[jewdozer]

Just a few people I'd like to thank.
My mom, my dad and most importantly, myself.

I do a lot of work with other people which I don't thread. Heres where my filth will get dumped from those projects so you can all come and tell me how fucking swell I am.

Heres the first thing I ever drew as in EVER.



Posting that is like showing my tits, it's embarassing. I remember I didn't know about the flood fill tool so it was filled in pixel by pixel.

Heres my better work from the last guide.









Please stay on topic, this thread is all about me and me only.

[wewt!]

'bout time you made an art thread :allears:

[Rosek]

My Dad walked in while I had the last picture on my screen. :doh:

[Flaming Neko]

hahaha is that gurant

[jewdozer]

Flaming Neko posted:

hahaha is that gurant

Yes he posed for me balls out because he is a sweety.

[Gregah]

It's awesome to see how far you've come since your first picture.

[Red Toaster]

i lol'd so hard

am i a bad person

[Plutonia]

jewdozer posted:

Posting that is like showing my tits, it's embarassing.

So you have some sort of embarrassment fetish then? Because every time you post a pic with tits, they're almost always your tits in one way or another. :)

[jewdozer]

Plutonia posted:

So you have some sort of embarrassment fetish then? Because every time you post a pic with tits, they're almost always your tits in one way or another. :)

I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.

[Doomish]

Well, now you've done one of those two things, when do you plan on doing the other?

also never stop drawing i love your art

[Dbl_Henticker]

More pictures! :D

[Holy Vagineer]

whats with you and nazis?
And more girl porn please.

[jewdozer]

Holy Vagineer posted:

whats with you and nazis?
And more girl porn please.

Tats?


Or are you a cunt kind of guy?


Heres a meat flute if you're still not sure.

[Holy Vagineer]

oh gross.

[wewt!]

Holy Vagineer posted:

oh gross.

Hi

[~ZOMG]

I would love if facepunch did something illegal and they were all over the news so that on live TV someone could be browsing FP and come across this thread.

:buddy:

[Smilecythe]

This is my favorite from you

[Shortyish]

penis obsession

[Teh_Medic]

That teddy bear is what really scares me

[goldenbuttocks]

jewdozer posted:

I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.

you probably should have showed them then.

[jewdozer]

Shortyish posted:

penis obsession

Yep.

Edited:

Smilecythe posted:

This is my favorite from you

I was happy with that one too. It's the best penis i've ever drawn.

[TizzYcho]

Make them bigger.

[daijitsu]

When did you do those pictures of Gurant, anyways? He's got WAY more tattoos now.

got a new one not too long ago on his inner thigh(?) of Hezzy's full name. :ohdear:

[jewdozer]

daijitsu posted:

When did you do those pictures of Gurant, anyways? He's got WAY more tattoos now.

got a new one not too long ago on his inner thigh(?) of Hezzy's full name. :ohdear:

Thats a man who has no slavery in his life. You sure he's ok with you posting that in the public forums? I had an agreement that I wouldn't post the pics he sent me.
I did my drawings about 6 months ago I think or something like that.

[Gregah]

As far as I know, he posted that in the "pictures of you"-thread in fast threads.

[thecakeisapie]

Holy Vagineer posted:

whats with you and nazis?

i want to know also.ya sick fuck!

[Zambies!]

jewdozer posted:

I'd feel better about showing my tits than showing that first drawing.

Then show us your tits.
:love:

[daijitsu]

jewdozer posted:

Thats a man who has no slavery in his life. You sure he's ok with you posting that in the public forums? I had an agreement that I wouldn't post the pics he sent me.
I did my drawings about 6 months ago I think or something like that.

he's been plastering that particular picture all over the place as of late. Given he postedd it anywhere, he's comfortable with it but I can redact it now that you've seen it anyways

[tehfrog]

i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

or both?

when did you find out you like drawing shit like this

[T.F.W.O.]

If I had an industrial punk band, it would be an honor to have you make some album art.

[daijitsu]

tehfrog posted:

i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

or both?

when did you find out you like drawing shit like this

"Brilliantly sick artistic fuck" sounds about right. It's the best combo to make this shit work :buddy:

[ZekeTwo]

When jewdozer makes a thread it's guaranteed to be fantastic.

[jewdozer]

Theres a pic of Greenspan and his acts of financial piracy. I love doing drawings of real people.

A friend of mine just had a kid and they had to give her a cessarian. She's agreed to do a naked pose for me. I plan on drawing her with her baby ripped out of her stomach for a future guide. The results I hope will be my best piece of work yet.

Some people are easy to draw. Henry Kissenger was easy.


Why did I bother with this thread? All these can be accessed elsewhere.

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tehfrog posted:

i dont know what to think of you jewdoser.

to think you are a sick fuck or a brilliant artist.

or both?

when did you find out you like drawing shit like this

I used to admin on electric retard and made a lot of the subpages. Grew from there really. Eric was a big influence.

[Retyuoligkl]

Jew doozer if you drew batman (in any sick way you want), i would take any art challenge you gave me.

[jewdozer]

Retyuoligkl posted:

Jew doozer if you drew batman (in any sick way you want), i would take any art challenge you gave me.

You belong to me now.

[Retyuoligkl]

oh my god you actually did it
Ok, my body is ready jewdozer

[jewdozer]

Retyuoligkl posted:

oh my god you actually did it
Ok, my body is ready jewdozer

Draw me a naughty in that isometric thread I'm doing for that webmaster.
I'm halfway through a penis right now.

[Retyuoligkl]

THATS ALL YOU GOT?
i was expecting naked homicides
but ok ill start now

[technologic]

Oh, I'm busy making my exploding building.

[pivotmaster]

More girl porn please, I'm getting horny D: