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 23rd June 2008 Last edited by postal; 8th September 2009 at 08:40PM..
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Found one in my pool. It's always so hard moving one of these. Should the mother spider feel threatened it will put out a signal that tells all the baby spiders to jump off and run away. So yeah, moving one of these isn't easy.



Extra large picture. You can see all their legs aaahhh





Found a second one today:





EDIT:

These pictures suck and most of them don't even load, but for some reason tons of people are reading this. So here's the new ones



One of them popped off and went and sat on her face for a bit

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 23rd June 2008
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 23rd June 2008
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I concur with booberslug.
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 23rd June 2008
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That's pretty sweet. About how big is it?
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What do the spiders do whilst clinging to her? Is it just for a lift/protection or does she secrete something...
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 23rd June 2008
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GotBeer? posted:
That's pretty sweet. About how big is it?
They can get to be about 8 CM long, tops.

Edit:

mr.Icebucket posted:
What do the spiders do whilst clinging to her? Is it just for a lift/protection or does she secrete something...
Just lift/protection.
 Post #9
 23rd June 2008
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I heard those things can take down a 250 Pound guy in one bite.

You get all the awesome critters, i get angry squirrels.
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 23rd June 2008
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Hurr, that's scary.The Mist-scary
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 23rd June 2008
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Are Wolf Spiders venomous or not? I'm pretty sure they are but I'm not 100% sure.
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Itachi_Crow posted:
Are Wolf Spiders venomous or not? I'm pretty sure they are but I'm not 100% sure.
I've been bitten by a wolf spider once before when trying to get it out of my pool's filter. It's just a pinch, nothing more.
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Oh ok, that's good to know.

You must have one hell of a nice camera to manage that second shot.
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 23rd June 2008
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Spiders are fascinating creatures.

What annoys me is when people say 'who would win a spider (tarantula) or a scorpion', or in some cases, video spiders fighting other animals.

The reality is that spiders were designed for stealth hunting and not merely pulling prey to pieces on the spot. Sure spiders are tough, and in some cases may well win against other creatures in a straight up fight, but different animals were built for different purposes of hunting, and thus it's stupid to really pit them against eachother if one surpasses the other in the circumstance. (i.e. the scorpion is designed to grab prey and sting it, not stealthily attack/ensnare them with a set up trap like a spider)
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 23rd June 2008
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 Post #17
 23rd June 2008
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Postal, are you sure you live in The Everglades and not an insect/snake reservation in The Everglades?

When I go there all I see are tiny brown lizards.
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 23rd June 2008
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 Post #19
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Don't baby spiders eat the mother after birth?

Or is that only in certain species?
 Post #20
 23rd June 2008
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Do these sort of things ever make into your house?


oh yeah HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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 23rd June 2008
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Dacheet posted:
Postal, are you sure you live in The Everglades and not an insect/snake reservation in The Everglades?

When I go there all I see are tiny brown lizards.
You don't look hard enough.

I live in Mississippi and I chop up like hundreds of those per day with a weed eater. ( Not purposely, I just weed eat for my uncle in his orchard. )

I saw a praying mantis today and tried to catch it, but it was too fast and I found out they can jump very well!
 Post #22
 23rd June 2008
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How can you sleep at night?
I'm asking this seriously, not a shitty joke-post.
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Dragon posted:
Do these sort of things ever make into your house?


oh yeah HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I have at least two wolf spiders that live in my house. They take care of all the beetles and such that make it inside, so I leave them be.

Edit:

salty peanut posted:
Don't baby spiders eat the mother after birth?

Or is that only in certain species?
Yeah not this species.
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 23rd June 2008
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AlexDeviant posted:
How can you sleep at night?
I'm asking this seriously, not a shitty joke-post.

They're harmless to my understanding and I have never seen them inside of homes.

Edit:

postal posted:
I have at least two wolf spiders that live in my house. They take care of all the beetles and such that make it inside, so I leave them be.
Edit:

Nevermind..
 Post #25
 23rd June 2008
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DON'T YOU EVER ORGANIZE A POOL PARTY

EVER
 Post #26
 23rd June 2008
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Holy shit that's kinda scary..
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 23rd June 2008
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holy fucking... shit?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

this isn't getting old that really is fucking crazy
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 24th June 2008
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:uhoh:

SHIT, RUN.
 Post #30
 24th June 2008
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And again.
I'm really never scared of any little insects/spiders etc, still not 'scared' of this, but it is pretty unnerving seeing all these tiny animals in one place.

Even so, they're fucking awesome.
 Post #31
 24th June 2008
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Awwww, that's so cute! :D

Very cool photo, great details and all.
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 24th June 2008
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!LORD M! posted:
Awwww, that's so cute! :D

Very cool photo, great details and all.
What the FUCK man it's coming at you like a billion miles an hour and you say it's cute. Whenever you crawl into bed at night imagine 33 of them in there with you!
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 24th June 2008
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What the FUCK man it's coming at you like a billion miles an hour and you say it's cute. Whenever you crawl into bed at night imagine 33 of them in there with you!
That sounds very cute too. I want to hug them.
 Post #34
 24th June 2008
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!LORD M! posted:
That sounds very cute too. I want to hug them.
They are all crawling up your leg as you slide into bed. You hear the sound or 27 more come into your room....Blackout
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 24th June 2008
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Mothership-spider


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 24th June 2008
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

My legs feel wierd now.
 Post #37
 24th June 2008
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that's so fucking disgusting.
but coool
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Doesn't the babies eat their mother when they're ready to go out in the world?

