1. Post #1401
    You had me at meat tornado.
    Cl0cK's Avatar
    June 2008
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    Next Avengers film needs Squirrel Girl, she could easily beat    Thanos.    (Which she did once at least.)
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  2. Post #1402
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    June 2009
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    Next Avengers film needs Squirrel Girl, she could easily beat    Thanos.    (Which she did once at least.)
    You know I was always thinking that all that talk about Squirrel Girl is just a running gag of some sorts
    Then I checked her wiki page
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  3. Post #1403
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    June 2011
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    Imo, it looks stupid that the word "Marvel" appears on the title twice.
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  4. Post #1404
    P1X3L N1NJA's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Better have mahoosive boobs

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    I wonder how they'll do Ms Marvels origin. As she was accidently created by an explosion during a Captain Marvel battle.

    Also she's famous for being one of the few (only?) super heroin to get kidnapped and raped.
    In Marvel Cinematic Universe the Kree haven't been established yet so they would also have to introduce the Kree Empire some how.

    Id like to see it as, she gets injured in a Captain Marvel battle, in order to save her life Captain Marvel uses the machine to give her Kree like powers, seems a bit more acceptable for a movie, like Banner purposely irradiating himself to replicate the SSS, instead of the whole Gamme Bomb deal.
    The whole her tumbling into the Kree machine always seemed a bit too convinient to me.
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  5. Post #1405
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
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    I started reading Planet Hulk (and a few more that have a lot to do with it and WW Hulk) yesterday, and it really surprised me how much darker he is in the comics.

    Also, I think that a feature film about that Hulk (the smart one, before the whole    Green Scar thing, with him wanting revenge at all costs   ) could be done. At least it'd be better than the ones we had

  6. Post #1406
    jp_rsardeto's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,576 Posts
    Just out of curiosity, the other characters from Marvel Universe which had a movie but didn't make to Avengers are Spider Man, X-Men, Dare Devil, Elektra, The Punisher, Blade, Ghost Rider, Fantastic Four and the Silver Surfer. Am I missing someone?
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  7. Post #1407
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    July 2009
    586 Posts
    I don't get why people are so butthurt over the fact that Spider-Man and Fantastic Four didn't show up. I'm not necessarily talking about the poster above...

    It just wasn't their story (and they belong to other studios but even if Marvel had the rights they STILL wouldn't have used them). Yes Spider-Man is an Avenger and so is The Thing but they weren't there from the start. It wouldn't have made any sense.

    Yes I'm butthurt over this. But people need to realize this is Earth 19999 not Earth 616. Go with the flow folks.

  8. Post #1408
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
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    Honestly, I hope Spidey, X-Men, F4, and Avengers stay in their respective universes.

    Like Batman, I prefer Spidey when it's just him (and maybe Punisher and Daredevil) fighting street-level crime (ie. Supervillains are as crazy as it gets, no "Spider-Man travels to Asgard/The Skrull Homeworld/Atlantis/etc.)

    X-Men has a big enough cast as it is, and I like it when it's Xavier's mutants against Magneto's mutants. If they did something like Phoenix, then I could see the Avengers getting involved (which is actually happening in the comics right now), but other than for special occasions on a global scale (like that), there's no reason for X-Men and Avengers to meet up.

    Fantastic Four are always the sillier, for lack of a better word, part of the Marvel Universe. If any of these three had to appear in the Avengers series at some point, I hope it's Fantastic Four (you'd get Skrulls, Galactus, Namor, Hulk vs Thing, Doctor Doom, Richards working with Stark and Banner, etc.)
    But I feel the tone of the two properties would clash a bit.

    If they wanted to cross-over in the form of a quick cameo (I admit I'd love to see the Daily Bugle or the Baxter Building), that'd be fine, but Avengers having time to spend time on each character is a feat in and of itself. Take the six Avengers, SHIELD, Spider-Man, all of the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, whatever villain they're facing, and try and divvie up screentime between all of them so that their characters are sufficiently developed and explored. It'd just be a massive clusterfuck.
    Like I said, cameos would be pretty cool though (maybe go to Reed Richards to use his tech to find a way to stop    Thanos    or something).
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  9. Post #1409
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
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    January 2009
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    Fantastic Four are always the sillier, for lack of a better word, part of the Marvel Universe. If any of these three had to appear in the Avengers series at some point, I hope it's Fantastic Four (you'd get Skrulls, Galactus, Namor, Hulk vs Thing, Doctor Doom, Richards working with Stark and Banner, etc.)
    But I feel the tone of the two properties would clash a bit.
    Reed Richards once built a device that'd have Ben Grimm coughing for a month from a Banjo, a moped motor and a bag of flour. He built it as vengance for Johnny when Ben dropped a huge water balloon on him while he was sun-bathing.

