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Post #1
2 Weeks Ago
Sonic Cow
August 2009
77 Posts
WE CAN DO THIS!
I got the first five:
1. get out of the tree
2. stand tall
3. grow a big brain
4. scratch vigorously
5. shed
post all of the steps that you need to do to become human
(User was banned for this post ("This is not a thread for General Discussion" - verynicelady))
Post #2
2 Weeks Ago
Mr. Someguy
March 2006
12,363 Posts
6. Masturbate.
Post #3
2 Weeks Ago
fille87
October 2008
7,994 Posts
How could you be reading this thread if you weren't human?
Post #4
2 Weeks Ago
Pigeon87
October 2009
754 Posts
wat
Post #5
2 Weeks Ago
Dan2593
July 2008
3,313 Posts
None of these
Post #6
2 Weeks Ago
Wootman
December 2008
3,173 Posts
7. Don't be a furry.
Post #7
2 Weeks Ago
Pigeon87
October 2009
754 Posts
Rename this "The Furries Guide On How To Become Human"
Post #8
2 Weeks Ago
CaptainSnake
February 2006
1,051 Posts
8. Post on forums
Post #9
2 Weeks Ago Last edited by The mouse; 2 Weeks Ago at
09:22PM
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The mouse
March 2009
1,424 Posts
9.Love the opposite sex, Technically I'm right, btw I'm not a homophobe
Post #10
2 Weeks Ago
zeroth
August 2006
292 Posts
9. rinse and repeat
Post #11
2 Weeks Ago
Hmn30
December 2008
1,425 Posts
what the fuck?
Post #12
2 Weeks Ago
Kids4Sale
October 2007
250 Posts
8. Learn to count
Post #13
2 Weeks Ago
Pigeon87
October 2009
754 Posts
10: Irony.
Post #14
2 Weeks Ago
Canuhearme?
April 2008
10,562 Posts
This thread is never going to work.
Post #15
2 Weeks Ago
Daolpu
Gold Member
March 2007
5,421 Posts
Step one: Fertilization
Step two: Travel through the fallopian tube and mount on the uterus wall.
Step three: Cell Replication
Step four: Cell Replication
Step five: Cell Replication
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Step 5,999,999: Cell Replication
Step 6,000,000: Birth
Post #16
2 Weeks Ago
Pigeon87
October 2009
754 Posts
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