1. Post #1
    The Doctor Is In
    Pascall's Avatar
    September 2009
    24,005 Posts
    That’s right it’s…


    :siren:The Derp Dergon Thread!

    The Backstory
    Back in the days of olde when I ran with the GGT, there was a contest that was held to portray the “hierarchy” of the thread. Being the MSPaint whore that I am, I decided to draw some weird seven rings of hell kind of thing. Only with a three headed dog and dragons.

    Original “Pyramid” Image

    From there, people liked the idea of themselves as little stupid looking dragon things, and so I began to draw them on request. Of course, I naturally got sick of them when people started being rude and not remembering the basic words “thank you”, but now that it’s a new year, I figured it was time to open for business again! I did enjoy doing them for people, but it got a little out of hand as it wasn’t regulated or anything.




    You can pick one of three things to ask for:

    Avatar:


    Spray:


    Fullbody:


    Want to Purchase a Dergon?
    Purchasing Dergons is a sure-fire way to ensure that you get one. They're cheap and usually get completed before requests, so it's worth it!

    Prices!
    Fullbody Dergon - $2
    Spray - $1
    Avatar - 0.50
    Per Dergon

    Group images may cost more depending on the request.

    You will need to fill this form out in order for your commission to be exactly what you want:

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?:
    Color?: (No need to get super specific. Just “blue” or “red” will be fine if you’re not that creative.)
    Accessories?:
    Anything else?: (Background/if you want a name on there or something.)

    :siren:I AM NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS.:siren:

    THE DERGON ARCHIVE
    http://gaboer.zzl.org/dergons/
    Click for access to all the dergons done so far!!
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  2. Post #2
    yourshadow's Avatar
    May 2008
    481 Posts
    Can I have one please?

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?:Avatar
    Color?: red with some orange
    Accessories?: none
    Anything else?: Name in background.

  3. Post #3
    Grass Poison
    leonthefox's Avatar
    March 2010
    16,755 Posts
    Nice
    I want one

    Fullbody
    Color?: bright green
    Accessories?: Rayban Aviator Shades and a Shotgun
    Anything else?: (if you want a name on there or something.) Write Sammun (my steam nick)

    I love you pascall

  4. Post #4
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    Derp Dergons are awesome. Will be cool to see some new ones.
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  5. Post #5
    Gold Member
    Zabe Aeiger's Avatar
    November 2008
    8,421 Posts
    The collage quality is butchered.

  6. Post #6
    Gold Member
    kestner's Avatar
    November 2007
    4,098 Posts
    I still have this from you

    I use it in tf2!

  7. Post #7
    The Doctor Is In
    Pascall's Avatar
    September 2009
    24,005 Posts
    Filling out the form is a lot more helpful to me. It'll be kinda hard to sift through the requests without it.

    You can edit your posts.

    Edited:

    The collage quality is butchered.
    Yeah I know. I think Tinypic is fucked. Ah well.

  8. Post #8
    ~Pruney is my soulmate~
    Jobby's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,916 Posts
    I love all my derp dragons

    rrerr

  9. Post #9
    Gold Member
    adadadsd's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,926 Posts
    I want one too,



    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: avatar
    Color?: red, with a greyish underbelly and goldish beak, like an eagle.
    Accessories?: Below
    Anything else?: I would say make it Beatles themed, I have nothing specific, so you don't have to do it if you find it too difficult.

    Fixed it.

  10. Post #10
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,700 Posts
    I should post mine since it hasn't seen FP's eyes before.
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  11. Post #11
    Gold Member
    gaboer's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,801 Posts
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?:Fullbody
    Color?:
    Accessories?: A dslr (Nikon d80) (Well, if you cant draw cameras it's fine)
    Anything else?: Write my name somewhere. (gabe)

    Thanks! I would use it as an awesome wallpaper!

  12. Post #12
    muckuruxx's Avatar
    December 2009
    977 Posts
    Hot dog!
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: Blue-grey, with some darker stripes.
    Accessories?: Bowler hat and sweet cane.
    Anything else?: You're a winner. Also, "muckuruxx" somewhere on there would be super.

  13. Post #13
    Valor
    Novangel's Avatar
    September 2008
    19,125 Posts
    Dergon for me please :3:?
    Maybe something Garrus related.
    A Gargon?

    Edited:

    -snip-

    Okay fine I actually thought about it

    Avatar, spray, fullbody:
    Fullbody
    Colour?: White with Black patterns with head like this
    http://www.dogencyclopedia.org/BorderCollie.jpgAccessories?: Headset with music coming out of it (Musical notes dunno lol), aviators, red sweatshirt, red french beret, red scarf (Red overload), chewing straw or similar food
    Anything else?: I don't mind deviations. A poker/seriousface on him might be cool. Oh also name in background.

    Weirdest idea ever

  14. Post #14
    Pruneyman's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,555 Posts
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: Prune Purple
    Accessories?: Anything that you think I should have.
    Anything else?: Thanksyou again pascol.

  15. Post #15
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: Red and black
    Accessories?: Gold chain that says Dan* on it.
    Anything else?: I love you.

