I just want to make this clear, it's my friend which carrot is stuck in his ass. Not mine.
My friend just wanted to try what would happen if he had a carrot stuck up in his ass, nothing strange with that right? But when he bended it to a certain angle, the bottom of the carrot broke, and was left stuck in the asshole and won't get out! I've tried pushing it out and shitting it out, but it seems stuck. I've even tried putting in my fingers and getting it out but it resulted in the carrot getting even deeper in.
I am scared shitless guys, and I am starting to bleed a little from my ass. My mother is calling the doctor as we speak, but I though that I could get some help from you guys before I go there.
WHAT SHOULD I DO!
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