1. Post #1
    Cirtaboyz's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,395 Posts
    I just want to make this clear, it's my friend which carrot is stuck in his ass. Not mine.

    My friend just wanted to try what would happen if he had a carrot stuck up in his ass, nothing strange with that right? But when he bended it to a certain angle, the bottom of the carrot broke, and was left stuck in the asshole and won't get out! I've tried pushing it out and shitting it out, but it seems stuck. I've even tried putting in my fingers and getting it out but it resulted in the carrot getting even deeper in.

    I am scared shitless guys, and I am starting to bleed a little from my ass. My mother is calling the doctor as we speak, but I though that I could get some help from you guys before I go there.

    WHAT SHOULD I DO!



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  2. Post #2
    AteBitLord's Avatar
    May 2009
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    Parody Thread.
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  3. Post #3
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    Dennab
    September 2007
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    ms paint picture thread, how original.
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  4. Post #4
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    Thor667's Avatar
    July 2007
    2,310 Posts
    Make a thread.
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  5. Post #5
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    Smasher 006's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Don't sit down.
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    Goose's Avatar
    March 2010
    427 Posts
    use something sturdier next time
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    FoxMeister's Avatar
    April 2008
    15,184 Posts
    Get a pet rabbit.
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  8. Post #8
    Leviathanos's Avatar
    January 2010
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    Only in General Discussion.
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    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
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    BrQ
    Test victim #2
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    June 2008
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    those threads are starting to get unfunny
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  11. Post #11
    goatse
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    January 2006
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    Little carrots make me gay
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  12. Post #12
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    July 2008
    10,831 Posts
    I just want to make this clear, it's my friend which carrot is stuck in his ass. Not mine.

    I am scared shitless guys, and I am starting to bleed a little from my ass.
    Well done :golfclap:
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  13. Post #13
    You're going to die, just like the cucumber guy.
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  14. Post #14
    Cirtaboyz's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,395 Posts
    Don't sit down.
    Won't make a difference, it's so long up that you can't even see it anymore.
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  15. Post #15
    Git
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    May 2006
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    Wedge it in further, with your forehead.
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  16. Post #16
    MasterDragon
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    May 2009
    6,649 Posts
    Don't have sex with any more vegetables.

    Tell your friend to try celery or cucumbers if he is so desperate.
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    siberpredaht's Avatar
    July 2006
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    call palahniuk to write a short story about it
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  18. Post #18
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    tomatmann's Avatar
    August 2005
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    Use a buttplug
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    June 2010
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    Lol
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    March 2006
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    Bullshit.
    An anus can stretch far more than 2 fingers + carrot.

    I've seen it on internet.
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  21. Post #21
    Have a horse or rabbit eat it out of your asshole.
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  22. Post #22
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    May 2008
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    Hot :q:
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    July 2008
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    Are you sewious!?
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    September 2007
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    Call this guy
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  25. Post #25
    Daemon's Avatar
    February 2010
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    First of all, you make it clear that it is your friend who has a carrot stuck in his arse, then you say your scared shitless because your arse is bleeding randomly. Not only that but you don't know what type of carrot is up it apparently.
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    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
    Dennab
    November 2007
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    shove another one in

    while youre at it just shove a fully grown zucchini in there too
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    July 2006
    767 Posts
    shove another one in

    while youre at it just shove a fully grown zucchini in there too
    This guy seems to have the right idea.
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  28. Post #28
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    April 2007
    2,849 Posts
    Squat over a rabbit burrow
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    Dr. Fishtastic's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,928 Posts
    Masturbate in a swimming pool and get your innards sucked out
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    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,238 Posts
    Are you by any chance member of the swedish site Flashback?
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  31. Post #31
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    November 2008
    474 Posts
    Eat it.
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