At least some spiders do.
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 24th June 2008
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looks like it's gettin ready to SPAAACE JAAAM
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God damn.
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 24th June 2008
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That is the most fucking awesome thing I have ever seen!
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Put it into the water
 Post #43
 24th June 2008
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I'd freak the hell out if I saw one of those in/around my house.

Afterward I'd nuke it from orbit.
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You get all the awesome critters, i get angry squirrels.
I lol'd.
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I hate myself, I know stuff like this will creep me out but I always look.

Goddammit.
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Good that my spider phobia is almost gone

if not I would have
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So many legs...

:uhoh:

Not a fan of big scary spiders.

I do have to say tarantula's are kind of cute though. I would feel disgusted to squish a really big spider. I would rather run away (even though I know it's harmless)
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jeez Postal you live on a farm or something :uhoh:
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HOLY FUCKING... COMBO BREAKER!
Wild-looking thing. Freaky too.
 Post #51
 24th June 2008
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What country are you in? I'm from the UK and we don't get anything like that here!

EDIT: I would add to the combo, but last time I did that in a post i got slightly owned
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 24th June 2008
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Where the hell do you live?
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 24th June 2008
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Oh my fuck.
I am an arachnophoboic by the way.
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 25th June 2008
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Edit:

Rusty100 posted:
looks like it's gettin ready to SPAAACE JAAAM
What does Charles Barkley have to do with this lol.
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 25th June 2008
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Itachi_Crow posted:
Are Wolf Spiders venomous or not? I'm pretty sure they are but I'm not 100% sure.

HOLY SHIT I HATE SPIDERS!


All spiders are venomous by the way.
 Post #56
 25th June 2008
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I'm getting chills just looking at this shit.

I once had one of those spider things fall from a tree onto me, i think i cried for a week.
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 25th June 2008
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HOLY SUCKING FHIT
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Postal is secretly raising an army of spiders, with which he will use to dominate the planet.
 Post #59
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Am I a bad person for finding it just a little bit cute?
 Post #60
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Amazing, just amazing.
The one I found was a male then, or it had no babies.
I'm trying to find some cool spiders but I just find small ones that I can't figure out the species of.
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Postal, were you ever scared of spiders? Have you always liked them so much?
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Makes me want to puke but still awesome.

Edit:



OHAI
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postal posted:
I have at least two wolf spiders that live in my house. They take care of all the beetles and such that make it inside, so I leave them be.
Just wait till the day where those 2 spiders feel like having babies. Your house will be overrun :wooow:
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 25th June 2008
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I bet i was the first one who :vomit:
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I didn't throw up but I'm youknow, I feel unnerved by lice and mites and all little things that live everywhere. Well, most animals, dogs, mice, rats, hamsters, everything is scary sometime. So This is actually quite not-very-nice for me to see, but I'm feeling surprisingly non-scared right now. Might be that they snuggle so nicely.
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That's just fucking cool.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD?!?!



Dude, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE!
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chills2 posted:
Where the hell do you live?
He lives in the Everglades

If you've never taken Geography before, then that means he lives in Southern Florida
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WHAT THE HELL.
HOLY SHIT.
I came.
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beatzdawg posted:
Makes me want to puke but still awesome.

Edit:



OHAI

AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!
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Imagine how two would crawl into your ear and have sex there. POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
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Postal, ever thought of moving a bit away from the jungle areas at the equator ?
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HOLY SHITTING FUCK!
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postal posted:

Haha now I remember what this pic reminds me of

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This is so cool! I'd like to have one like this with all the little babies!
But instead of buying a spider, i bought a snake that lives in water, so in my pool, there's a snake, not a spider :P
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The_Shadow7 posted:
Postal, ever thought of moving a bit away from the jungle areas at the equator ?
Florida is nowhere near the equator...
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 25th June 2008
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I've been fucking freaked out of spiders ever since I saw a movie when I was four about a huge infestation of spiders that killed everyone living in this one house. they came from everywhere... the shower head, the sink, the walls. *shudder*

Edit:

Oh, and when I lived in Alabama for a while, we had a sliding glass door to the back yard, and black widow lived right in the space the door slid into, so we couldn't use it, and it freaked me out knowing we had a huge spider just sitting right there all the time.

I find them fascinating, and creepy at the same times. I have tons of stories.
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Jaanus posted:
:uhoh:

SHIT, RUN.
Oh my god, it's a non-banned moderator!



The_Shadow7 posted:
Postal, ever thought of moving a bit away from the jungle areas at the equator ?
They live in almost every region of the world. I get them too up in west coast Canadianland.
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 30th June 2008
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POSTAL! RUN BEFORE THEY MUTATE AND EAT YOU WHOLE :uhoh:
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 30th June 2008
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I found a second one in my pool a few days later, and another one that was fucking half the size of the one in the OP carrying around it's egg sac. Was rad.
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