    Then Doctor Doom used Magic to make the Device summon Demons which Dragged Franklin Richards to hell.

    True story.

  10. Post #1410
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
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    the problem is that with too many heroes, universes and planets, it's hard to keep consistency
    not to mention, it'd make it awful for people who haven't seen the other movies
    and finally, it'd destroy the atmosphere these movies have

  11. Post #1411
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    July 2008
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    Honestly, I hope Spidey, X-Men, F4, and Avengers stay in their respective universes.

    Like Batman, I prefer Spidey when it's just him
    Sorry but Spider-Man crosses over more than any other hero. His first issue he ran into the F4. 3 Issues later came The Human Torch. Few issues after that was The Hulk. And this has continued forever. He's ALWAYS crossing over especially with Avengers and Wolverine. You could argue it's Captain Americas fault that Ultimate Spider-Man died. It's just a signature part of the character really.

    there's no reason for X-Men and Avengers to meet up.
    Well Magneto is a perfect Avengers villain in my opinion. He could take down that Hellacarrier easy. Really fuck up Iron Man. Let's not forget Stark said himself Wolverine is one of the most important members of The Avengers. He's the only one willing to kill.

    I don't think people are saying "Baaaaw we want Spider-Man and X-men". It's more "Man that'd be cool". It's no different then when people said "Man, an Avengers Movie would be awesome". In a perfect world Marvel would have all the rights back and Civil War would be an option. I think that's what a lot of people want. But it's a pipe dream. A happy dream. Another good thing about the rights is at the moment all The Avengers greatest enemies are not owned by Marvel.

    Anybody who says it isn't a shame Spidey wasn't swinging around and Wolverine cutting Aliens up in that end sequence is lying. We all would've liked it very much. It wasn't necessary. But it would've been cool and memorable.

  12. Post #1412
    Dennab
    May 2012
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    Needs more every marvel hero ever vs. hulk. I won't be happy until they make a WWH movie.

  13. Post #1413
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
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    one or two superhero/supervillain crossovers wouldn't be bad, such as magneto vs the avengers, or wolverine helping them against someone else, but I really wouldn't like to see much more

  14. Post #1414
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    October 2010
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    Magneto vs. Avengers would make Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and depending on what his bow is made out of, Hawkeye useless. I'm wondering if Magneto could control Thor's hammer

  15. Post #1415
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    15,399 Posts
    You know I was always thinking that all that talk about Squirrel Girl is just a running gag of some sorts
    Then I checked her wiki page
    Isn't she considered a running gag anyway?

  16. Post #1416
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    May 2011
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    Sorry but Spider-Man crosses over more than any other hero. His first issue he ran into the F4. 3 Issues later came The Human Torch. Few issues after that was The Hulk. And this has continued forever. He's ALWAYS crossing over especially with Avengers and Wolverine. You could argue it's Captain Americas fault that Ultimate Spider-Man died. It's just a signature part of the character really.



    Well Magneto is a perfect Avengers villain in my opinion. He could take down that Hellacarrier easy. Really fuck up Iron Man. Let's not forget Stark said himself Wolverine is one of the most important members of The Avengers. He's the only one willing to kill.

    I don't think people are saying "Baaaaw we want Spider-Man and X-men". It's more "Man that'd be cool". It's no different then when people said "Man, an Avengers Movie would be awesome". In a perfect world Marvel would have all the rights back and Civil War would be an option. I think that's what a lot of people want. But it's a pipe dream. A happy dream. Another good thing about the rights is at the moment all The Avengers greatest enemies are not owned by Marvel.

    Anybody who says it isn't a shame Spidey wasn't swinging around and Wolverine cutting Aliens up in that end sequence is lying. We all would've liked it very much. It wasn't necessary. But it would've been cool and memorable.
    I know that Spidey first showed up alongside the FF and that he's crossed over with nearly everyone, but I prefer him solo rather than on a team.
    If he were to show up for one fight, or a cameo, or the climax or something, that's cool, but I like it when it's just Spidey alone with his thoughts.

    As for the X-Men... I dunno, it'd have to be a DAMN big threat that it would take all of the X-Men (including Wolverine, who's nigh-invincible) and all of the Avengers (including Hulk, again, nigh-invincible) AND all of SHIELD.
    Come to think of it...    Thanos is a damn big threat...   
    VV

    Edited:

    Magneto vs. Avengers would make Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and depending on what his bow is made out of, Hawkeye useless. I'm wondering if Magneto could control Thor's hammer
    If I remember correctly, Magneto can move the hammer, but only Thor can command it.
    Magneto can move it, but can't use it and Thor can move it AND use it.

