1. Post #161
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,543 Posts
    > Use newfound powers to piss napalm. Everywhere.
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  2. Post #162
    Jad Hinto's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,786 Posts
    > Use super powers to rip through space and time and go to the fifties.
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  3. Post #163
    Giving Away Games
    WastedJamacan's Avatar
    December 2009
    4,110 Posts
    > Mass*10^100
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  4. Post #164
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    Moreto's Avatar
    March 2008
    4,810 Posts
    >Take out legs.
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  5. Post #165
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    October 2010
    1,696 Posts
    >tap dance
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  6. Post #166
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    Gbps's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,613 Posts
    > Use your Megaton powers to destroy Optimist Prime
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  7. Post #167
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    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,572 Posts
    > Use powers to find alpacas.
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  8. Post #168
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    October 2009
    3,109 Posts
    >Chill
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  9. Post #169
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,787 Posts
    >Find dinosaur-shaped rabbit.
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  10. Post #170
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    October 2008
    2,703 Posts
    >use all your energy to go to a moon and do a moonwalk
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  11. Post #171
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    December 2008
    3,052 Posts
    > Use your new powers to fart out a worm hole to somewhere cool
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  12. Post #172
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    May 2010
    3,679 Posts
    > Use newfound powers to go to an alternate dimension where alpacas are the most intelligent and powerful life form in the Universe and control all of it.
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  13. Post #173
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    June 2010
    1,935 Posts
    > as Megaton Tiger you're now commander of the all the troops of the alternate dimension. You've decided to call this alternate dimension, Meganopolis.
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  14. Post #174
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    September 2009
    9,817 Posts
    > Become the The Ruler of All Alpacas, the mighty savior of the Alpaca civilization in Alpacaland, the greenest planet in the universe.
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  15. Post #175
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    September 2009
    3,007 Posts
    > Use newfound powers to go back to your family. They need you! The castle is being overrun by moon indians! It is only a matter of time before they find your family! Hurry!
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  16. Post #176
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    November 2008
    3,846 Posts
    > Gain mass amout of weight by eating planets
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  17. Post #177
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    December 2010
    130 Posts
    > Now a giant, all the Moon Indians rope you down like Gulliver's Travels
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  18. Post #178
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    December 2010
    118 Posts
    > Find Kirby and eat him, gain his powers

    wait
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  19. Post #179
    Positive energy is space expanding, negative energy is space contracting. Or reverse?
    onebit's Avatar
    July 2005
    6,297 Posts
    Give this lucky man RU right this moment
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  20. Post #180
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    June 2009
    1,324 Posts
    Amazing thread, thanks for posting OP
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  21. Post #181
    TheSpy's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,172 Posts
    > Use your new powers to blow up Earth
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  22. Post #182
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
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  23. Post #183
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    May 2010
    3,679 Posts
    > You have created a crack in the space-time cylinder, attempt to close it with duct tape, handle with care.
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  24. Post #184
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    December 2010
    707 Posts
    > You have created a crack in the space-time cylinder, attempt to close it with duct tape, handle with care.
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  25. Post #185
    Back in my day only cool kids had titles.
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    June 2005
    5,632 Posts
    > Burn EVERYTHINJG
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  26. Post #186
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    June 2010
    3,786 Posts
    > Go into the crack
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  27. Post #187
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    March 2006
    4,107 Posts
    > use the crack to go back in time

    Edited:

    also according to the drawing, the crack would heal itself over time.
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  28. Post #188
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    June 2006
    2,921 Posts
    > realize that god supposedly moves outside of time and space. Go find god.
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  29. Post #189
    fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
    Kinglah Crab's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,694 Posts
    > use the ham needle and a really long fan wire to sew it shut

    let's all make problem sleuth references
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  30. Post #190
    Brosef Johnson
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    December 2008
    6,572 Posts
    >You can become anything. You decide to be a tiger god.
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  31. Post #191
    "We should allow child labor overseas ...the sweatshop is what is saving the 9 year old worker"
    Pepin's Avatar
    April 2007
    6,864 Posts
    >Smoke crack
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  32. Post #192
    moo
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    November 2006
    4,767 Posts
    Why are there 2 tigers?
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  33. Post #193
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    December 2007
    4,351 Posts
    > High-five the other tiger. Nothing bad can happen with that
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  34. Post #194
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    May 2010
    3,679 Posts
    > Say hi to Tiger god, kill him and become Tiger god yourself by eating his heart.
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  35. Post #195
    Lots Of Speculation For Everyone
    Greeneyes's Avatar
    April 2008
    1,832 Posts
    > Contact The Doctor. Only a Time Lord can fix this.
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  36. Post #196
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    June 2010
    2,293 Posts
    >Jump into the crack to beome the god!
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  37. Post #197
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    December 2010
    118 Posts
    > Cut off the other tiger's head and absorb his powers. There can be only one, after all.
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  38. Post #198
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    December 2007
    4,351 Posts
    > Cut off the other tiger's head
    I'm callin' PETA up in this shit :colbert:
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  39. Post #199
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    October 2010
    1,696 Posts
    >A new species flies out of the crack.
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  40. Post #200
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    October 2010
    12,543 Posts
    > Try to jump the gap between the 2 strips of space. According to the drawing, it's a pit on his left, which in theory he could just fly around. Go hug Alternate Tiger.
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