1. Post #1
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    Just a few people I'd like to thank.
    My mom, my dad and most importantly, myself.

    I do a lot of work with other people which I don't thread. Heres where my filth will get dumped from those projects so you can all come and tell me how fucking swell I am.

    Heres the first thing I ever drew as in EVER.



    Posting that is like showing my tits, it's embarassing. I remember I didn't know about the flood fill tool so it was filled in pixel by pixel.

    Heres my better work from the last guide.









    Please stay on topic, this thread is all about me and me only.
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  2. Post #2
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    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,272 Posts
    'bout time you made an art thread :allears:
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  3. Post #3
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    Rosek's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,289 Posts
    My Dad walked in while I had the last picture on my screen. :doh:
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  4. Post #4
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    Flaming Neko's Avatar
    March 2007
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    hahaha is that gurant
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  5. Post #5
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    hahaha is that gurant
    Yes he posed for me balls out because he is a sweety.
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  6. Post #6
    Gregah's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,138 Posts
    It's awesome to see how far you've come since your first picture.
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  7. Post #7
    Red Toaster's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,331 Posts
    i lol'd so hard

    am i a bad person
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  8. Post #8
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    June 2005
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    Posting that is like showing my tits, it's embarassing.
    So you have some sort of embarrassment fetish then? Because every time you post a pic with tits, they're almost always your tits in one way or another. :)
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  9. Post #9
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    So you have some sort of embarrassment fetish then? Because every time you post a pic with tits, they're almost always your tits in one way or another. :)
    I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.
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  10. Post #10
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    June 2009
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    Well, now you've done one of those two things, when do you plan on doing the other?

    also never stop drawing i love your art
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  11. Post #11
    Dbl_Henticker's Avatar
    February 2010
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    More pictures! :D
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  12. Post #12
    Holy Vagineer's Avatar
    May 2010
    521 Posts
    whats with you and nazis?
    And more girl porn please.
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  13. Post #13
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    whats with you and nazis?
    And more girl porn please.
    Tats?


    Or are you a cunt kind of guy?


    Heres a meat flute if you're still not sure.
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    Holy Vagineer's Avatar
    May 2010
    521 Posts
    oh gross.
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  15. Post #15
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    July 2008
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    Hi
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  16. Post #16
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    December 2009
    9,845 Posts
    I would love if facepunch did something illegal and they were all over the news so that on live TV someone could be browsing FP and come across this thread.

    :buddy:
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  17. Post #17
    Smilecythe's Avatar
    January 2010
    383 Posts
    This is my favorite from you
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2008
    3,018 Posts
    penis obsession
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  19. Post #19
    Teh_Medic's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,125 Posts
    That teddy bear is what really scares me
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    goldenbuttocks's Avatar
    October 2009
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    I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.
    you probably should have showed them then.
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  21. Post #21
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    penis obsession
    Yep.

    Edited:

    This is my favorite from you
    I was happy with that one too. It's the best penis i've ever drawn.
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  22. Post #22
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    April 2009
    2,496 Posts
    Make them bigger.
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  23. Post #23
    dai
    "arte"
    dai's Avatar
    February 2006
    25,919 Posts
    When did you do those pictures of Gurant, anyways? He's got WAY more tattoos now.

    got a new one not too long ago on his inner thigh(?) of Hezzy's full name. :ohdear:
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  24. Post #24
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    When did you do those pictures of Gurant, anyways? He's got WAY more tattoos now.

    got a new one not too long ago on his inner thigh(?) of Hezzy's full name. :ohdear:
    Thats a man who has no slavery in his life. You sure he's ok with you posting that in the public forums? I had an agreement that I wouldn't post the pics he sent me.
    I did my drawings about 6 months ago I think or something like that.
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  25. Post #25
    Gregah's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,138 Posts
    As far as I know, he posted that in the "pictures of you"-thread in fast threads.
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  26. Post #26
    thecakeisapie's Avatar
    June 2010
    131 Posts
    whats with you and nazis?
    i want to know also.ya sick fuck!
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  27. Post #27
    Zambies!'s Avatar
    August 2009
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    I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.
    Then show us your tits.
    :love:
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  28. Post #28
    dai
    "arte"
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    February 2006
    25,919 Posts
    Thats a man who has no slavery in his life. You sure he's ok with you posting that in the public forums? I had an agreement that I wouldn't post the pics he sent me.
    I did my drawings about 6 months ago I think or something like that.
    he's been plastering that particular picture all over the place as of late. Given he postedd it anywhere, he's comfortable with it but I can redact it now that you've seen it anyways
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  29. Post #29
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    July 2007
    3,479 Posts
    i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

    to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

    or both?

    when did you find out you like drawing shit like this
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  30. Post #30
    T.F.W.O.'s Avatar
    April 2010
    7,636 Posts
    If I had an industrial punk band, it would be an honor to have you make some album art.
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  31. Post #31
    dai
    "arte"
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    February 2006
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    i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

    to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

    or both?

    when did you find out you like drawing shit like this
    "Brilliantly sick artistic fuck" sounds about right. It's the best combo to make this shit work :buddy:
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  32. Post #32
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    July 2010
    4,314 Posts
    When jewdozer makes a thread it's guaranteed to be fantastic.
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  33. Post #33
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts

    Theres a pic of Greenspan and his acts of financial piracy. I love doing drawings of real people.

    A friend of mine just had a kid and they had to give her a cessarian. She's agreed to do a naked pose for me. I plan on drawing her with her baby ripped out of her stomach for a future guide. The results I hope will be my best piece of work yet.

    Some people are easy to draw. Henry Kissenger was easy.


    Why did I bother with this thread? All these can be accessed elsewhere.

    Edited:

    i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

    to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

    or both?

    when did you find out you like drawing shit like this
    I used to admin on electric retard and made a lot of the subpages. Grew from there really. Eric was a big influence.
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  34. Post #34
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    Jew doozer if you drew batman (in any sick way you want), i would take any art challenge you gave me.
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  35. Post #35
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    Jew doozer if you drew batman (in any sick way you want), i would take any art challenge you gave me.

    You belong to me now.
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  36. Post #36
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    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    oh my god you actually did it
    Ok, my body is ready jewdozer
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  37. Post #37
    Dennab
    January 2008
    1,633 Posts
    oh my god you actually did it
    Ok, my body is ready jewdozer
    Draw me a naughty in that isometric thread I'm doing for that webmaster.
    I'm halfway through a penis right now.
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  38. Post #38
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,409 Posts
    THATS ALL YOU GOT?
    i was expecting naked homicides
    but ok ill start now
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  39. Post #39
    technologic's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,054 Posts
    Oh, I'm busy making my exploding building.
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  40. Post #40
    pivotmaster's Avatar
    November 2007
    458 Posts
    More girl porn please, I'm getting horny D:
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