1. Post #1
    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Ask what you should name your X in here, and also critique others on their weapon names.
    Ha, Bad Spelling doesn't exist anymore.

    Paint Cans allow you to change the color of a hat to something that may or may not break the artstyle.
    List of paints.
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Paint_Can

    Here's a site that lets you see what hats will look like with paint.
    http://tf2g.com/

    Name Tags allow you to rename an item.
    Limit is 40 characters.
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Name_Tag

    Description Tags allow you to create a description for an item or change it to something else.
    Limit is 80 characters.
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Description_Tag

    Don't know what hats are? Have no idea what all this talk of "paint" is about?
    Congratulations! You are officially living in a cave!
    http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Hats

    If you need incentive to get people to be cleverer than you and make up cleverer names for your hats and items, start a contest!
    Tell me about it so I can put it up in the OP for anyone who still goes to the OP to see!
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  2. Post #2
    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
    83 Posts
    Good thread idea. I wanna suggest some names
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  3. Post #3
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    Good name for a Tyrants Helm, soon to be black if they fix it
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  4. Post #4
    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
    Garbor 0.1's Avatar
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    Good name for a Tyrants Helm, soon to be black if they fix it
    The Black Bull?
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  5. Post #5
    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Good name for a Tyrants Helm, soon to be black if they fix it
    'Hippy Puncher'
    'Nazi Buster'
    'America'
    'Horned Badass'

    hahaha oh wow i have no idea
    Soldier is hard
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  6. Post #6
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    Critique this. :c00l:



    I'm also planning on these names with future name tags:
    Flare Gun -> "The Firefly"
    Wrench -> "Uhlman Build-Matic Wrench"
    Jarate -> "Horse Pop"

    Give me some more ideas. And before someone mentions my revolver, you can't rename community/self-made items. :smith:
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  7. Post #7
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    Should I paint white so it looks like I'm god?
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    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
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    Im telling ya gold would fit the effect.
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    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
    83 Posts
    Critique this. :c00l:



    I'm also planning on these names with future name tags:
    Flare Gun -> "The Firefly"
    Wrench -> "Uhlman Build-Matic Wrench"
    Jarate -> "Horse Pop"

    Give me some more ideas. And before someone mentions my revolver, you can't rename community/self-made items. :smith:
    Should've called your hair 'Nukem'
    Jarate should be 'Lemon Party' ;)
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    Opinions of the names of my three pyro melee weapons?

    Sophia the Axtinguisher
    Helga the Homewrecker
    Annabel the Powerjack
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  11. Post #11
    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
    Garbor 0.1's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Should've called your hair 'Nukem'
    Jarate should be 'Lemon Party' ;)
    :colbert:Duke hair don't seems like the hound dog at all.
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    Should I paint white so it looks like I'm god?
    You have a Hound Dog with the sunbeams effect?

    I would trade you so, so many hats for that...
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  13. Post #13
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    July 2009
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    The Black Bull?
    That is a good idea, I was about to do it when I thought, wait a minute, it's to similar to a weapon JUST released.

    What do you guys think
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    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Opinions of the names of my three pyro melee weapons?

    Sophia the Axtinguisher
    Helga the Homewrecker
    Annabel the Powerjack
    Super cool. Any meaning behind them?
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    July 2005
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    Should've called your hair 'Nukem'
    Jarate should be 'Lemon Party' ;)
    Duke doesn't even have a pompadour.

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    What should I name my jizz bottle, and what should I colour bills hat to make it look like the real one? Greed?
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    Should I paint my Engineer's cap orange with the orange paint I have?
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    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
    83 Posts
    What should I name my jizz bottle, and what should I colour bills hat to make it look like the real one? Greed?
    'Man Foam' for the Milk.

    Edited:

    Should I paint my Engineer's cap orange with the orange paint I have?
    Yesssss, do it. Looks awesome.
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    Should I paint white so it looks like I'm god?
    What do the sunbeams look like and learn to take screenshots.
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    Tyrannosaur Fisherman Extraordinaire (Not Game Fish)
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    May 2009
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    Should I paint my Engineer's cap orange with the orange paint I have?
    Nah, paint it purple.
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    What do the sunbeams look like and learn to take screenshots.
    It's only the best particle in the whole game...


