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 Post #81
 7th November 2009
Limerick's Avatar
May 2009
1,686 Posts
Thread should be ddt'd.

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 Post #82
 7th November 2009
Gold Member
Dennab
August 2006
3,411 Posts
Unless it happens again, you don't NEED to go to the doctor, you should be fine, especially if your sure its from taking a shit and not from deep internal bleeding. Just don't get constipated and it will heal.
 Post #83
 7th November 2009 Last edited by bearwolf; 7th November 2009 at 03:06PM..
bearwolf's Avatar
November 2007
105 Posts
I read the title as i have an anal fetish ... i was dissatisfied when i started reading.
 Post #84
 7th November 2009
hatman123's Avatar
August 2005
336 Posts
Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.
What?
I shit at least twice a day.
 Post #85
 7th November 2009
Dennab
January 2009
5,123 Posts
Run to your parents and yell

MY ANUS RIPPED OPEN

Hilarity ensures.





And no, it's not dangerous. It will heal over time. I vent through it as a small kid.





Without the yelling part.
 Post #86
 7th November 2009
blocking google ads so I don't get a virus
Dennab
July 2007
19,413 Posts
I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16.
Congratulations, you have lapped most of facepunch
 Post #87
 7th November 2009
Dennab
April 2009
904 Posts
Ooh, ooh! I have one of those too! Had it for years now, and it still won't fucking heal up. Every time I shit, it feels like someones cutting my anal ring with a knife then dousing it with lemon juice. I tried laxatives and cream, then it went away for a while, but then I got really constipated and had a fist of a shit, and then I was back to square one.
 Post #88
 7th November 2009
Simpleboo's Avatar
April 2008
169 Posts
Eat lots of wheatgrass.
 Post #89
 7th November 2009
DrLuke's Avatar
February 2009
3,337 Posts
Go to doctor. If some shit gets contact with your blood, you might get bacteria-posioning.
 Post #90
 7th November 2009
Dennab
April 2007
735 Posts
Oh god, I can't imagine not eating for a week without some little snack.
When your ass hurts so much you want to cry and almost pass you from the pain, you don't want to eat anymore.
 Post #91
 7th November 2009
Arts Moderator
Perfumly's Avatar
June 2009
9,212 Posts
virgin at 14? you need to get out more.
Wat.
I lost mine at 15, and that's still really early.
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