So I've caught you with the title huh? Well good thing is its not a lie. Have you ever had the urge to marry people, To lead a funeral, or perhaps a baptism?
Well have I got some news for you!
I have just stumbled upon this non-denominational church that will allow you to become an ordained minister online. They are the Universal Life Church, they are non-denominational so you do not actually have to belong to the same religion as the service you are providing.
For more information on this they do have a website http://www.themonastery.org/
Oh did I mention they also can give you a degree as a Jedi Knight, or a Doctorate of Metaphysics.
This website really is legit, once you do get your ordination you will be able to marry, baptize, as well as preside over a funeral. It is not free as I stated in the title it does cost 6 dollars for the certificate which you then have to take to your local magistrate and get it verified.