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 Post #81
 1 Week Ago
Limerick's Avatar
May 2009
1,319 Posts
Thread should be ddt'd.

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 Post #82
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rathat48's Avatar
August 2006
719 Posts
Unless it happens again, you don't NEED to go to the doctor, you should be fine, especially if your sure its from taking a shit and not from deep internal bleeding. Just don't get constipated and it will heal.
 Post #83
 1 Week Ago Last edited by bearwolf; 1 Week Ago at 04:06PM..
bearwolf's Avatar
November 2007
102 Posts
I read the title as i have an anal fetish ... i was dissatisfied when i started reading.
 Post #84
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hatman123's Avatar
August 2005
298 Posts
Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.
What?
I shit at least twice a day.
 Post #85
 1 Week Ago
Awesomecaek's Avatar
January 2009
2,293 Posts
Run to your parents and yell

MY ANUS RIPPED OPEN

Hilarity ensures.





And no, it's not dangerous. It will heal over time. I vent through it as a small kid.





Without the yelling part.
 Post #86
 1 Week Ago
Zeke129's Avatar
July 2007
9,348 Posts
I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16.
Congratulations, you have lapped most of facepunch
 Post #87
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PQNY's Avatar
April 2009
794 Posts
Ooh, ooh! I have one of those too! Had it for years now, and it still won't fucking heal up. Every time I shit, it feels like someones cutting my anal ring with a knife then dousing it with lemon juice. I tried laxatives and cream, then it went away for a while, but then I got really constipated and had a fist of a shit, and then I was back to square one.
 Post #88
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Simpleboo's Avatar
April 2008
93 Posts
Eat lots of wheatgrass.
 Post #89
 1 Week Ago
DrLuke's Avatar
February 2009
1,254 Posts
Go to doctor. If some shit gets contact with your blood, you might get bacteria-posioning.
 Post #90
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skylortrexle's Avatar
April 2007
623 Posts
Oh god, I can't imagine not eating for a week without some little snack.
When your ass hurts so much you want to cry and almost pass you from the pain, you don't want to eat anymore.
 Post #91
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Perfumly's Avatar
June 2009
3,742 Posts
virgin at 14? you need to get out more.
Wat.
I lost mine at 15, and that's still really early.
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