1. Post #641
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    One time one a forum for the doctors office they had three questions that perplexed me.
    1. Do you smoke tobacco products?
    2. Do you use illegal drugs, misuse OTC drugs, or misuse household items?
    3. Do you use marijuana.

    I marked no for one and three, but for two I wrote beside the boxes "no just pot"
    lol'd at misuse household items
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  2. Post #642
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
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    "Do you misuse household items? Y/N"
    "[Y] I leave my hose running sometimes."
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  3. Post #643
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    i shove spoons in my bume
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  4. Post #644
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    i shove spoons in my bume
    wow me too

    we should make a club and call it krundletastic or something..
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  5. Post #645
    child porn prodigy
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    wow me too

    we should make a club and call it krundletastic or something..
    wow

    brilliant idea
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  6. Post #646
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    December 2008
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    imma make a video of me bootypoppin in ACU's. Gonna be hot.
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  7. Post #647
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    Well around the forests here, I know that ACU doesn't work really well, the landscape being too dark/green, typical from those we have here, CADPAT works the best.
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  8. Post #648
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    imma make a video of me bootypoppin in ACU's. Gonna be hot.
    sounds incredibly hot
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  9. Post #649
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    December 2008
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    it will be, florida is hot.

    Edited:

    Oh, forgot that I have another dilemma to share with you guys.

    I received some new combat boots 4 days ago and theres this annoying thing at the ankles that keeps ripping my socks and leaving me with blisters, anybody know a way to fix this or put something there that stops ripping up my socks?
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  10. Post #650
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    April 2006
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    Forests here are kinda brown so MARPAT works better than CADPAT... except for this swamp I played in once. That place was fucking insane, couldn't look 2 meters ahead of you. CADPAT made you invisible there.
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  11. Post #651
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    July 2009
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    I lol'd so fucking much at
    "Do you misuse household items? Y/N"
    "Well, I leave the hose running and shove spoons up my ass."
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  12. Post #652
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    it will be, florida is hot.

    Edited:

    Oh, forgot that I have another dilemma to share with you guys.

    I received some new combat boots 4 days ago and theres this annoying thing at the ankles that keeps ripping my socks and leaving me with blisters, anybody know a way to fix this or put something there that stops ripping up my socks?
    The boots probably don't fit right. Get ones that do. Or wear thicker socks.
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  13. Post #653
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    They fit me perfectly, it's just this one thing that keeps hitting my right ankle, no idea what it is or why. I'll try the thicker socks thing.
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  14. Post #654
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    September 2009
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    I don't know if anyone has said this...buuuut.

    MARPAT
    DESPAT
    CADPAT

    Imho, the best camo patterns for their respective target environments. I know for sure that these work in some environments I have played in
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  15. Post #655
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    DESPAT is just another name for desert MARPAT.
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  16. Post #656
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    September 2009
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    DESPAT is just another name for desert MARPAT.
    And? It's technically called DESPAT, take it from military personnel. Don't take issue with my acronyms if you know what I'm saying.
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  17. Post #657
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    I don't know if anyone has said this...buuuut.

    MARPAT
    DESPAT
    CADPAT

    Imho, the best camo patterns for their respective target environments. I know for sure that these work in some environments I have played in
    How are CADPAT and woodland MARPAT both the best woodland patterns?
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  18. Post #658
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    September 2009
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    How are CADPAT and woodland MARPAT both the best woodland patterns?
    MARPAT is great for the woods like we have in Northern Cali, and I've seen CADPAT as a great pattern in forests with more undergrowth,etc.

    CADPAT is lighter, and it works great in areas shortly after a fire when all the new plants are growing, etc.
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  19. Post #659
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    November 2009
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    Literally no one I've ever known, and no websites, call it DESPAT.
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  20. Post #660
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    September 2009
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    Literally no one I've ever known, and no websites, call it DESPAT.
    Well, as far as me and my Marine buddies go, we call it either Marpat or Despat. It's not extremely important.

    Don't be so picky.
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  21. Post #661
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    November 2009
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    I'm really starting to not like you. You're the one who had to make a big issue of it, I was simply trying to (nicely) correct you.
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  22. Post #662
    Jherkin Gherkin
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    October 2010
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    I think I outta buy some CADPAT for when it turns spring / summer here
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  23. Post #663
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    I think I outta buy some CADPAT for when it turns spring / summer here
    i wear a bunny costume all year because no one wants to shoot the easter bunny
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  24. Post #664
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    nice :)
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  25. Post #665
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    October 2006
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    I think I outta buy some CADPAT for when it turns spring / summer here
    do it
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  26. Post #666
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    August 2009
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    I like Roggenwolf Ettin. Fucking spectacular camo.
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  27. Post #667
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    September 2010
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    I like Roggenwolf Ettin. Fucking spectacular camo.
    I was looking for Roggenwolf but I couldn't remember the name.

    Any idea how I would buy one of their patterns?
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  28. Post #668
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    August 2009
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    I was looking for Roggenwolf but I couldn't remember the name.

    Any idea how I would buy one of their patterns?
    Probably would have to wait till it's commercially available. Or if you find it in a surplus store somewhere.
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  29. Post #669
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    September 2009
    103 Posts
    Probably would have to wait till it's commercially available. Or if you find it in a surplus store somewhere.
    Problem with that company is that they don't make alot of shit yet. I think only like one or two countries even use their stuff.
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  30. Post #670
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    December 2009
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    Even though it's probably about as effective as ACU, Alpenflage is pretty cool.
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  31. Post #671
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    June 2010
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    I decided that I could camoflage myself in winter way better than using ACU, so I'm now dying my ACU with tea. Will post results tomorrow.
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  32. Post #672
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    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Hokay, so last night when I took the ACUs out of the tea they had this sweet brownish tan color to them that would have probably been the best arid camo ever. I looked at them this morning and they were just a tiny bit darker. What the fuck happened overnight?

    Edited:

    Even though it's probably about as effective as ACU, Alpenflage is pretty cool.
    Tactical Pizza Hut camo?
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  33. Post #673
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    November 2009
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    Post pics of that shit
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  34. Post #674
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    Look at how well it stained it.

    EDIT: They do smell like tea though.
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  35. Post #675
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    October 2007
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    Looks kinda cool, what exactly did you do?
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  36. Post #676
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    June 2010
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    Looks kinda cool, what exactly did you do?
    Looks exactly the same.

    What I did was took my tub and filled it up with the hottest water my water heater could make. I added 20 GFS teabags (their real big and super cheap) to it and let it sit like I would with any other tea. After about 10 minutes I dropped my stuff in and let it soak for an hour, moving it around every 5-10 minutes. I then removed the bags, drained the water, and took the shower sprayer and sprayed it down with the coldest water until it ran clean (which took about five seconds).
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  37. Post #677
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    October 2007
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    Cool, it looks sort of tan on my screen because I have a screen dimmer on I just realized
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  38. Post #678
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    June 2010
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    Cool, it looks sort of tan on my screen because I have a screen dimmer on I just realized
    Lol. It's still the same grey-green that it was before. Any tips on dying it without using actual dye, I'm not going to buy into that stuff until I absolutely have to.
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  39. Post #679
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    October 2007
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    Uhh, iced tea?
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  40. Post #680
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    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Trying once again, but adding salt to help the tea set in.
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