1. Post #81
    Fabulous!
    Jack Trades's Avatar
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    Who wouldn't want four testicles?
    You'll get huge dick, 4 balls and only 1:1000 chance to get someone pregnant.
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  2. Post #82
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    Nah they actually get pregnant they just die in birth or miscarriage. So every relationship you go in is like that guy in CAD.
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  3. Post #83
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  4. Post #84
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    Dennab
    February 2007
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    You'll get huge dick, 4 balls and only 1:1000 chance to get someone pregnant.
    Sounds like the average prositute's wet dream.
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  5. Post #85
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    May 2008
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    You'll get huge dick, 4 balls and only 1:1000 chance to get someone pregnant.
    Sounds perfect to me
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  6. Post #86
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    Wasn't what I expected. I expected something worse/better. That's just.. comedic, not good or worse :sigh:

    Edited:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx02KqF98xI is quite... interesting :3:
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  7. Post #87

    May 2010
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    Saving the base still seems like a very bad idea,imho.

       The only so called 'technology' it has produced so far was used for further indoctrination. And yes, Cerberus did manage to screw this project as well.   

    Edited:

    Wasn't what I expected. I expected something worse/better. That's just.. comedic, not good or worse :sigh:

    Edited:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx02KqF98xI is quite... interesting :3:
    Take this Zulu_DFA!
    *cough*
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  8. Post #88
    Ah yes "opinions"
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    I played through as pure paragon, and pure renegade. I'd better play through again, but based on my own intuition instead.

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    I hope they fix that in ME3. I want more Kirk vs Picard, rather than Darth Vadar vs Skywalker.

    Edited:

    Wasn't what I expected. I expected something worse/better. That's just.. comedic, not good or worse :sigh:

    Edited:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx02KqF98xI is quite... interesting :3:

    He's got a very good point. I'm hoping that not taking the Collector base will make a HUGE pain in the arse in ME3. So paragon doesn't just equal an insta win.
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  9. Post #89
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    $5 They've been working for two months and will work 'til February 18th 2012 on the different endings for ME3. Erry choice counts~
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  10. Post #90
    Ah yes "opinions"
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    So I never played ME1 (well I did, but it ran like shit and I got bored and didn't play very much), but i'd like to make some decisions that i've seen based on "Let's Play"s. Is there any kind of save editor I could use to play through ME2 with some specific ME1 decisions having been made?
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  11. Post #91
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    Horray, my title was used, thanks. :buddy:
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  12. Post #92
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    I could imagine destroying the collector base but ensuring a lot of allies will equal a win.

    Likewise not gaining allies but keeping the base, will lead to humans standing alone, but still winning.

    Allies plus keeping the base? Could get risky with cerberus trying to take control, Shepard may have to choose who to side with (with repurcussions in the prologue)

    Didn't get allies, and still destroyed the base? Uh...
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  13. Post #93
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    I could imagine destroying the collector base but ensuring a lot of allies will equal a win.

    Likewise not gaining allies but keeping the base, will lead to humans standing alone, but still winning.

    Allies plus keeping the base? Could get risky with cerberus trying to take control, Shepard may have to choose who to side with (with repurcussions in the prologue)

    Didn't get allies, and still destroyed the base? Uh...
    Unleash the airquotes.
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  14. Post #94
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    Random free avatar.
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  15. Post #95
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    October 2010
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    Who wouldn't want four testicles?
    I suppose you could buy some from shep after he cut off that councillors, what what has his name? Has some one written a joker romance yet?

    I've got one for your krogan penis

    "I AM KROGAN!"
    *crunch*
    "Shepard...?"
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  16. Post #96

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  17. Post #97
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    Unleash the airquotes.
    Everyone will do their part. Turian Councilor will do his best to disbelieve some of the reapers out of existence, but his supreme powers of denial may not work on the entire Reaper fleet.
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  18. Post #98
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    Everyone will do their part. Turian Councilor will do his best to disbelieve some of the reapers out of existence, but his supreme powers of denial may not work on the entire Reaper fleet.
    We'll dismiss the living shit out of them.
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  19. Post #99
    Very Jelly Despicable Douchebag
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    January 2007
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    I didn't and I am not thinking it either.
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  20. Post #100
    Wow, never heard of THAT joke before
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    South Park is so last decade
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  21. Post #101