    Magneto's always confused the hell out of me. I mean, he ripped out Wolverine's skeleton at one point... why not just keep doing that? Why not launch him into the sun? Why not sink him to the bottom of the sea?

    Concerning Thor's hammer, I'd love it if they did what they did in Avengers: EMH...
       Thor is fighting Absorbing Man, who grabs Mjolnir and absorbs it, taking on its properties. He then starts beating the hell out of Thor, but just as he's about to land a huge blow, Thor raises his hand and Absorbing Man just freezes in midair. By absorbing Mjolnir's traits, Thor can now control Absorbing Man.   
    Fuck. Yeah.

  17. Post #1417
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
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    Magneto vs. Avengers would make Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and depending on what his bow is made out of, Hawkeye useless. I'm wondering if Magneto could control Thor's hammer
    (thats when the hulk comes in)

  18. Post #1418
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  19. Post #1419
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
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    "WE'RE AT A DISTINCT DISAGVANTAGE. THAT SURE IS OUR SITUATION RIGHT NOW. IF ONLY CAP WOULD LET GO OF HIS GODDAMN SHIELD, WE WOULDN'T BE AT SUCH A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE."
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  20. Post #1420
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    July 2008
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    Beast just totally overestimates his importance
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  21. Post #1421
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
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    his own fur coat

    he has fur

    he's the beast
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  22. Post #1422
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    July 2008
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    "like non returnable coke bottles"

    Imagine dialogue that in an Avengers movie
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  23. Post #1423
    P1X3L N1NJA's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Magneto vs. Avengers would make Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and depending on what his bow is made out of, Hawkeye useless. I'm wondering if Magneto could control Thor's hammer
    He could in one issue but I think its been retconned that he cant.

    Edited:

    Magneto vs. Avengers would make Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, and depending on what his bow is made out of, Hawkeye useless. I'm wondering if Magneto could control Thor's hammer
    Iron man in Avengers vs Xmen made a new suit out of Carbon nano tubes to fight Magneto, it was a stupid fight and Magneto should have totally won.

  24. Post #1424
    Man in the Moon's Avatar
    July 2009
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    He could in one issue but I think its been retconned that he cant.

    Edited:



    Iron man in Avengers vs Xmen made a new suit out of Carbon nano tubes to fight Magneto, it was a stupid fight and Magneto should have totally won.
    I heard about that, I thought it was more of magneto just stopping rather than Tony actually winning.

    also in ultimates 3 magneto did in fact lift thor's hammer, or rather increased its weight causing Thor to sink into the ground.

  25. Post #1425
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    July 2008
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    Iron man in Avengers vs Xmen made a new suit out of Carbon nano tubes to fight Magneto, it was a stupid fight and Magneto should have totally won.
    Not as bad as the time Mr Fantastic crafts a wooden gun and Magneto can't understand why he can't move it and goes mad.
    That's shite.

    I'm reading up on the latest Amazing Spider-man issue purely to see The Avengers get smashed by The Sinister 6 and terminal-ock.

    Also in one issue Wolverine and Spider Woman and a group of others come down to save people and Spidey calls them The Avengers. But I thought Captain America, Thor and Iron-Man were always Avengers. Are these the 'new' Avengers or something? What's the different team thing about?
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  26. Post #1426
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    December 2009
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    Not as bad as the time Mr Fantastic crafts a wooden gun and Magneto can't understand why he can't move it and goes mad.
    That's shite.

    I'm reading up on the latest Amazing Spider-man issue purely to see The Avengers get smashed by The Sinister 6 and terminal-ock.

    Also in one issue Wolverine and Spider Woman and a group of others come down to save people and Spidey calls them The Avengers. But I thought Captain America, Thor and Iron-Man were always Avengers. Are these the 'new' Avengers or something? What's the different team thing about?
    You have the New Avengers, the Secret Avengers, The Young Avengers and The Avengers.
    Someone call me out if I missed any.

  27. Post #1427
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    July 2008
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    Why?

    Edited:

    God Nick Fury is such a sell out with all his Avengers

  28. Post #1428
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    November 2010
    1,338 Posts
    "I came as and equal among equals"

    Perfect English there guys.
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  29. Post #1429
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    May 2011
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    Not as bad as the time Mr Fantastic crafts a wooden gun and Magneto can't understand why he can't move it and goes mad.
    That's shite.

    I'm reading up on the latest Amazing Spider-man issue purely to see The Avengers get smashed by The Sinister 6 and terminal-ock.

