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 Post #1
 23rd December 2007
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Near Elite's Avatar
December 2005
7,928 Posts
About life:
Christmas really is stressy. So many comics I have not done! Even my "funny" comics are delayed nowadays.

You see, there have been a lot of tests recently in High School, and when I DO have some free time, it ends up with me starting up Team Fortress 2. More and more friends are calling me an "addict".

About Comic:
This is a new comic series about the life of Dr. Krankenhalt, an elitist medic who accidentally got into the mad battles of TF2 instead of the hospital in Krankfurt.
The prologue is not the best. The rest of his comic will follow Krankenhalt, doing everything to make his team a LITTLE better. It seems hopeless.

If you have some funny ideas, you're welcome to share them!



On a side note:
The account "Near Elite" is most likely 2 years old by now. (And I've NEVER created a side account) :4chan:
 Post #2
 23rd December 2007
Pac_187's Avatar
November 2005
416 Posts
Very nice!

I mostly like the face of the soldier when he gets hit by the knife :D

EDIT:

Congratulations to your 2 year Account ;)
 Post #3
 23rd December 2007
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Striker89's Avatar
October 2005
2,539 Posts
Wow, fantastic job Near. If only my editing was this good :(
 Post #4
 23rd December 2007
Taggart25's Avatar
January 2005
756 Posts
Funny shit as usual, Near. Keep it up =D
 Post #5
 23rd December 2007
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archie200034's Avatar
March 2006
4,174 Posts
Hohmf fmah fgadh
Oh my god?
 Post #6
 23rd December 2007
Dtmech alt's Avatar
November 2007
21 Posts
Hahaha i like it. Gold star for you.
 Post #7
 23rd December 2007
snapleaple's Avatar
May 2005
1,382 Posts
That's a kickin mustache.
 Post #8
 23rd December 2007
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Mosquito's Avatar
June 2006
3,522 Posts
Near elitö, Zis is anozer Mastér piece!

yes. :4chan:




[spoiler]TF2 addict.[/spoiler]
 Post #9
 23rd December 2007
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Gogi's Avatar
August 2005
6,825 Posts
Awesome! :D
 Post #10
 23rd December 2007
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September 2007
1,943 Posts
All of Krankenhalt's "W"s should be Vs.
 Post #11
 23rd December 2007
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Batemo's Avatar
August 2006
2,080 Posts
That was awesome.
 Post #12
 23rd December 2007
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MADmarine's Avatar
July 2006
4,466 Posts
Great job as usual :D
 Post #13
 23rd December 2007
HazLife's Avatar
December 2007
116 Posts
Hilarious, loved the expressions!

Just what I'd expect from Near!
 Post #14
 23rd December 2007
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DragonGenX's Avatar
April 2007
3,135 Posts
Purple medic.. IDEA!

Great comic.
 Post #15
 23rd December 2007
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surfur's Avatar
March 2007
2,554 Posts
that was great! I lol'd
 Post #16
 23rd December 2007
Yolk's Avatar
October 2006
1,369 Posts
Finally, a TF2 comic that isn't about sex
good work
 Post #17
 23rd December 2007
HeartAttack's Avatar
January 2007
823 Posts
Great comic, but the German was totally horrible. If you ever plan to do s.t. like this again, ask me for the fucking German! I promise I can give you a better result, it's my native language!
 Post #18
 23rd December 2007
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August 2006
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HeartAttack posted:
Great comic, but the German was totally horrible. If you ever plan to do s.t. like this again, ask me for the fucking German! I promise I can give you a better result, it's my native language!
Near Elite is Swedish...

Anyways, I liked the comic, it had it's moments. And congrats on 2 years.
 Post #19
 23rd December 2007
BlackJack0's Avatar
August 2007
517 Posts
that was awesome.
Great job! :excited:
 Post #20
 23rd December 2007
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slamex's Avatar
March 2005
2,657 Posts
No love for my almost 3 years on facepunch?