    (This screenshot is a simulation. I don't own a Safe'n'Sound with sunbeams.)
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  22. Post #22
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    ...I want a hatless hat with that for engi, would be awesome
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  23. Post #23
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    Super cool. Any meaning behind them?
    Sophia was a name suggested by DarkWolf, and for some reason I just think it fits rather nicely.

    Helga invokes images of big, beefy women in my head- rather fitting for a brutal sledgehammer. Plus I like the alliteration.

    Annabel was the first melee I named, after a girl I used to date for some time.

    Also, I'm considering colouring up my tossle cap- what colour would people recommend?
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    October 2010
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    Sophia was a name suggested by DarkWolf, and for some reason I just think it fits rather nicely.

    Helga invokes images of big, beefy women in my head- rather fitting for a brutal sledgehammer. Plus I like the alliteration.

    Annabel was the first melee I named, after a girl I used to date for some time.

    Also, I'm considering colouring up my tossle cap- what colour would people recommend?
    Fair enough, they all fit pretty well. Especially Helga. :)
    I think it's, like, the coolest hat as it is. I wouldn't colour it if I had it, but it's up to you in the end.
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    Sophia was a name suggested by DarkWolf, and for some reason I just think it fits rather nicely.

    Helga invokes images of big, beefy women in my head- rather fitting for a brutal sledgehammer. Plus I like the alliteration.

    Annabel was the first melee I named, after a girl I used to date for some time.

    Also, I'm considering colouring up my tossle cap- what colour would people recommend?

    Don't colour it, it looks ugly, the whole thing won't be coloured but it will have some ugly gradient at the bottom with the colour.
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  26. Post #26
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    http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Us.../Painted_items

    This should be in the OP, so people can see all the colors of hats.
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    Fair enough, they all fit pretty well. Especially Helga. :)
    I think it's, like, the coolest hat as it is. I wouldn't colour it if I had it, but it's up to you in the end.
    Yeah, in my humble opinion nearly all painted hats look much uglier than their regular counterparts, but this picture, of the white painted one-



    Looked pretty badass.
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  28. Post #28
    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Yeah, in my humble opinion nearly all painted hats look much uglier than their regular counterparts, but this picture, of the white painted one-



    Looked pretty badass.
    Yeah, if I were going to paint it, I'd use white.
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    What do the sunbeams look like and learn to take screenshots.
    also lazy
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  30. Post #30
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    September 2010
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    I have yellow stripes on my Troublemaker's Tossle Cap, what should i call it?
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  31. Post #31
    trap's Avatar
    October 2010
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    I have yellow stripes on my Troublemaker's Tossle Cap, what should i call it?
    'Ronald McDonald's Tossle Cap'

    Edited:
    I was picturing it with the RED team skin + yellow stripes.
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  32. Post #32
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    also lazy
    paint it gold goddamnit
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    paint it gold goddamnit
    Why though
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  34. Post #34
    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
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    Why though
    Due the effect?
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    Thinking about painting my fedora white, along with the name 'Michael's Memento' or 'The Moonwalker'.
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    October 2010
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    Probably the best weapon I've ever seen in my life.

    Thinking about painting my fedora white, along with the name 'Michael's Memento' or 'The Moonwalker'.
    You could call it 'Thriller'!

    Edited:
    If this thread gains popularity, OP should make a proper first post, with formatting and nice things. I'd be happy to help, if you decide to do it.
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  38. Post #38
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    June 2010
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    I'm thinking about naming my Milk "Jack's Jiggleboner Jizz" as soon as I get my hands on a name tag. Good idea, yes or no?
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    I stole Craptaskets underwear.
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    I'm thinking about naming my Milk "Jack's Jiggleboner Jizz" as soon as I get my hands on a name tag. Good idea, yes or no?
    Seems funny enough.
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  40. Post #40
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    I just got a Respectless Rubber Glove and Bonk Helm. What shall I paint/name them?
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