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    South Park is so last decade
    I just stole it from the motivational thread anyway
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  22. Post #102
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    August 2008
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    I've been browsing the BSN forums a lot lately, and have started to feel bad how BioWare messed up Legion's loyalty mission. It was good, perhaps even "awesome", up until the "renegade" and "paragon" points. Really? Brainwashing a sapient species that chose their path on their own, and depriving them of their free will is "Paragon"/"good"? Since when has being an Old Machine been good?
    :smith:
    If they had not given anything for either choices, or perhaps Renegade for both, it would have been better, but now, they're saying that "going down fighting" is "evil" and "being brainwashed" is "good"?
    :smithicide:
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  23. Post #103
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    Maybe keeping a balance of Renegade and Paragon will give the bonuses of being full either way. It always bugged me how polarized you have to be to unlock some of the better dialogue options. A good example I can think of is Tali's loyalty mission. If your paragon or renegade isn't damn near full, you don't have access to the dialogue choices that win you the case unless you talked to everyone, which isn't that hard but is hardly something you know to do on the first playthrough.
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  24. Post #104
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    Maybe keeping a balance of Renegade and Paragon will give the bonuses of being full either way. It always bugged me how polarized you have to be to unlock some of the better dialogue options. A good example I can think of is Tali's loyalty mission. If your paragon or renegade isn't damn near full, you don't have access to the dialogue choices that win you the case unless you talked to everyone, which isn't that hard but is hardly something you know to do on the first playthrough.
    Which is why I don't think the charm/intimidate skill should be linked entirely on morality points.
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  25. Post #105
    Ah yes "opinions"
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    I really wanna make an avatar of 1:11 - 1:17

    Edited:

    Maybe keeping a balance of Renegade and Paragon will give the bonuses of being full either way. It always bugged me how polarized you have to be to unlock some of the better dialogue options. A good example I can think of is Tali's loyalty mission. If your paragon or renegade isn't damn near full, you don't have access to the dialogue choices that win you the case unless you talked to everyone, which isn't that hard but is hardly something you know to do on the first playthrough.
    This DOES need to be solved in ME3. The most efficient way to play the game is all Paragon. You get the best bonuses. It should be far more morally unclear. Like it doesn't just go "Choose the paragon choice and you win!"
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  26. Post #106
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    The Charm/Intimidate should be tied to a single skill, that defines if you can use the intimidate/charm options. No fancy "ain't saint 'nuf so can't talk this" crap.

    Edited:

    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/to...ndex/5445245/1
    Hahahah, the OP is a fucking idiot.
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  27. Post #107
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    The Mass Effect 1 system was a bit better, since you put points into a skill to get the dialogue options rather than being required to go through as absolute pansy paragon or total dick renegade.
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  28. Post #108
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    August 2008
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    Indeed, but it's still limited. For example, I may be a galactic fucking angel, but when my crew's insulted, I want to yell them to hell and back and hell again.
    Yes, Tali's loyalty mission as an example.
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  29. Post #109
    Original 300 elitist.
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    Mix two trailers, one with amazing audio, one with amazing video, mindgasm harder than ever.
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  30. Post #110
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    November 2008
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    bioware you lazy faggots

    SUDDENLY, SOVEREIGNS.

    THOUSANDS OF THEM




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  31. Post #111
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    Mix two trailers, one with amazing audio, one with amazing video, mindgasm harder than ever.
    Was posted earlier, but awesome nonetheless.
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  32. Post #112
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    August 2008
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    Clocks or Win?
    Fuck it, Win.
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  33. Post #113
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    lolwut.
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  34. Post #114
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    I really wanna make an avatar of 1:11 - 1:17



    Work with it.
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  35. Post #115
    Original 300 elitist.
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    Was posted earlier, but awesome nonetheless.
    Really? I'm stuck in this thread like bee in honey, can't believe I missed it.
    O well. :smith:
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  36. Post #116
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    3-player coop would be cool, but deathmatch and things like that would have to be fine tuned quite a bit.
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  37. Post #117
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    December 2008
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    3-player coop would be cool, but deathmatch and things like that would have to be fine tuned quite a bit.
    If there's 3-player coop, it needs to resemble the Uncharted 2 coop missions. Man, those were awesome.
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  38. Post #118
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    Saving the base still seems like a very bad idea,imho.

       The only so called 'technology' it has produced so far was used for further indoctrination. And yes, Cerberus did manage to screw this project as well.   Edited:



    Take this Zulu_DFA!
    *cough*


    DFA wasn't the worst, he was just the loudest, Shandapered was by far the worst, accusing anyone who picked paragon anything of being unamerican and a obvious metagamer, while being a blatant metagamer himself.

    I've got Garrus, Wrex, Legion and a billion Geth and Rachni, I don't need no fucking Collector Base. Secondly, the base was a clearing house for the Reapers' failed experiments. Yeah, I want to install Reaper tech as STANDARD on my easily hackable military hardware. Dumbfucks. Has Apple and Windows taught us nothing?
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  39. Post #119
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    Evening guys, nice new thread we got here.
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  40. Post #120
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    I'm not sure any type of story related co-op would be any good, I'd rather there be a co-op mode where you choose one of your Shepards and play as them with friends, maybe in a wave defense type of situation, or maybe something like the Onslaught mode in BC2.
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