> Use newfound powers to piss napalm. Everywhere.
> Use newfound powers to piss napalm. Everywhere.
> Use super powers to rip through space and time and go to the fifties.
> Mass*10^100
>Take out legs.
>tap dance
> Use your Megaton powers to destroy Optimist Prime
> Use powers to find alpacas.
>Chill
>Find dinosaur-shaped rabbit.
>use all your energy to go to a moon and do a moonwalk
> Use your new powers to fart out a worm hole to somewhere cool
> Use newfound powers to go to an alternate dimension where alpacas are the most intelligent and powerful life form in the Universe and control all of it.
> as Megaton Tiger you're now commander of the all the troops of the alternate dimension. You've decided to call this alternate dimension, Meganopolis.
> Become the The Ruler of All Alpacas, the mighty savior of the Alpaca civilization in Alpacaland, the greenest planet in the universe.
> Use newfound powers to go back to your family. They need you! The castle is being overrun by moon indians! It is only a matter of time before they find your family! Hurry!
> Gain mass amout of weight by eating planets
> Now a giant, all the Moon Indians rope you down like Gulliver's Travels
> Find Kirby and eat him, gain his powers
wait
Give this lucky man RU right this moment
Amazing thread, thanks for posting OP
> Use your new powers to blow up Earth
> You have created a crack in the space-time cylinder, attempt to close it with duct tape, handle with care.
> Burn EVERYTHINJG
> Go into the crack
> use the crack to go back in time
Edited:
also according to the drawing, the crack would heal itself over time.
> realize that god supposedly moves outside of time and space. Go find god.
> use the ham needle and a really long fan wire to sew it shut
let's all make problem sleuth references
>You can become anything. You decide to be a tiger god.
>Smoke crack
> High-five the other tiger. Nothing bad can happen with that
> Say hi to Tiger god, kill him and become Tiger god yourself by eating his heart.
> Contact The Doctor. Only a Time Lord can fix this.
>Jump into the crack to beome the god!
> Cut off the other tiger's head and absorb his powers. There can be only one, after all.
I'm callin' PETA up in this shit :colbert:
>A new species flies out of the crack.
> Try to jump the gap between the 2 strips of space. According to the drawing, it's a pit on his left, which in theory he could just fly around. Go hug Alternate Tiger.