Nice comic man, wasn't amazing, but still a good read.
 Post #21
 23rd December 2007
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August 2006
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HeartAttack posted:
Great comic, but the German was totally horrible. If you ever plan to do s.t. like this again, ask me for the fucking German! I promise I can give you a better result, it's my native language!
His German wasn't that bad...except one or two little errors.
Especially when put into such a strange context within english phrases.

Anyway, zis is a väry gut comic! Take zis winner!
 Post #22
 23rd December 2007
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Near Elite's Avatar
December 2005
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HeartAttack posted:
Great comic, but the German was totally horrible. If you ever plan to do s.t. like this again, ask me for the fucking German! I promise I can give you a better result, it's my native language!
What German?

If you're talking about when I replace "the" with "ze", "this" with "zis" etc, that's just parody of German.
 Post #23
 23rd December 2007
El Verdugo's Avatar
July 2006
772 Posts
I smell a series cooking up, nice chain reaction.
 Post #24
 23rd December 2007
HeartAttack's Avatar
January 2007
823 Posts
Near Elite posted:
What German?

If you're talking about when I replace "the" with "ze", "this" with "zis" etc, that's just parody of German.
Not this, I mean, like, you can't literally translate this stuff into German, it's so fucked up! "Aber Verdammt" - it'd be better like "Ach, Scheiße!"... and several other things, it just doesn't make proper sense.
 Post #25
 23rd December 2007
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December 2005
7,928 Posts
HeartAttack posted:
Not this, I mean, like, you can't literally translate this stuff into German, it's so fucked up!
Then everything is fine :)

(It's not meant to be good)
 Post #26
 23rd December 2007
HeartAttack's Avatar
January 2007
823 Posts
Oh, okay.
(I want TF2!)
 Post #27
 23rd December 2007
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wearwolf0025's Avatar
September 2006
4,609 Posts
Great, Love it.
 Post #28
 23rd December 2007
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bloocobalt's Avatar
March 2006
3,384 Posts
Hahaha! Your TF2 skin is awesome.
 Post #29
 23rd December 2007
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Kazumi's Avatar
March 2006
8,945 Posts
Hilarious!
 Post #30
 24th December 2007
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Gunner th's Avatar
September 2005
2,537 Posts
I know how they feel.
Sure blame the medic, it is his fault.

Don't look at me i'm a scout not a medic.
 Post #31
 24th December 2007
zipscool's Avatar
October 2006
632 Posts
Nice...
I was two years old by September...
Don't listen to what my join date says...
Actually that reminds me
 Post #32
 24th December 2007
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zpiscool's Avatar
September 2005
8,425 Posts
I'm back baby!

Edit:

I should probably change my avatar too
 Post #33
 24th December 2007
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Gogi's Avatar
August 2005
6,825 Posts
My was two years old by august! :D
 Post #34
 24th December 2007
Selek's Avatar
July 2007
595 Posts
Hehe is 'Krankfurt' a hommage to 'Frankfurt'?

Excellent comic, looking forward to the next one!
 Post #35
 24th December 2007
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Near Elite's Avatar
December 2005
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Selek posted:
Hehe is 'Krankfurt' a hommage to 'Frankfurt'?
Correct!

I'm glad you noticed!
 Post #36
 24th December 2007
Pigeon_God's Avatar
November 2007
258 Posts
I can't stand the text you use for the doctor.
 Post #37
 5th January 2008
MasterGunz67's Avatar
January 2008
189 Posts
Good job man, I love this kind of stuff.
 Post #38
 5th January 2008
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November 2007
2,011 Posts
-nesto- posted:
All of Krankenhalt's "W"s should be Vs.
And Vs should become Fs.

I have a question though, I'm writing a comic and looking for a good German font, I like the one you used as mine is too thin (http://www.tf2comic.fr/php/index.php?p=3). Would you mind telling me where I can get such a nice font?