    Also in one issue Wolverine and Spider Woman and a group of others come down to save people and Spidey calls them The Avengers. But I thought Captain America, Thor and Iron-Man were always Avengers. Are these the 'new' Avengers or something? What's the different team thing about?
    The current ASM arc is awesome.
    Fucking    Electro getting banished to space   ,    Sandman getting reduced to one grain of sand   , shit's so cash.

    Edited:

    Not to mention the latest issue, which ended with    the Earth lighting on fire   .

  30. Post #1430
    Ryuken's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,447 Posts
    the marvel comics universe and chronology is just too much of a magnificent clusterfuck for me to even bother trying to understand it
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  31. Post #1431
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
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    the marvel comics universe and chronology is just too much of a magnificent clusterfuck for me to even bother trying to understand it
    If you want to get into it, get into it now.
    Amazing Spider-Man just had a massive reset (One More Day) just a few years ago, so things are more or less normal (there's still the Sinister Six, MJ is still around, Spidey uses mechanical webshooters along with organic, etc.)

    There's a few big things that have changed (Pete now works for this lab, Jameson is the mayor of NYC, Aunt May moved to Boston with Jameson Sr, etc.), but it's pretty straightforward. If you're interested in the Marvel universe and want to get into it, there's honestly no better time, it's only going to get more difficult to understand as time goes on.

  32. Post #1432
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    July 2008
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    Spidey uses mechanical webshooters along with organic
    What the shit. Why?
    He spent an issue I read bitching about how webbing is expensive and he'd rather not use it. Why would you bother with mechanical webshooters if you can do it organically.

    I can create organic shit. I'm not gonna add a mechanical shitshooter to my backside.
    It's a waste of time and money.

    What about Avengers comics? How they doing?
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  33. Post #1433
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    January 2008
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    What the shit. Why?
    He spent an issue I read bitching about how webbing is expensive and he'd rather not use it. Why would you bother with mechanical webshooters if you can do it organically.


    I can create organic shit. I'm not gonna add a mechanical shitshooter to my backside.
    It's a waste of time and money.

    What about Avengers comics? How they doing?
    because in order for his body to create the web he has to ingest large amounts of human semen.
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  34. Post #1434
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    Imo, it looks stupid that the word "Marvel" appears on the title twice.
    They want to make sure that you know it was brought to you by Marvel and not DC, since they've made some awesome movie magic as well.

  35. Post #1435
    P1X3L N1NJA's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Why?

    Edited:

    God Nick Fury is such a sell out with all his Avengers
    Cap is the leader of The Avengers.

    The New Avengers is the new team consisting of people like Wolverine, Spiderman and Spiderwoman.
    The Secret Avengers is a black ops team that does things that would affect The Avengers PR if it was public
    The Young Avengers are a bunch of children assembled by The Vision, they weren't official Avengers and have only recently been made Avengers.

  36. Post #1436
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    because in order for his body to create the web he has to ingest large amounts of human semen.
    I don't know if you're joking or not.

    Considering one story line was about how Mary Jane has cancer. It then specifies it was Peters Semen that gave her the cancer.
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  37. Post #1437
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    May 2011
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    What the shit. Why?
    He spent an issue I read bitching about how webbing is expensive and he'd rather not use it. Why would you bother with mechanical webshooters if you can do it organically.

    I can create organic shit. I'm not gonna add a mechanical shitshooter to my backside.
    It's a waste of time and money.

    What about Avengers comics? How they doing?
    I remember reading something about how, to create the organic webs, he has to injest a lot of starchy food, so he DOES eventually run out.
    I guess it makes sense for him to keep the mechanical webshooters as a backup, he can't really stop for a baked potato in the middle of a fight.
    Also, during Spider Island, he mentioned (though this may have been a joke) that he was working on engineering a plant that produced the stuff he would use to make the webbing.

    Edited:

    I don't know if you're joking or not.

    Considering one story line was about how Mary Jane has cancer. It then specifies it was Peters Semen that gave her the cancer.
    reminds me of this:
    "Oh yeah, I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna totally pump Mary Jane fulla my radioactive SPOIDER-JIZZ."
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  38. Post #1438
    Antimuffin's Avatar
    June 2011
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    Over 1.3 billion dollars worldwide. It only needs 25 million more, to be more successful than Deathly Hallows Part 2.
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  39. Post #1439
    Pops's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,266 Posts
    Over 1.3 billion dollars worldwide. It only needs 25 million more, to be more successful than Deathly Hallows Part 2.
    that shouldn't be a problem if MIB3 doesn't keep on taking weekend box offices. even then, the film has only been out for... 4 weeks now (US)?

  40. Post #1440
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    September 2009
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    Saw this movie three times. I kind of want to see it again though.
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