it will end when my game will work so you better PRAY that it will work after this reinstall...

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as a matter of fact, it is...

The new guy will kill us. :(

oh nooo..... i will EAT YOU ALIVE!!! >:O

Duty for the win :3 Freedom always remind me of hippies, must be the green and the name

INTERMISSION!

View YouTUBE video http://youtube.com/watch?v=xg5-mQbPk0I

(Old OLD video, you may remember it some of you, I do, fucking epic memories when they game wasn't patched.)

I cut of j00 fingars.

Consider yourself lucky... the game works now and so are my old saves.... for now >:|

LOOOOOL this video is so epic! reminds me of the good old buggy times :) i always wondered how the fuck those stalkers always died or even got into those barrels...

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*Chews off an ear of some freedomer*

Oh god dammnit dogs can go do hell in Oblivon lost supermod.
I go to get the perfect suit and in the cave i find 3 fucking PSY PESUDODOGS AARRGH.
I ended getting buttraped while stuck in a corner

OH wait it's coming back to me, yes could it be... Could it possibly be... Yes it has to be that way... "So i was trying to check out the DUTY trader in bar (via roofs) and couldn't get out of there via the pipes so i tried to sneak out... Then i was saving like a madman in case i would fuck up something and ones i died and reloaded everybody left the duty base and i ran out and to the bar where i saved and quited. But now most of loners against me, why not duty... Shit's geting annoying, trying to download oblivion lost again tomorrow.

Does stalker take advantage of SLI setups?

i have no idea. Hmmm, do you know wheres that guy named mitay or metay or however he's called? i heard that theres a quest with him, i need to help him or something... its in CoP btw...

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CoP is awesome! it no longer takes 5 headshots to kill a bandit! :D

Problem, Stalker?

Cop is awesome despite lack of english in key plot parts. Though a new english translation is out and a group is out now forming the mix of english gun/dialogue/scripts into one good translation mod.

oh my... Hmm...

Have anyone of you actualy stopped and listened to those jokes the stalkers tell? im not sure, maybe its just me but they arent that funny to be honest... not funny enough to make the other stalkers laugh like that...

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That is, if anyone of you understands russian to begin with...

The side padding fell off my mouse while watching that video and made a "WHOMP" sound.

I don't, so give me a shitty joke they tell.

Get the fuck out of here stalker.

Is there any good mods for CoP out there? Other than translations I mean.
I'm screencapping that ^

May i ask what is CoP because i have been out for the Stalker loop for a while.

Call of Pripyat, a new Stalker game. Released in Russia and.. that general area. Out in ze west in Q1 2010.
Watch out for spoilers. They're everywhere.

Well, i havent seen any, and i didnt actualy look for some :)

Well, i must say that the jokes at CoP are MUCH better then those that were in SoC... some of them are actualy funny and made me lol! here ill tell you one, though its not an accurate translation and i dont know how to translate some words so ill replace them with something fitting.

'A bloodsucker sits in a near an old abandoned house, chillin out. Then out of the house comes out a little bloodsucker.

"Daddy, Daddy! Show me some stalkers! please!"

The older bloodsucker gets up and goes into the house, coming back with a pair of human skulls, one at each of his hands and he begins to move the jaws, like in a puppet show and talked.

"Hey Petrovich, do you think there are bloodsuckers here?" Asked the right skull with a high, scared voice.

"Bloodsuckers?" Said the left one with a low bass voice. "Stop shittin around, there are no bloodsuckers here!"

This is my favorite so far, havent heard all of them, here is another one which is more common but its a nice one:

What type of music is CoP's outro, what genre (if any) or what blend. It gives that epic feeling.

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Where is the other joke?

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Also i saw some vids abaut a year ago for stalker coop does such a thing exist anymore?

Some stalker hidden his stuff in a stash on a tree. Out in the night he came out to check on his belongings and there he sees someone up on the tree. He quickly runs up to the figure and grabs the guy between the legs and tightened his grip.

"Who are you? Which faction?" He asked him threatingly and pressed harder. No response.

"Nothing to say? C'mon answer me!" He almost yelled and pressed even harder. no response came from the guy.

"I told to to say something! who the fuck are you!?" He yelled and pressed so hard that he almost wet his hand.

"Im a controller..." the one on the tree said with a high pitched weak whisper.

"A controller? Why didnt you say anything? asked the stalker.

"Im supposed to be mute..."


Yeah, not so funny but its better then those in SoC... trust me on that.

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Here the other joke :)

I've seen those videos as well. The guy who made them was a jackass though and refused to give any information about it.

Having just listened to it now- it's soundtrack (obviously) but has electronic elements, reminded me a lot of Armed Assault's music.

CoP's outro? its a nice guitar music, i liked it very much :P

I think CoP has co-op. Doesn't it?

Unfortunately, no :( though it wouldve been epic if it had... and everyone here wouldve played CoP by now. :)

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What do you think about the jokes? :D

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The best one from SoC: just copied it from some website but i remember that one from SoC and i was too lazy to translate xD

So this one STALKER is walking around the zone and he gets lost. After walking around for a while he sees another guy hanging out by himself. Well the STALKER calls out to him and they meet up and the STALKER asks him if he knows the area. The guy shrugs and says he does and offers to help the STALKER find his way around.

So they're walking together and the STALKER remarks, "Boy you must really know every bush and tree 'round here, to be walking around unarmed like you do. Arent you afraid?"

The man sniffles his nose, adjusts his jeans and says "Yeah, but what's there to really be afraid of around here?"

"How can you say that?" asks the STALKER, "I mean you got zombies.... and monsters, and controllers, geez."

The man nods a couple times before responding, "Well, you do have a point, I mean zombies are pretty annoying. And yeah, those mutants, but us man, the Controllers, man, whats there to really be afraid of eh?"

Also i discovered the fun of only going thru the game whit starting stuff.
In oblivon lost

That's from a Far Side comic.

Eh I tried to install CoP and failed. Anyone mind pm'ing a good link to it?

Also what does everone think is better LURK or Oblivion lost supermod 2.4?

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Did everyone dissapear do play the L4D2 pc demo now?

I had to sketch this immediately

Aww :3.

Nah, It's not cute enough.
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2314/892bfb6b613505f448ef1cd.jpg

Ewww, horrible choice of weapon there. D:
But I do like the fact that there's cloth tied around the bolt..Just like Roadside Picnic.

that is indeed very