  16. Post #16
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,700 Posts
    All the cool kids have derp dergons.
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  17. Post #17
    tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor
    Dan*'s Avatar
    July 2010
    5,738 Posts
    All the cool kids have derp dergons.
    I want to be a cool kid.
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  18. Post #18
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    All the cool kids have derp dergons.
    Hell yeah we do.

  19. Post #19
    Gold Member
    Zabe Aeiger's Avatar
    November 2008
    8,421 Posts
    All the cool kids have derp dergons.
    Never felt cooler in my life.
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  20. Post #20
    Gold Member
    Guillebon's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,869 Posts
    I want a dergon please.

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: Grey.
    Accessories?: Bill's Beret and Beard.
    Anything else?: Nope.

    Edited:

    Also I still have xeno's dergon game.

  21. Post #21
    F1101011's Avatar
    September 2010
    260 Posts
    May I have one please

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?:like the picture below
    Accessories?: .357 magnum
    Anything else?: Look like Dirty Harry



    Thankyou

  22. Post #22
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    Xeno made a Dergon game?

  23. Post #23
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    Fullbody
    Color: Surprise me.
    Accessories: Long hair (You've seen my pic), and anything else that you think would suit me.
    Anything else: Nah, Unless you've got some crazy cool idea.

    Please? Ill be your best buddie.
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  24. Post #24
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,700 Posts
    Xeno made a Dergon game?
    Wait, What?

  25. Post #25
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    Xeno made a Dergon game?
    I thought he just made that godawful shit easy GGT game.

  26. Post #26
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    Wait, What?
    Some moron from GGT made a game and no one liked it.

    Edited:

    I thought he just made that godawful shit easy GGT game.
    That's what I thought.

  27. Post #27
    CRUSHER OF DREAMS AND EATER OF SKITTLES
    Newbienice99's Avatar
    August 2007
    5,610 Posts
    These are adorable, can I please have one?

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody please
    Color?: Red
    Accessories?: Bowler Hat
    Anything else?: Nope

    Thank you for doing a cool giveaway

  28. Post #28
    t0cketty's Avatar
    October 2009
    2,371 Posts
    Type :Spray please.
    Color?: Blue, neon red (Transparent)
    Accessories?: Can I get the "dergon" have it's mouth open looking at the Top Right of the spray, and have him wearing some nifty glasses kinda like Comro
    Anything else?:(Background/if you want a name on there or something.) Somewhere it could say Ticketty if you're feeling nice

  29. Post #29
    Gold Member
    Dude Meister's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,061 Posts
    Can I be a cool kid?

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: dark grey and green if that's ok
    Accessories?: mouse and keyboard
    Anything else?: can his eyes be tired, as if he's been staring at a screen all night long?

    Thanks in advance :buddy:

  30. Post #30
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    Can I be a cool kid?

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?: dark grey and green if that's ok
    Accessories?: mouse and keyboard
    Anything else?: can his eyes be tired, as if he's been staring at a screen all night long?

    Thanks in advance :buddy:
    I like your "anything else" request.
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  31. Post #31
    PILLS HERE!'s Avatar
    July 2009
    5,690 Posts
    All the cool kids have derp dergons.
    feels good being cool

    although mine is never seen without zabe's

  32. Post #32
    Gold Member
    Guillebon's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,869 Posts
    Yea the GGT game, it was dergon releated though.

  33. Post #33
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    Yea the GGT game, it was dergon releated though.
    How?

  34. Post #34
    coco911231's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    All I saw was characters that didn't act like us with our names and we had to do stuff in order to win the game for no reason.

  35. Post #35
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    38,600 Posts
    All I saw was characters that didn't act like us with our names and we had to do stuff in order to win the game for no reason.
    That's why I'm asking how Pascall's Dergons are involved.

    These Dergons are literally the only good thing to come out of GGT.

    Edited:

    I love reading these requests. Can't wait to see some of these get done.

  36. Post #36
    Best Poster
    Saza's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,046 Posts
    I never thought I'd see this thread.


    I'm in the pyramid

  37. Post #37
    Jiggmin's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,878 Posts
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Fullbody
    Color?:
    Accessories?: Black shades & him holding a glass of fruit juice with a drop of it spilling out.
    Anything else?: Also make his pinkie finger up.

  38. Post #38
    Memememe! I wanna have a derp dragon version of my avatar!

    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Spray
    Color?: White-chested Blue
    Accessories?: Welding mask like the one i'm wearing in my avatar. (Resource image). Maybe a hand holding a welding torch?
    Anything else?: Give it snowflakes for a background for teh holidays :buddy: And make it say "Latin Geek" somewhere in the background (not covering the body)

  39. Post #39
    dannyketch's Avatar
    April 2010
    971 Posts
    Avatar, Spray, or Fullbody?: Avatar
    Color?: Black and white
    Accessories?: Pimp hat and cane
    Anything else?: Dergon hoes.

  40. Post #40
    I LIKE BIG DUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER QUACKS CAN'T DENY
    Wootman's Avatar
    December 2008
    13,249 Posts
    I don't like being 2 headed with iWhatislove he keeps eating my food.
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