A Funny for you :)
 Post #39
 5th January 2008
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MosIPos's Avatar
August 2005
5,079 Posts
Dear God! How the heck could I miss this?
To be honest Near, most of your late comics have been quite unfunny, but this one topped you again, really funny.
Though the text used for the main is quite annoying.
 Post #40
 5th January 2008
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November 2007
2,011 Posts
MosIPos posted:
Though the text used for the main is quite annoying.
Maybe it should be bigger to make it easier to read.
 Post #41
 5th January 2008
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Aeon's Avatar
August 2006
3,913 Posts
MosIPos posted:
Dear God! How the heck could I miss this?
I wonder how I could miss this too... really awesome, have a funny I love the facial expressions

The german text was slightly annoying though
 Post #42
 6th January 2008
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Thomo's Avatar
March 2007
7,585 Posts
Awesome.
 Post #43
 6th January 2008
freyguy456's Avatar
July 2007
27 Posts
It's like a Rube Goldberg machine with all the injuries.
 Post #44
 6th January 2008
Hollow's Avatar
December 2007
1,351 Posts
hahaha awesome great work
 Post #45
 7th January 2008
omaley's Avatar
October 2005
1,133 Posts
How on EARTH did I miss this here?! Nice job as always Near :D (Don't get to addicted to TF2) Now you put the pressure on to getting Epic Gaming ii out D:
 Post #46
 7th January 2008
Dennab
May 2005
4,057 Posts
I really wish it was longer.

But :krad: anyhoo.
 Post #47
 7th January 2008
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February 2006
4,040 Posts
DragonGenX posted:
Purple medic.. IDEA!

Great comic.
That idea is from RvB... Man, they should make a new series based on tf2!
 Post #48
 7th January 2008
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July 2006
4,701 Posts
spartan117ak posted:
That idea is from RvB... Man, they should make a new series based on tf2!
Totally.

Great story so far, really like how this is going.

Edit:

omaley posted:
How on EARTH did I miss this here?! Nice job as always Near :D (Don't get to addicted to TF2) Now you put the pressure on to getting Epic Gaming ii out D:
Wait i thought you were making epic gaming 2 >.>
 Post #49
 7th January 2008
Corezy's Avatar
August 2005
1,968 Posts
mines was 2 a long time ago. Good comic there near.
 Post #50
 7th January 2008
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ImMac's Avatar
October 2007
10,347 Posts
Oh god, that was just hilarious.

Best Team Fortress 2 comic I've ever seen. Great job, Karl.
 Post #51
 7th January 2008
BladeShinobi's Avatar
March 2007
247 Posts
this is an awesome comic, maker more. :)
 Post #52
 7th January 2008
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Haxxer's Avatar
February 2007
5,835 Posts
"Schtomp"
 Post #53
 14th January 2008
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Cl0cK*'s Avatar
April 2006
2,416 Posts
I want more of these, I prefer your humor comics Near Elite.

Awesome work as usual.
 Post #54
 14th January 2008
Falaffelz's Avatar
June 2007
91 Posts
Now THAT is how a comic should look!

Wicked work, man - Kudos!
 Post #55
 1st February 2008
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Ryuga Death's Avatar
January 2007
6,961 Posts
I the Medic, and now I you for making this comic. :4chan:
 Post #56
 11th February 2008
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Mark£d_OÑ£'s Avatar
August 2007
4,968 Posts
Awesome Elite! Great posing and editing. Will you make more? :D
 Post #57
 11th February 2008
FreeBee's Avatar
March 2007
639 Posts
Great comic man, wish I could give you a gold star, but I seem not allowed to :(

Gave you an artistic instead, keep up the good work and make some more! :D
 Post #58
 12th February 2008
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Larikang's Avatar
November 2005
2,675 Posts
The panel with the knife in the soldier's head is the funniest shit ever. The beginning is sort of meh, and a lot of the text is hard to read. The edits are some of the best I've seen though.
 Post #59
 19th February 2008
Autre21379's Avatar
January 2008
127 Posts
Nice comic. Funny!

Just one confusion, when Heavy trips over Pyro he goes from BLU to RED?
 Post #60
 19th February 2008
Dennab
October 2007
1,089 Posts
You win the internet.
 Post #61
 21st February 2008
MrMapper's Avatar
November 2007
77 Posts
Wow that comic is excellent! Well Done! :D
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