1. Post #1
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
    826 Posts
    When I was about 14 years old, I went to Guatemala alone to visit my mom's side of the family. Over there, I stayed with my Aunt Ivette and my cousins Edwin and George, and their cute Westie named Cookie Anyway, my cousin Edwin (Who is the same age as me) left his room for a few minutes, leaving me alone in his room. Since I hadn't fapped in a few weeks, I decided to pass time by letting my dick let loosey. I logged into his computer only to find gay porn on his computer. The second I opened his thing as well, he turned his speakers up all the way up so when I logged in that gay 'DO DODO DO DO DEE DO' went on. He came in the room about 20 seconds later realizing I found his collection, and shit just went loose.
    As he entered, this conversation went loose:
    "DUDE! WHY THE FUCK... WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THAT SHIT UP ON MY COMP?"
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YA DINK? This is your shit. YOURS. How could I have opened IE and got this up so fast?"
    "You've been in my room all these days, and I haven't taken my comp out of hibernation in the time youve been here. Stop BSing."
    "BUT IM NOT GAY!!!"
    "You dont have to hide it man.... i am too."

    After this, I stared at him speechless. I slept in the same bed as him. I was in bed with a gay guy! Anyway, a few seconds later, he changed his expression again.

    "Dude, that's not all. I've been attracted to you for a long, long time. I don't want to be mean, but I'm really really horny. If you don't have sex with me tonight, I will tell your parents that you tried stuff on your cousin and get you shipped back. My little bro knows we've slept in the same bed so he can back me up."
    "WHAT THE HELL, MAN??? You took me in, you gave me shelter and a great family comfort, and this is how you repay me? That I have to FUCK you?"
    "You heard me right. You in?"

    I paused for a few seconds to think. I haven't had a gf yet, and I really want to stay here since I felt wanted here. I hesitantly accepted. I'll put the details in spoiler tags.

       He started off by sucking my dick for awhile. After that I returned the favor. He then proceeded to make out with me, and told me to bend down. I then was penetrated and it hurt like fuck. I did the same to him, but since it was so easy to get in, I assume he did this before. It ended with cum in the mouth. Dear God, I cant believe I am writing this...   

    Okay, well if you didn't read that we pretty much had sex. Afterward, he seemed quite happy and told me not to worry abot anything. The rest of the vacation went smoothly, but I was still slightly disturbed. Since I kind of liked it, I didn't know what to think. After awhile, though, I decided not to tell anyone and consider myself straight.

    Now that I have a girlfriend, I told her about what happened. She proceeded to tell me that she was bi, and that I should seriously consider my sexaulity (But saod she'd stay with me ) So Facepunch, does this encounter with the penis make me gay? Do you guys have any stories you want to share? Thank you all for your help.

    EDIT: Heres a pic of Edwin.

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  2. Post #2
    Fuhrer's Avatar
    October 2010
    899 Posts
    story cool bro

    (User was banned for this post ("meme/snipe" - Craptasket))
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  3. Post #3
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    July 2007
    41,826 Posts
    Are you attracted to men and women? If so, you are bi
    Are you attracted to only men? If so, you are gay
    Are you attracted to only women? If so, you are straight

    Where your dick goes (or where a dick goes in you) means nothing
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  4. Post #4
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    January 2010
    2,048 Posts
    What the flying fuck did I just read?
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  5. Post #5
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    Lonestriper's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,686 Posts
    So. Much. Gay.
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    I HAVE AN UNUSUALLY SMALL PENIS AND MY POSTS ARE TERRIBLE
    Whitefox08's Avatar
    June 2008
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    :gay:
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  7. Post #7
    You're gay.
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  8. Post #8
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
    826 Posts
    Are you attracted to men and women? If so, you are bi
    Are you attracted to only men? If so, you are gay
    Are you attracted to only women? If so, you are straight

    Where your dick goes (or where a dick goes in you) means nothing

    I am sometimes attracted to men, but is that enough to make me bi? Its very few times.
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  9. Post #9
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    December 2006
    1,441 Posts
    your gay

