just looked at the link and took a wild guess. Of course, I read it.

    9th May 2014

    I especially found the plot twist at the end to be the most entertaining.

    “Then the question is, ‘Can...
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    Sounds like somebody is poisoning him... 9th...

    Sounds like somebody is poisoning him...

    9th May 2014

    Except he's gaining weight. Derp.
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  • Gratos = damn fucking good headphones AKG = damn...

    Gratos = damn fucking good headphones
    AKG = damn fucking good headphones
    Sennheiser = damn fucking good headphones.

    I feel like I'm missing something. Ah, yes!

    Beats = shit on a stick for...
  • It must not be a full simulation. Otherwise,...

    It must not be a full simulation. Otherwise, information paradox.



    That article maybe disproves that our ancestors are running us as a simulation. Still, nothing disproves that we are being...
  • Oh fuck, my dad bought those despite me telling...

    Oh fuck, my dad bought those despite me telling him that its absolutely retarded-looking. Time to break the news :V:
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    Looks like Norton payed off wayy to many virus...

    Looks like Norton payed off wayy to many virus programmers, so they fell behind :v::v::v:

    9th May 2014

    That, or its arch-nemesis Kaspersky went shopping :v:
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    That's 2x the NOT LINUX for Garry :v:

    That's 2x the NOT LINUX for Garry :v:
  • UT3 version is called warfare. But yeah it's...

    UT3 version is called warfare. But yeah it's almost the same thing. Almost.
  • Die you go. Das you go. Den you go. Dem you...

    Die you go.
    Das you go.
    Den you go.
    Dem you go.
    Des you go.

    #ufkcnRekt2014

    9th May 2014
  • Completely free huh? Considering the fact that...

    Completely free huh? Considering the fact that things just got a whole lot less competitive, and a lot more 12 year old, I'm sticking to my 99 and 2k4 unless this one really blows me away. Like...
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    Deoxyrhinonuclear acid or some shit 9th May...

    Deoxyrhinonuclear acid or some shit

    9th May 2014

    is it... radioactive? dur durududuruuduh uuh HURRRRR

    9th May 2014

    All joking aside (everything I have written above), the only thing I...
  • The faggots in those countries' governments just...

    The faggots in those countries' governments just have god's complex and choose lash the fuck out of everything, terrorize, etc.
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    -snop-

    -snop-
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    Billshit. A punch card with a fortran program on...

    Billshit. A punch card with a fortran program on it can be alien genetics. Hell, my shit can be alien genetics. All of this, of course, provided that the hypothetical alien can store it within, read...
  • ECSTASYCOCAINE 9th May 2014 Ok, ecstasy...

    ECSTASYCOCAINE

    9th May 2014

    Ok, ecstasy might be the other way around
  • Fuck yeah! I always wanted something like this!

    Fuck yeah! I always wanted something like this!
  • Dear god tell me that woman isn't going to drive...

    Dear god tell me that woman isn't going to drive the shuttle!!
  • Where Turkey is now, a lot of religions and...

    Where Turkey is now, a lot of religions and cultures came and went. Hell, Istanbul used to be called "Constantinople" and I believe the majority were Orthodox Christian.

    30th April 2014

    Islam...
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    Very seldom do I wait the two hours.

    Very seldom do I wait the two hours.
  • Yes, if Russia and the States don't pull...

    Yes, if Russia and the States don't pull together, the only thing we will colonize in the next 1000 years is our asshair crabs.

    30th April 2014

    ASSHAIR CRABS DEPLOY
  • I can just picture half of the astronauts eating...

    I can just picture half of the astronauts eating their food, and the other half looking hungrily from the other side of some shitline they drew half-way down the ISS.

    "See, man. Your country is an...
  • No matter how far you are from the earth, you...

    No matter how far you are from the earth, you will always return to it eventually. The key is to accelerate once in space...

    On topic, didn't Russia already call dibs on its own parts of the ISS...
  • Actually yeah, I forgot that the heat comes from...

    Actually yeah, I forgot that the heat comes from resistance. It's not a side factor derp...
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    Left 4 Dead: Blood Dragon :v:

    Left 4 Dead: Blood Dragon :v:
  • I heard that you make it by enriching uranium and...

    I heard that you make it by enriching uranium and plutonium, no?
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    Fuuuck...

    Fuuuck...
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    Well let me answer these with a question of my...

    Well let me answer these with a question of my own: is killing/stabbing the only thing knives are meant for?

    30th April 2014

    Here's a hint: if you guys answer yes, let's just say that I will be...
  • Voltage or current don't mean shit. It's the...

    Voltage or current don't mean shit. It's the voltage times current that you need. :eng101:

    30th April 2014

    V * I = P by the way. P stands for POWER. Power is how much energy per [timespan] is...
  • It's not illegal, because it's for science, guys....

    It's not illegal, because it's for science, guys. Gawhhd.
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    What if you don't stab anyone/intend on doing so?

    What if you don't stab anyone/intend on doing so?
  • Pretty cool. Of course, solar is still a bit too...

    Pretty cool. Of course, solar is still a bit too dirty in terms of the waste. Still better than burning coal, though. I can't wait to see what our friends at ITER will show us in the next decades.
  • Gaybows all around. Please don't ban me, though,...

    Gaybows all around. Please don't ban me, though, I have an opinion:

    Are gender roles just a cultural phenomena nowdays? No. They are physical phenomena. A man cannot nurture a child as well as a...
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    My mom once told me of her nurse friend who dealt...

    My mom once told me of her nurse friend who dealt with suicide patients. Let's just say she was hard edge. One of them overdosed on some drug/poison but survived. She just gave him a stern look and...
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    I am against GMOs because they tamper with...

    I am against GMOs because they tamper with naturally selected DNA. Our biosphere is unstable as fuck already. Okay, maybe GMOs don't cause cancer. So what, they can still wipe out entire species,...
  • Sometimes this logic soothes me. I just wish that...

    Sometimes this logic soothes me. I just wish that it was always the case :(
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    Nope, I brought a knife to middle school one...

    Nope, I brought a knife to middle school one time. I was actually 11 at the time too, heh. It wasn't a hunting knife or anything, more of a utility knife. I never even thought of stabbing...
  • The Japanese government

    The Japanese government
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    I wish I could rate you 500x agrees. It's the...

    I wish I could rate you 500x agrees. It's the shittiest trend of them all. So you're saying that the new update will force tabs on top? What kind of faggotry...
  • Religion doesn't sit well with me, just god. But...

    Religion doesn't sit well with me, just god. But even I wouldn't destroy other people's place of worship and reflection.
    Unless its proven to be malignant, wrong and abusive, I guess. I doubt that...
  • Up to them. I heard that some security are nice...

    Up to them. I heard that some security are nice enough that if you tell them a security joke, kinda like "want to see my gun?", they would ask you first:
    "Sir, do you wish to retract that...
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    Ammunition? Those are shell casings wtf. Pic not...

    Ammunition? Those are shell casings wtf.
    Pic not related.
  • Women have mothers' instincts?

    Women have mothers' instincts?
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    http://s28.postimg.org/zd5uizx8d/hahawtf.jpg Lel...

    http://s28.postimg.org/zd5uizx8d/hahawtf.jpg
    Lel that's a cool one.

    30th April 2014

    The title is also funny. So I can browse while I browse while I browse?
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