    'nuff said
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  10. Post #10
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    October 2006
    14,726 Posts
    At least try to make the fake story realistic
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  11. Post #11
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    March 2010
    151 Posts
    gay
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  12. Post #12
    Chilean's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,963 Posts
    I really want to stay here since I felt wanted here. I hesitantly accepted.
    Dude, do you know how many men I fucked to get out of Guatemala?
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    October 2010
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    I am laughing so hard. How unfortunate.
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  14. Post #14
    You're gay, and fucking weird
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  15. Post #15
    BigOwl's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,292 Posts
    You're gay, and fucking weird
    -snip- wrong thread somehow.
    Rate me box.
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  16. Post #16
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
    826 Posts
    You're gay, and fucking weird
    I'm weird because I was blackmailed to stay on vacation with sex?
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  17. Post #17
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    July 2009
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    taste the rainbow.
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2007
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    I am sometimes attracted to men, but is that enough to make me bi? Its very few times.
    Call yourself whatever you want. If you want my opinion, I'd say you're a straight-leaning bisexual.
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  19. Post #19
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    May 2007
    1,036 Posts
    You sound Bi but WHAT THE FUCK YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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  20. Post #20
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
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    Call yourself whatever you want. If you want my opinion, I'd say you're a straight-leaning bisexual.
    Wait, so I can be in-between instead of pickig a side?
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  21. Post #21
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    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    Like Zeke said, you're mostly straight but with homosexual feelings as well. Nothing wrong with that bro.

    Although fucking your cousin is a bit strange.
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  22. Post #22
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    July 2007
    41,826 Posts
    Wait, so I can be in-between instead of pickig a side?
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  23. Post #23
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    June 2008
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    I'm pretty sure it makes you gay.
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  24. Post #24
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    February 2007
    1,710 Posts
    My first thought when I read the title
    .
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  25. Post #25
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    Binsky's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,437 Posts
    I'm bi but i definitely have more of an attraction towards women.

    Btw it's kind of fucked up to have sex with your cousin.
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  26. Post #26
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    September 2008
    312 Posts
    "WHAT THE HELL, MAN??? You took me in, you gave me shelter and a great family comfort, and this is how you repay me? That I have to FUCK you?"
    Am I the only one who read that and found it confusing?
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  28. Post #28
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
    826 Posts
    Rate dumb for 0, late for 1, artistic for 2, informative for 3, funny for 4, disagree for 5, and agree for 6.

    I think im a 2.
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  29. Post #29
    I am not a cool person please ignore everything I say
    NoobSauce's Avatar
    May 2010
    4,111 Posts
    Yep.You're now considered in the fag area.

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  30. Post #30
    Toasticle's Avatar
    December 2009
    511 Posts
    you are a gay person
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  31. Post #31
    Gainax's Avatar
    November 2010
    826 Posts
    Am I the only one who read that and found it confusing?
    I dont remember the convo perfectly since it happened 6 years ago, but I said something like that.
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  32. Post #32
    ❤Hazama❤
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    April 2010
    798 Posts
    Hot.

    The gay part, not the incest.
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  33. Post #33
    "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace." - Y.K. Kim
    Diet Kane's Avatar
    August 2009
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    Why did I read the spoilered bit.
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  34. Post #34
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    March 2005
    2,963 Posts
    I'd only ever go gay for David Tennant. And that's not gay cause he is amazing. But fucking your cousin is gay.
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  35. Post #35
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    June 2005
    14,824 Posts
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YA DINK? lets have gay sex"

    Edited:

    lol it gets better

    "WHAT THE HELL, MAN??? You took me in, you gave me shelter and a great family comfort, and this is how you repay me? That I have to FUCK you?"

    Edited:

    op that is a really terrible story. 99% of porn films have better storylines than that. back to the drawing board you fucking weirdo.
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  36. Post #36
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    July 2006
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    "WHAT THE HELL, MAN??? You took me in, you gave me shelter and a great family comfort, and this is how you repay me? That I have to FUCK you?"
    HAHA, if anything you had to repay him.
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  37. Post #37
    Back in my day only cool kids had titles.
    Super_Poo's Avatar
    June 2005
    5,634 Posts
    That's pretty gay bro. OH wells, incest is wincest :smug:
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  38. Post #38
    "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace." - Y.K. Kim
    Diet Kane's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,710 Posts
    op that is a really terrible story. 99% of porn films have better storylines than that. back to the drawing board you fucking weirdo.
    would've been better if the pizza man came in and delivered his meat lover's special
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  39. Post #39
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    April 2008
    15,150 Posts
    "You heard me right. You in?"
    at this point he was on all fours with his cheeks spread

    also the fact that you're more worried about your sexuality rather than the incest and borderline rape you endured says volumes about you.
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  40. Post #40
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    March 2009
    3,173 Posts
    What the fuck.
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